
As a fan of both Bill Rebane and Tiny Tim, I was MORE than piqued when I first found out about 'Blood Harvest'. An almost woozy, dreamy take on the horror film experience. And after waiting for the better part of 10 years to get a high quality copy of the film, I was a little underwhelmed. But! Its been at least 5-7 years since I last watched it, So tonight while on the road to Halloween, I thought i'd give it another spin.
The films about as straightforward as it comes, opening with a grizzly double suicide in a barn, followed by reports of murder/suicides in the surrounding area, before the film flashes forward and we're introduced to Jill. Jills a local to the area, but has been away for a few years studying. However; she's returned to her hometown with her partner 'Scott' to try and settle back in. And on returning she decides to drop by her childhood/teenage friends place to see how they're doing.
Jills friend is Gary, and; for a time, the pair were a little romantically involved. But nothing really ever got serious enough to go 'official' and then Jill left for her studies…and on returning Jill gets the fright of her life when standing in Garys kitchen, is a lumbering terrifying looking clown brandishing a bouqet of ruffled, hand picked flowers.
The clown, is 'Merv' (Tiny Tim) Garys brother who…at best is described as eccentric and at worst, mentally ill. Merv is a bit detached from reality, he was a bit quirky as a kid, and enjoyed largely talking to the animals on his parents farm. But when they were all slaughtered to bring money in to try and help keep the farm afloat. Something snapped in Merv and he slowly became more and more detached, and more and more into taking on the persona of a clown.
With the players all set in place, the film begins proper, and its basically a low budget slasher. with a mysterious killer appearing in town, having a VERY special interest in Jill and slowly but surely picking off all her friends and connections, with the ultimate goal being to 'get' Jill…The film HEAVILY implies that 'Merv' is the killer…but…it couldnt be Merv right?…right!?
What we have here is a CERTAINLY memorable, but not necessarily well made offering from Rebane, that mixes genuinely bizarre situations and choices with a LOT of padding, basic technical ability and a genuine struggle on line deliveries.
Tiny Tim is the only element here that elevates the script out of being THE most generic slasher movie of the 80s. And almost all of his moments in this film could be removed and it wouldnt make a lick of difference to the story or plot overall.
Tims sequences (with literally 1 or 2 exceptions) are largely isolated out of the main plot, and are the main reason to check this film out. He struggled badly with trying to remember lines, had to rely on cue cards and method acting when in his clown make up to make it through the scenes. and honestly, its a memorising performance that has to be SEEN to be believed. Dancing the line in places between something pseudo lynchian and horrendous. Its great!
The rest of the script though? well…its not the most inspiring slasher ever made, the pacing sluggishly pushes things along, there is a clean three act structure but its a bit heavy handed and doesnt quite flow naturalistically. The characters get a bit of backstory, but nothings seriously developed, the character arcs are all a bit shallow (with one or two exceptions) and the ending is 'shrug' worthy. Without Tiny Tim playing Merv. id have said this was a bore of a slasher film you could easily skip. But the deliveries he gives of the script combined with his improvisational moments really pull this production up to something that I still cant outright say is good, or even meets the basic brief of technical ability…But it IS fun in places and I cant deny that I enjoyed at least a good chunk of this one.
outside of that though? its generic across the board, Rebane as a director wasnt exactly known for being a polished creator or for pushing the medium into new places. He was a 'boxy' director who clunkily and painfully dragged his vision across the celluloid on multiple occasions. and 'Blood Harvest' is no different. we have a quite flat, low on flare, low on colour, low on finer detail and cast direction affair that feels blunt, aggressive in its minimalism and largely for function over form. This is not a pretty film, it communicates what it needs to, no more, no less.
The cine too is quite rough, compositions arnt always in focus, composed to the rule of thirds or following 'the line', sequences feel 'cleavered' together, and theres a burning sense that Rebane didnt have the time, budget or inclination for multiple takes. What was shot, was shot, and what was good enough got into the edit. In a way I admire that mentality of brutalism. But at the same time…it sits like sandpaper to any willing viewer.
Performance wise, Ive already sung the praises of Tiny Tim, who is just…SO bizarre and stilted in this thing, he's easily worth the price of admission and its clear to see why the branding reflects this. But credit I feel also has to go to Itonia Salchek as Jill. While the rest of the cast have very narrow tunnels to work with in terms of bringing their characters to life and defining their performances. Salchek gets a VERY meaty turn here with a good range of emotions to work with, a chunky set of dialogue and she relishes the chance to bring some real physicality to the role that the rest of the cast seem to have all but given up on (apart from Tiny.) Shes fantastic here and easily has some of the 'other' best moments of this film.
And as for the soundtrack…its synthy gubbins, but I liked it! and if you needed selling on it, check out the 'end credits' theme tune sung by Tiny himself! its a real trip!
''Blood Harvest' isnt a particularly well made film, its saggy, draggy and VERY rough around the edges. But it also has a cultish charm that I really appreciated. This absolutely wont be everyones cup of tea, Im not even 100% sure I can actively recommend it. But I can say that, for the most part, while I cant commend it for its quality. I did enjoy it, and I sat through the whole thing waiting for the next oddity to pop up.
So…my advice, if you have the patience for the more generic elements of this movie, and want to see Tiny Tim get PARTICULARLY weird…this may well be the movie for you!
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