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One of the more ‘infamous’ adult film titles from the golden age of Adult entertainment. ‘Debbie Does Dallas’ arrived on the scene at a time when the adult industry was in the midst of change. Actors were beginning to become more recognisable, attention was being given more to the ‘art’ of what made a sex scene not just ‘viewable’ but ‘pleasurable’. And the tone and style of the industry was beginning shift more in favour of unapologetic light hearted narrative escapades to help give the sex a bit more grounding. This was the same year ‘The Hot and saucy Pizza Girls’ and ‘Pretty Peaches’ released, and I think these three movies are kind of the analogue for how the pornography industry would cut its cloth for the following 10 years.

‘Debbie Does Dallas’ is light on plot and has a heavy ‘oral’ emphasis. The story follows ‘Debbie’ the captain of the cheerleading team, who’s been given a once in a lifetime opportunity to take her skills across country to join the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading team. A concept which, in this film would be on par with winning an ‘oscar’ or ‘golden cleric’ in your respective field.

Theres just one problem, Debbies parents arnt happy with the idea of their girl going across country to shake what god gave her for thousands of drooling guys and footballers. So they’ve refused to stump up the cash needed to get Debbie to Dallas…

BUT! Help comes in the form of Debbies cheerleeding peers! who agree to help Debbie raise the funds through taking on ‘out of school’ part time jobs with the aim to take the whole gang to Dallas to give Debbie a decent send off and get her settled in with the cowboys. However; it turns out that these fresh faced, high spirited teens might have let themselves in for more than they bargained for, as its revealed that the vast majority of the town is filled with degenerates and fetishists, who want…quite a bit more than their cars washing or their libraries arranging.

The girls realise this pretty quickly and decide to form ‘Teen Services’. a company offering to take on ANY task (within reason) for the right price, no matter how BIG…or small.

The films around an hour and 20 long and i’d say actual exposition or plot fills about 15 minutes of that runtime. The rest? is essentially just set pieces and vignettes of the girls going to a location, part doing a job, getting interrupted by their employer who gets ‘handsy’ at which point we cut to a sex scene.

Its hardly the most intricate script in the world, but theirs a playful ‘airheaded-ness’ about the cast in this film as they kind of bumble into situations they SWEAR they had NO idea about. While I dont personally think the script is as entertaining or fun as ‘Pizza Girls’ or ‘Peaches’ I did think some of the more surreal or dafter moments were a bit of a lark. I do have to admit though that by the half way point, this thing had more or less run out of steam and was pretty much solely relying on the sex to get it to the end field. Which is a bit of a shame, because; had they been able to maintain the more whimsical elements of this one till the finale. i’d have probably enjoyed it quite a bit more.

The direction definitely has thought put into it on how they want the girls to be presented, which; for 1978 is a boon. Outside of ‘art films’ a lot of porn from this time was basically ‘Put the camera on the ground in front of two people rutting and hold it there for 20 minutes, occasionally cutting to man ass or a woman moaning’. This does feel like the director wanted the audience to feel more apart of the rough and tumble. which creates a much more intimate viewing experience. Is it the best i’ve seen? No. its quite rough around the edges, there do a LOT of crossfading on scenes where cuts would have been more appropriate and while the film does have several ‘iconic’ moments. a lot of this does feel a bit flat in terms of trying to bring a vision to life.

Direction of the cast is a bit patchy as well, but im struggling to figure out if thats because the director wasnt very good at explaining how he wanted the lines to be delivered to the cast, or if its because the cast were fairly inexperienced and just…didnt know how to act. For example; Bambi woods IS capable of delivering a line, i’ve seen ‘Debbie does Dallas II’ and while I didnt much care for the film Woods deliveries were palettable. Here though; most of the time she sounds quite strung out, as if she didnt have a script and was just kind of…going with the flow on what to say based on whatever the other person was saying to her. it makes the film feel quite stiff and awkward at times. I wont say its a dealbreaker. But its very noticable.

Direction of the sex scenes is a bit hit and miss too. I would say, in my opinion, a decent chunk of these scenes are intimate, close and make the audience feel quite immersed in the pleasure shown on screen. However; at the same time, some shot setups are quite lazy, badly composed and the near total lack of B-roll for this one is frankly painful in places. Its an example of a film where its best moments ARE the reason this film continues to live on in the minds of the 60+. But its lows are border painful.

As mentioned the cine is also a mixed bag, some sequences have clearly thought out and very nicely handled shot setups with good composition and a clear plan for the editor. Others? feel like they realised the film was 10 minutes short and they just needed to film something at someones house quick the day before the premier. when its good, its solid. Not the best…but solid. When its bad? it feels like it was edited via washing machine.

Performance wise? Bambi Woods only has 4 credits to her name, and three of those are for ‘Debbie Does Dallas’ films. This was her first credit and her performance is…endearing. Yes she struggles to deliver her lines with any kind of rhythm of cadence that would make it sound even REMOTELY believable, Yes her physical acting is almost non existent. But her presence on screen is undeniably warm, friendly and feels sincere. The other girls take the majority of the screentime. But Bambi, when shes on screen is incredibly watchable, both for that warmth and the unpredictability of where her performance will go next. Which. I have to give it to her on that, shes not great, but I can see why people still talk about her to this day (given she basically dropped off the face of the earth in 1985 to try and regain something of a normal life.)

The odd duck in all of this is the soundtrack, which is a mixture of marching band tunes (to be expected given the cheerleading/football connections) but also slightly auspicious psych-rock and prog. the former is added whimsy and is pleasent. But the latter? just feels SO weird for a film like this. With the finale/Debbies sex scene in particular having a score thats more in line with a horror or action movie than an adult feature. I get the feeling it was ‘whatevers available for the budget’ with this one, but it definitely threw me when they first started using that kind of music in a film like this.

I also have to say the dubbing is VERY ropey across the runtime, with the on set audio swinging wildly between ‘Fine.’ and ‘Thank god for subtitles’. and the overdubbing sounding like it was recorded in another place and time with absolutely NO attention or attempt to even TRY and mix it into the on set audio. I picked up the recent VCX bluray release of this, and if thats as GOOD as it can get. Lord knows how anyone really knew what was going on in the days of smeary, hissy VHS…

‘Debbie Does Dallas’ I feel is worthy of its noteriety. And while I will say it isnt the best adult film i’ve ever seen. Its vibes are pretty solid, despite it feeling like a very threadbare production. Does it hold up in the year of our lord 2026? No. theres considerably better produced adult films out there, and even at the time that was the case in my opinion. But a snappy title, pretty women and variety was ultimately what sold back in the day, and Debbie does dallas brings that and personality in spades. Im glad I rewatched it as it’s been about 15-20 years since I last checked it out. I think if you have an interest in the history of adult entertainment, then this definitely should be a pitstop on that road. But to me? it does very much feel ‘of its time’, so im not sure what kind of rewatch value there would be here.

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I first heard about ‘Enemy Territory’ when a trailer for it played (amongst others) on an opening sizzle reel of one of the tapes in my VHS collection. The trailer (now included in Arrow Videos Bluray release of the film) was short, sweet and to the point, and I had a REALLY good vibe about this one. So when Arrow announced they were bringing the film to Bluray in 2025, I added it to my wishlist, waited for a sale and a couple of weeks ago, I bit.

The plot follows ‘Barry’, an insurance salesman who’s down on his luck. facing a closing month at a loss, his boss pulls him into his office and offers him a lifeline. An elderly retired school teacher wants to take out a $100,000 premium insurance plan, and the boss wants Barry to take a contract to her to sign, and collect the first premium payment. Barry says he’ll get started right away on Monday. But the boss tells him he needs it before then and essentially gives him a 24 hour ultimatum.

Barry (being desperate) accepts and heads over to a tower block on the bad side of town. Where, on entering the complex. He makes a critical error. Placing his hand on the shoulder of a young boy who happens to be part of a gang called ‘The Vampires’. The Vampires are a large scale organisation. The complex is basically their ‘Castle’ and their leader ‘The Count’ (Tony Todd) is a ruthless and brutal maniac who places honour above all else. And Barry?; Just broke one of the big rules of the Vampires by putting his hand on a gang member. He not only disrespected a ‘Vampire’ but he did it ‘in front of a woman’…And the only retribution, will be in blood.

Barry collects the signature and the premium. and on leaving the apartment is almost immediately swarmed by The Vampires who explain that he isnt leaving the complex without giving them their ‘pound of flesh’. Fortunately for Barry, help arrives in the form of Will Jackson, a phone company technician (and former Nam vet) who rescues Barry from almost certain death, before the pair of them find themselves plunged into a battle of attrition. fighting a path through the complex down 22 floors of chaos to escape the Vampires with the cash, the signature and (hopefully) their lives in time to get out at dawn (at which point, the Vampires retreat).

And; being honest? I had a LOT of fun with this one, it shares quite a bit of DNA with movies like ‘The Warriors’, but whats on offer here is a breakneck action movie, with pretty solid pacing and creative visuals.

The plot itself isnt exactly a creative powerhouse. But the confined space of an apartment complex creates a real sense of isolation from the outside world, and much like ‘Die Hard’ because the complex is fairly sprawling, it means the film stays interesting and diverse, while also being able to keep the costs down by recycling hallways, apartment rooms and props. With something as simple as coloured lighting gels offering a complete change of vibes to some of these locations.

The pacing opens strong, with smooth transitions between the acts. The first act in particular is pretty breakneck and sets up everything with enough clarity to give the audience a clue of whats going down, but not so much as to play all their cards up front. the 2nd act keeps the momentum going, building some really nice high stakes, giving the characters some interesting interactions and scenarios to work with while keeping the action high.

Unfortunately; as the second act gives way to the third; we do see things start to slow down a bit. the gang briefly split up to try and cover more ground and I feel like doing that causes the plotting and pacing to slow to a crawl as we have to set up the individual threads, plan them out, play them out and then tie them all back together ready for the big third act finale. it means theres about 15 minutes in the back end of this movie that is essentially just our main characters waiting around and trying to distract people for a bit. which is a bit of a shame. Mercifully though; it does all tie back together and the finale…While not the greatest ending to a film ever; is satisfying and left me feeling good about checking this one out.

The characters all have a nice depth and range to their performances. Barry starts of a little slippery, before gaining a more sincere and hardened edge. Will is fairly easygoing but slides right back into his army training when the time comes. they get nice smooth transitions, nothing feels forced and you do get a real sense of character growth across the runtime of this one. The Vampires, as a movement are insane, largely just ranting, raving lunatics with melee weapons and guns. they’re mesmorising to watch, and ‘The Count’ starts off with a good chunk of ham to work with, and just revs up from there! Its fantastic honestly.

Director Peter Manoogian really makes the money go the distance on this one, creating a production thats stylish, not afraid to use some colour and feels distinct and slightly grubby. his work with the cast is pretty exemplary. The whole thing feels frantic and surging with ideas and possibilities. The fact that this was shot for ‘Empire Films’ and is so often overlooked because it doesnt quite fit the ‘Empire’ brand is frankly bizarre to me. I’d argue this should be MORE than up there with the likes of ‘Reanimator’ and ‘From Beyond’ in terms of just how strong a work it is.

The cine is crisp, sharp and rich in detail. the sets have a real dirty messy aesthetic, and the compositions here REALLY help pick up every inch of a run down shoddy apartment complex on the rough side of town. Sequences are nicely edited together producing fast paced, quick fire action that should more than whet the whistle of any action fans. and the fight scenes are surprisingly well choreographed delivering on impact while successfully masking impact shots and gun play. While some of the practical effects here are a *little* on the ropey side in places. for the most part, this thing looks great.

Add to that the performances, with Gary Frank and Ray Parker Jr as Barry and Will working nicely together as, at first, a contrast that slowly begins to meld into something resembling a friendship. Both actors are very charismatic here, mix well and the end result is a film that starts as strangers workign together and ends resembling a decent ‘buddy’ movie.

Tony Todd as ‘The Count’ is a superbly campy performance here (and an early role to boot!) He has a wonderful malevolence that just grows and grows as the film goes on, ultimately ending with a performance that I feel may actually have been just a little *too* big for him to match. Even so he’s perfect for most of the runtime here and an utter delight whenever he’s on screen.

A solid synth action stylee score married up to some R&B/Hiphop beats really helps tie the whole thing together, resulting in a finished product that pretty much gave me exactly what I wanted from this production. ‘Enemy Territory’ in my opinion is one of Empire pictures best offerings. the definition of an underrated gem. and definitely one worth seeking out if you have the time. I had a blast with it, and if you like your action films violent and a little campy in places, im sure you’ll appreciate this one.

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The mind honestly boggles to think what that first wave of audiences thought when they sat down in front of ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’, almost completely blind to what lay ahead of them. To have been amongst the crowd during its initial cycle in cinemas must have been an absolute boon, on par with ‘Jaws’ and ‘The Exorcist’ for genuine shock and terror.

You have to understand, this is the early 70s. The Hayes code had only been dead for around half a decade, and from its corpse grew the seeds of an independent cinema movement that would shape how audiences digested media for the next half century.

‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ is a visceral viewing experience. its fairly thin on plot. With the main synopsis really best summarised as: A group of teens on a roadtrip pick up a crazed hitch-hiker who disturbs them so much they toss him to the curb. They run out of gas and have to go back to a nearby farmhouse for help, where it transpires the owners of said farmhouse are crazed hill-billy texans with a serious case of blood-lust.

The plot itself is fairly inconsequential, plots like that had happened through the 60s. But what separates this film from them is the psychological and more graphic approach to its source material. This is a film that actively revels in real unflinching death. Animal carcasses, skeletons, guts and gore litter the sets in unflinching rancid detail. brutality is this films mise-en-scene and the grindhouse is in full spin through this 84 minute ghost train ride of a feature.

I hadnt seen this film in at least 7-8 years, and it must have been nearly 10 years before that since I originally saw it. But 3rd time around, while I find the plotting a bit of a missed opportunity. I absolutely appreciate this film on a visual level.

In terms of the plot? I find it the weakest element of all this honestly. The films rather slow boil and long to get started, we spend a significant portion of the film with our teens. Which would be fine, but they’re all rather unremarkable. they dont have a lot of character detail or anything that makes them actively stand out to me other than ‘they’re free wheeling teens on the road!’…Which is fine…but does rather make things feel a bit unremarkable, and does impact my feelings towards them as they slowly get bumped off.

It isnt really until the 3rd act that the film properly gets going. Theres a handful of instances in the 2nd act where they suddenly and unpredictably drop intense brutal horror on the audience, which is a nice touch. But I dont know if modern audiences would have the stamina to truly appreciate the slowburn nature of this film, and may well miss out on a breakneck 3rd act where the mask fully drops for these characters and the massacre well and truly gets underway.

Im conflicted about the motivation of this film if im being honest, on the one hand I actually think the fact that the EXACT motives of these characters NOT being explicitly revealed, and how they operate being constantly shielded from the audience is a very nice touch. It makes them easily the most interesting part of this movie. Their ‘madness’ may indeed mean there IS no motive. But its down the audience to decide that.

Unfortunately though; the other side of the coin to that is that, BECAUSE nothings explicitly given to the audience in terms of answers. Its quite easy to assume that there never WAS a reason, and that the film makers were just half arsing the script side of things, to justify getting some splatter on the screen. I always try to assume good intent, so I like to think the reasoning’s of the characters are out in the open for this film…But I have to admit, even after seeing this film 3 times now. I struggle to really know for sure…

BUT! to that end ‘Leatherface’ here is an interesting and striking co-villain of the piece. I feel even with this entry that, as a character, he’s going to go the way of the Cenobites in ‘Hellraiser’ (I.E – The more you learn about them, the more rubbish they become.) But here? he’s probably the most fascinating character. and the one I wish had gotten just a little bit more screen-time.

As for the direction? it isnt even a question of ‘good’ or ‘bad’ honestly. Hooper absolutely smashes it out of the park creating a festering striking vision of absolute terror that I would sincerely say gives Hitchcock a run for his money. What I especially love about ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ is that, I own this movie both on VHS and on 4k Bluray. and both versions feel WILDLY different to each other depending on your viewing preference.

Watching ‘TCM’ on video tape brings a much harsher, muzzier dinginess to proceedings. Giving the film a much more macarbre ‘rough around the edges’ gonzo feeling to it. It feels like something you shouldnt be watching, or that you SHOULD be handing over to the police, as the tensions rise and the ‘snuff’ factor grows. I can absolutely see why this was, for a time, on the ‘Video Nasties’ shortlist in the UK.

In 4k however, Hoopers full vision springs completely to life. delivering a putrid artistic vision thats mesmorising, beautiful and hideous all in equal measure. Its akin to the work on ‘Cannibal Holocaust’ for how it takes festering, offal and death and transforms them into full set art installations that genuinely have to be seen to be believed. I was in awe of it for the most part. And while I absolutely WONT say its gorgeous from start to finish. when this film shines. Its a diamond.

The cine is rough and ready too, with some gorgeous macro and ultra wide work, lens flair creeps in occasionally to help frame gorgeous compositions and the sequences building work is superb. While some shot choices are a LITTLE bit too rough and ‘run and gun’ for my taste. I cant deny that the work done on this film is an absolute delight.

As for the performances. Its got to be Gunar Hansen and Marilyn Burns for me as Leatherface and Sally. The former a hyperactive and manic portrayal, Hansens relentlessness is genuinely terrifying at times here and border animalistic. Hes amazing. And the latter a study in terror, Burns plays the full spectrum and absolutely nails it. delivering a delirious performance that borders on fever dream-ish.

Add in a VERY industrial soundscape filled with scraping, revving, roaring squarking and all manner of ear splitting screeches. And you have ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’. Maybe not the first film to try and bring brute violence to the big screen. But definitely the catalyst and blueprint for a LOT of gore and horror pictures over the following 20 years.

Do I love it? No. the plotting feels a bit uneven to me, the characters come across as a bit flat and lifeless, and while I appreciate the absence of detail is what makes these characters scarier. They do omit quite a bit more than I’d have liked.

That being said, I think visually its a masterpiece, when the character work DOES shine, its incredible and there really isnt anything that comes close to matching this films ambience. While I dont personally rate it that highly, I would consider it a ‘must see’ feature for not only budding horror fans making their way through the history of horror. But film enthusiasts and students more broadly as an example of post hayes debauchery, and how to genuinely instill fear in a picture by using less to give the impression of more. Definitely worth your time.

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Once again, we’re blessed with another gift of an additional entry into the ‘Evil Dead’ franchise. A series that, to this day I am happy to report hasnt had a single poor entry (in this humble critics opinion). With the latest offering being ‘Evil Dead Burn’ a more brutalist take on the franchise; probably its most brutal outing since the 2013 remake.

The plot follows French woman and all round bruiser ‘Alice’, a woman in an abusive relationship who’s husband ‘Will’ dies in a horribly fiery car crash. Alice and Will co-own a restaurant/bar, something which was much more Wills idea due to his love of french Cuisine, rather than Alice’s; who’d much rather handle the accounts.

Will’s death leads to a VERY unsteady family reunion with Wills Mum,Dad, Brother, Brothers partner and Dimentia ridden Grandmother all gathering at the families (now abandoned) Grandparents place. tensions rise when it becomes clear that the family are less than happy with how Alice has handled Wills death, and even more upset to find out that she doesnt wish to continue to operate the Restaurant/Bar.

Things only go from bad to worse, when Wills Brother, Edgar reveals that he’s been working on a book based on the life of his Grandfather, an explorer and archivist who joined a mysterious cult known as the ‘Circle of the Wisemen’ who’s aim was to research, explore and hopefully discover artifacts tied to the Necronomicon (Book of the dead).

As you can imagine, someone manages to find transcribed pages of the Necronimicon, words are spoken and suddenly Alice and the family are facing down immensely powerful deadites, who this time appear to have apperated with a mission to retrieve something from the house the family have found themselves trapped in…With Edgar holding onto some critical information that might explain everything…

‘The Evil Dead’ as a franchise is somewhat of a pendulous series, constantly in a state of swinging between utterly grizzly and bleak horror, and farsical comedy. Over the series entries such as ‘Evil Dead 2’, ‘Army of Darkness’ and ‘Ash Vs The Evil Dead’ have given things a much more comedic overtone thats helped contrast the ultra gory violence creating an almost cartoonish atmosphere.

Contrasting that, the original ‘Evil Dead’, the 2013 remake and now this entry drag the series back to its original roots. a brazenly unapologetic horror film that gets incredibly gory, incredibly nasty and positively gross in places. using comedy almost as a trim to help bring the series a bit more of a contrasting lift to make the next dose of ultra violence feel particularly powerful.

Now; Im just going to be honest here, I personally have a preference for the entries where they are unashamedly going for over the top cartoonish gore with a distinct comedy edge, over the entries where they play the comedy right down in favour of wall to wall gore. And this entry is definitely more in the ‘serious and brutal’ camp.

Thats not to say there arnt funny moments occasionally; but with ‘Evil Dead Burn’ they feel, for lack of a better word…’Tacked on’ like they were put there because there was a felt absence of humour. ..make of that what you will.

Instead; ‘Evil Dead Burn’ is a dark horror film dealing openly with domestic abuse, its impact on not only the individual, but the families who can be complicit in that abuse and the pain and suffering it leaves across everyone involved.

With that in mind the plot really boils down to two main headers. One being Alice’s relationship with Will and Wills family, and her processing of whats happened to her through the backdrop of a deadite home invasion. and the B-plot, which is the deadites actively looking for something in the house (which I wont go into detail here because, spoilers.)

But its these two plots that I feel are actually probably the biggest problem that I have with ‘Evil Dead Burn’…AND a broader issue that I have with this film altogether…see…to me?…this film didnt really feel like a breath of fresh air for the franchise. Instead it almost felt like a kind of…ground up ‘Evil Dead’ Meatball. The elements of Alice recovering from trauma brought up elements of the 2013 Evil Dead, the home invasion and isolationist elements (and the 3rd act finale, which again; I wont spoil here) all felt very much akin to what happened in ‘Evil Dead Rise’. there are beats that felt a little too close to the original ‘Evil Dead’ for me to say they were a ‘Homage’.

This entry DOES introduce a lot of new and interesting ideas for how deadites manifest and what they’re capable of doing. But at the same time, I dont feel like this entry really bought the series forward in any meaningful way…rather, it felt like it existed to reintroduce people who’d maybe only seen the last couple ‘New’ Evil Dead movies to concepts the original trilogy shaped out nicely…Only. I think the original trilogy handled it better than this. It feels rushed here, key information that was the basis of some of the earlier entries, are just kind of…haphazardly ‘cliff noted’ here. With no real explanation or justification.

To that end, I found the pacing to be a little slow going at first. ‘Evil Dead Rise’ had a similar problem, where they open the film with a particularly gnarly kill sequence, and then the next half an hour (of a 90 minute movie) is just setting up how the final 45 minutes is going to be ‘Awesome.’

It takes a good while for this film to really spin up, the act structuring is a little messy between the transition stages. And I think something that really goes against this film is the fact that the characters all feel…well…kind of flat. It would work if Alice was a flat and blunt character type playing off against a whole lot of crazy from the deadites and the extended family. Because it would be inkeeping with her backstory. But the rest of the family are also kind of unremarkable and muted, and when the time comes to kick into high gear, the performances really are a bit too subdued for my taste, favouring over the top gross out and gore to actually making me care about these characters,or even really to appreciate their deadite performances. They’re all just a bit…unremarkable, which is odd for an ‘Evil Dead’ movie as the series is usually hot on the button for giving us interesting or unusual characters/performances that help keep audiences firmly in seats.

What I can say however; is the plot is ultimately compelling, if not a little slow boiled, ends about as well as could be hoped. And leaves enough open that a sequel could actually really build and develop off of this entry. In fact; thats exactly how I felt about this movie as the credits rolled like it was the middle part of a ‘trilogy’ good enough to keep things moving, not really good enough to stand solely on its own two feet. (And with another ‘Evil Dead’ sequel tentatively penned in for 2028; I feel Im correct in that assertion.)

Outside of the script, the directions pretty solid, a bleak and chilling vision, I feel like Sébastien Vaniček understood the assignment to make this an absolute gore fest. and while I dont quite think this entry is as ‘splattertastic’ as the last few films (and TV series) it definitely had me wincing throughout, so i’d say its a success on that front. While it is a quite stylish film in places, I do wish this entry had a bit more colour going on in its directoral vision. Blacks, dark Blues, grays contrast orange and red…Which is fiiiiine…But its also very VERY ‘Done.’ especially both in recent ‘Evil Dead’ movies AND recent horror films in general. that kind of washed out, brown/gray colour grading that makes everything look a bit putrid is fine if it suits the tone of the film. But I feel here we really would have benefitted from a bit more of a colour pop. Instead everything feels a bit drab…and by extension, a little bit uninteresting sadly.

Direction of the cast is solid, the fight sequences and gore scenes are very well executed and Vaniček vision in terms of the camera work pays homage to Raimi’s vision, while also not being afraid to put his own name on this.

The Cine is also pretty solid, decently executed compositions tastefully arranged to form a fluid set of sequences that more or less hit the spot. Theres the occasional bit of CGI I wasnt a huge fan of, and the occasional edit that defied the law of time and space from a continuity perspective…but hey, im watching a film about demons from another realm claiming the bodies of the living…I think I can give it some gratis on that.

The performances, as mentioned, are a little dry. I dont think they’re bad performances really. But this is a much more subdued set of performances than anything we’ve had in recent years. Souheila Yacoub as Alice is probably the best performance in the film. a ‘Done’ French woman who didnt want to even be there BEFORE the film starts, finds herself dragged WELL beyond her tolerance level and then some. and I think its a pretty bob on performance for that. She really gets a good range to work with and the script gives her plenty of layers to work through as we get to slowly understand her circumstances.

Tandi Wright as Susan also gets a solid run playing Will and Edgars mother. a multi layered performance that sees her ranging from a woman accepting her daughter in law begrudgingly through the process of a full blown traumatic mental breakdown as her family slowly get attacked and picked off. I think she gives a blinder here and is probably the most underrated performance in this film.

The rest of the cast though?…well…theyre okay. unremarkable if im being honest. I dont like using the term ‘NPC’ to describer a performance. But a lot of the choices in this film make these characters feel very much like THE most generic horror characters i’ve seen in a long time…unfortunately. Again; they’re not BAD performances. they’re just notable for how little they actually feel they impact the main plot.

And as for the score? well…its a return of drone and frantic orchestral pieces. The last entry mixed the music so loud that when I saw it in theaters it caused visual distortion in my eyes. That was an intense experience. This? this was fine. it sounded like the last two evil dead films. and was kind of unremarkable because of that…Though I will say this entry (like the last one) does occasionally struggle with that plague of the 21st century, audio mixing that doesnt compensate for mumbling line deliveries. there were multiple points in this film where I basically just had to guess whatever a character was saying because the audio for their dialogue was SO deep in the mix as to be basically inaudible. One i’ll absolutely need to turn subtitles on for when I next rewatch.

All in all? ‘Evil Dead Burn’ is more on the generic side for an ‘Evil Dead movie’ at this point in time. Its still a perfectly fine and enjoyable experience that I definitely recommend checking out. But I dont think this would be one i’d be in a rush to rewatch…especially just on its own. I COULD see this being a more than welcome part of an ‘Evil Dead’ marathon at some point in future. But the lack of distinct/meaningful characters combined with plotting that feels a little on the slowburn side, and very self referential, ultimately left me feeling like this may be one that gets better on a rewatch, but is probably short of cracking the ‘top 5’ best of this franchise.

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Watched on Thursday July 9, 2026.

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Watched on Thursday July 9, 2026.

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I first attempted to watch ‘Hobgoblins 2’ around about 13 years ago, and for the last 13 years it held the rather ‘odious’ honour of being one of only a handful of movies that I turned off before it finished. Whether I was just in a bad mood that day, or whether I found the core location of the film (a mental hospital) particularly tasteless, I cant rightly say. But; I got about 2/3rds of the way in, let out a primal pained yelp and vowed to never go back.

Well; after six ‘Vice Academy’ movies, I decided I needed a palette cleanse. And I didnt want to feel like a total failure for bailing on this movie all those years ago…So; I gave it another try. And; in *SOME* ways it was a bit better than I remembered. But its hard to tell if time has been kinder to this film, or if nearly 10 years scuba diving to the depths of the barrel has just made me ‘battle hardened.’

The plots a bit of a mishmash of semi beige ideas and key points from the original ‘Hobgoblins’ as we’re introduced to a gang of medical students studying to qualify for the profession. And at this point in time; they’re looking to learn about patients with mental health issues and learning disabilities. So naturally the film takes EVERY opportunity to call it a ‘mental hospital’ and to make all the residents seem like the most loony, over the top crazy people you’ve ever met.

While performing their residency however; one of the gang is introduced to a recast Mcreedy (the security guard from the original ‘Hobgoblins’) Who was institutionalised for blowing up the movie studio at the end of the last film. He warns the group and their lead doctor about the ‘Hobgoblins’, and basically tells them everything they need to know to summon them. And guess what!? THEY SUMMON THEM!

At first they mainly latch on to the gangs mentor. But eventually they tie themselves to one of the gang (Steve) and from their begin to set twisted carnage to the group AND the regulars of the hospital! Leading to Mcreedy having to show the guys and gals the only TRUE way to get rid of a Hobgoblin!

Im going to be upfront about this movie. Its not very good. I think nearly 10 years of ‘Softly from cable’ fundamentally damaged Sloans ability to write a coherent and detailed script. A lot of the humour here shares itself with the latter day ‘Vice Academy’ movies, and while there is definitely a whiff of the original ‘Hobgoblins’ in this, it all feels a bit watered down and budget restricted, to the point that we hit the same problems Sloans latter day film career repeatedly ran into. A LOT of time to kill, and not a lot of money or resource to fill it.

The scripts got a three act plot…which is something I guess, but its sloppy. the opening act feels a bit lazy and leans very heavily on ‘crazy people are funny’ to try and get it through, as the first act gives way to the second act, the whole thing begins to sogg and melt as the plotting becomes a bit ‘all over the place’ and increasing references to the original ‘Hobgoblins’ creep in to try and reassure the audience that these films both share a universe.

By the 3rd act, it almost feels like we’re experiencing a skit show, rather than a detailed film. as large swathes of action appear to happen off screen, and the stuff that DOES make it on screen is incredibly cheap looking to say the least.

The temptation is to say that Sloan realised at some point in the 90s that he was percieved as a ‘so bad its good’ director, and that he leaned into it in the latter part of his career. But I dont really think thats the case. This doesnt feel ‘Lazy’ in the way the some other low/no budget directors wide up being. This feels almost stifled by the sheer stuffiness of a director who’s on screen humour really hadnt advanced since about 1994. There are ‘in references’ to Sloans other movies peppered throughout this. But I think the bigger problem is that this is a film shot in 2009, that reads like a script written in 1995 and looks like a film shot in 2002.

The pacing is glacial with very VERY brief zaps of energy to push the plot along. But like the ‘Vice Academy’ movies, we spend an ungodly amount of time in ‘2 shots’ or mid group shots where 2-3 cast members will iterate and RE-iterate the same plot points over and over again until we hit that sweet 80-90 minute ‘distribution’ runtime.

The characters quite literally ARE just reimaginings of the ‘Hobgoblins’ characters, but even more cartoonish and ditzy now than before. their dialogue really struggles through most of this and that combined with a set of performances that really just felt overtly wooden really failed to win me over.

The direction does at least try a couple of interesting things. I think ‘Hobgoblins’ predominantly is known for its interesting use of coloured lighting, and this film DOES at least TRY to create a matching sense of mise-en-scene. But it does fall short for me, and not helping matters either, the only version I could find to watch this one was a copy on ‘Tubi’ that appears to be a DVD rip of the movie that hasnt been upscaled to even basic HD (theres a huge black border around the film, and it appears the image itself has been cropped, leaving a small, pixellated, blurry offering center screen)

I will say this is a solid attempt from Sloan on the direction front, especially compared to his offerings 1992 -1999. But I think, due to the budget limitations, while its definitely a step in the right direction, it cant escape looking as painfully cheap as it does. Maybe a proper HD remaster would bring things to life a bit more. But as its currently available? its a smeary blurry, cheapish looking offering.

Composition is a mixed bag too. sequences are built in quite a considered manner I will say, they use B-roll, some of the puppet fight sequences are actually pretty decent all things considered and almost all the footage is in focus and sharp. But at the same time, the majority of the sequences are a bit overly basic. shot composition is sometimes compromised (with actors heads being cut off slightly, or the framing being every so slightly too far left or too far right) lighting is a little up and down (again I think a remaster might smooth that out though) Its a bit rough around the edges. But you can tell it has heart. and I cant be mad at that.

As for the score? Well…the soundtrack wasnt really for me, a forgettable midi offering. It was felt mainly by its absence, OR by the poor mixing which sometimes caused it to almost entirely blot out the dialogue. Not the worst i’ve ever heard. But it absolutely could have been better.

Folks coming to this movie from ‘Hobgoblins’ may experience a type of whiplash that’ll make their Grandchildren need a splint. But if your used to weird, strange and low/no budget offerings. I think you’ll probably fare through this one in one piece. Its a shame to me that a ‘Hobgoblins’ sequel is, in my opinion, at best, kind of unremarkable…But I did enjoy this one at least a little bit more this time around than last time, AND more importantly; I actually made it to the end.

Not recommended, even if your into this kind of film making. Unless your doing a Rick Sloan retrospective marathon. You can give this one a wide birth. I think its probably his weakest movie. Which is shame, but at least its got some things going for it.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/hobgoblins-2/

The final part of the ‘Vice Academy’ franchise, and mediocrity is on the run once again. I have to give this entry at least SOME credit, because they actually bothered to at least TRY and go back to the series roots. Bringing our girls Candy and Traci back to the forefront of proceedings and centring the core plot around them trying to solve (or rather resolve) a crime! That crime specifically being that, while undergoing some basic financial work for the Vice Squad. a group of dressed up female bank robbers storm the place and steal over 400k in unmarked bills.

It transpires that these bank robbers are in fact 3 strippers from a nearby club, who robbed the bank with the ultimate plan being to leave the stripping life and live a little. Unfortunately, due to several confusing altercations at the bank, Candy and Traci find THEMSELVES under the microscope as alleged perps in the robbery! Forcing them to try and find as much evidence as they can to clear their name, before they both end up in the most dreaded circumstance a straight woman can find themselves in (apparently)…a women’s prison!

Now to this films credit, I will say that this is probably the most coherent three act plot the series has had since ‘Vice Academy 2’ In fact, out of all the films i’ve watched in this series. If you asked me which one i’d recommend watching after part 2. This one would probably be it. But what it makes up for in more solid structuring it neglects in almost every other aspect unfortunately.

The script itself isnt really all that different from the last two movies. As mentioned the foundation of the script is a LOT more solid than previous entries. they actually have a 3 act plot that transitions fairly nicely between acts. the sub 90 minute runtime really works in this films favour, and the humour actually feels a little better in this one than in the last few entries. It starts relatively strong, sags a bit in the middle and ends…well; it ends about as well as ‘Vice Academy 6’ could end all things considered.

However; its not all relative praise here. theres a LOT of exposition in this thing. Meandering exposition at that. and while I can handle a bit of added context a lot of this films runtime feels very filler-ey. and while I will say that this entry is more endearing that parts 4 and 5. that chasm of dirth did leave me clock watching and my attention going elsewhere once we hit the half hour mark.

Equally; while all the above improvements DO improve the viewing experience. They are somewhat minor shifts here and there. There isnt a seismic difference between the quality of this entry and the last one. I just personally think it holds its cards a little better.

The characters are all a bit beige here, again we’re missing that zany over the top-ness that made the first couple of movies a bit more interesting. And instead; its just air head humour for the most part. When it works, it works. but they’ve been flogging that dead horse now for 3 movies and by this point…its old.

As with the other entries, the directions kind of mid. Nothing substantial or ‘out there’, nothing that made me really recognise this as a Rick Sloan movie. its just kind of by the numbers, and while I appreciate the more vibrant use of colour these last couple of films have had. Its nothing to write home about. Also; while im not a big T&A guy (I dont really consider it a selling point) theres a definite lack of it here. Which again, just kind of left me wondering who this movie was really even for.

The cine is much the same. I dont have anything to add really other than its sharp, crisp and in focus (which couldnt be said for the last two movies which frequently went ‘soft’ for several scenes at a time). compositions okay, but its all a bit bland. Again; nothing that made me sit up and take attention, and nothing that made me think anyone here was trying to do anything with this entry other than get it in the can.

The performances are, for this series, a bit by the numbers. A kind of restrained zany-ness that never really pays off or manifests into anything other than what feels like a group of people thinking they’re playing ‘big’ when in fact they come across as feeling a bit awkward to do so. Not terrible, but by no means great. its a low(ish) quality offering.

And the soundtrack? unmemorable honestly; If I didnt know any better, i’d have assumed they just reused the score from Part 5. synthy gubbins and not much else. Kind of ‘Meh’.

In a way, I feel like its a shame that they ended things on ‘Vice Academy Part 6’ for a couple of reasons. Not only were they only one film off matching the ‘Police Academy’ series for sequels (the girls going to ‘Belarus’ to fight for sex workers autonomy against a dollar tree version of Christopher lee would have been worth the price of admission) But also because I do feel like this entry, while a bit stalled, DID see some improvements on the bones of the beast. Something that I think could have maybe continued on to another entry or two.

Do I think Vice Academy 6 is ‘must see’? No. Do I think its worth catching if you enjoyed the first couple? Yeah. Sure. Is the franchise as a whole worth watching? Only if your best friends with Jack Daniels.

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‘ll give ya a bad case of Hockey Hair I tell you H’wat’

1. Blood Theatre
2. Hobgoblins
3. The Visitants
4. Vice Academy
5. Vice Academy Part 2
6. Vice Academy Part 4
7. Vice Academy Part 6
8. Vice Academy Part 3
9. Vice Academy Part 5
10. Hobgoblins 2

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Another day, another entry in the ‘Vice Academy’ series, and another dip in quality.

Im going to keep this one brief, in no small part to the fact that their isnt really a whole lot to really say on this one, and in part because…well; its a bit more coherent than previous entries. But that really isnt saying much.

The plot of ‘Part 5’ picks up 3-4 months after the events of Part 4, and the Commissioners son Irwin decides to mess about with a new game ‘Virtual Reality Hooker simulator’ Which…as the name suggests, lets you engage in all the fun of hiring a sex worker from the comfort of your own home, with nothing to fear but the VR goggles strap being a bit too tight!

Unfortunately during a ‘Weird Science’ style energy surge on the house, the ‘Hooker’ Irwin creates is brought to real life, and immediately begins terrorising the town by running all the other sex workers out of business, offering ‘Sex for $5’ as per Irwins customisations. Going one further, she also begins influencing Irwins life choices, giving him mixed to bad advice that he takes into his part time job at the police station.

Meanwhile Miss Deavonshire and the Commissioners marriage is on the rocks already, as the Commissioner refuses to ‘Consummate’ the marriage. leading to tensions flaring between the two, and to complicate matters further, the mayor of the town, who was promising to ensure funding to the Vice Squad/Academy for many years to come loses her election campaign. Putting the Squad AND the Academy at VERY real risk of closure!

All these elements come to a head when Irwins digital creation decides, rather than working for Irwin, who’s a bit of a pushover. She wants to take the city over herself, get all the pimps working for her, and optimise the towns Sex work trade into one of the most streamlined operations in the country! oh yeah. and Candy and Traci are back in this one…they fool around with some guys, occasionally dump some exposition…but hey, who needs main characters in a movie right!?…r-right?!…

So; on the upside, this one DOES have a plot, and they do (tangentially) get back into doing what the ‘Vice Academy’ movies were initially set up as; I.E – Busting illicit sex work operations. But thats kind of where the pleasantries end for me on this one.

The story mainly revolves around Irwins antics, the Vice Academy girls are more or less left out in the cold on this one for the full duration, Miss Deavonshire and the Commissioners storyline is tepid at best. The humour here is D.O.A. the T&A is more outrageous than previous entries, and everything feels as plodding and incoherent as ever, if not worse.

Now; I will applaud that the film actually does have a three act plot, the last 2 films didnt have that. But thats a very VERY high level achievement here. the actual mechanisms that move us through those three acts are janky to say the least. random skits, incoherent rambling conversations, bolstered by a sound mix that drowns out most of the dialogue anyway (forcing me to use Subtitles for most of the films runtime) I still cant quite get over the fact that they bring the action back into being about what the ‘Vice Academy’ movies started off as, but more or less bench the ‘Vice Academy’ girls for the majority of the movie to do a ‘weird Science’ knock off.

Directions as mid as ever, the cine is a marked improvement over the last film, theres actually a few thoughtful creative choices in composition and they bothered to film way more cutaway material here. Im grateful at least that 95% of this film is actually in focus and pointing in the right direction…the last film failed to do that.

Performances are acceptable, not the best, but better than Part 3’s attempts. The soundtracks a bit better here too. But that really isnt saying much.

All in all? this just felt kind of aimless. it has more structure than the last 2 films. but the fine detail is REALLY absent. The humours almost non existent. and again. I cannot stress enough how BIZARRE it is for me that a series thats predominantly been centered around 2 ditzy girls freash out of the academy trying and failing in humourous ways to prove they have what it takes, has decided 5 films in to not bother with that kind of thing anymore. WILD.

Vice Academy part 5 is not a good movie, its a trace outline of a better movie missing all the nuance and definition that would have got it over the line. Its a masterful achievement that, whether you’ve seen the other films or not, you could jump into this and have NO idea what the hell is going on, or what the tone of this series is actually supposed to be…But its been achieved here!

Not one I can reccommend, even if you liked the previous movies…this one was a slog.

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