…I got nothing. This is a (just shy of) 60 minute full retail feature release from ‘Full Moon’ where at least 10 of those 60 minutes is recap footage and a scene of an Elvis puppet having sex with someone.

This picks up immediately after ‘666’ With the gang freshly escaped from ‘Sexy hell’ and seeking answers on how to close the portals by travelling to Vegas. Aaaaand basically all that happens is the Elvis Puppet sex scene, the gang go to a hotel that has bell boy ghosts, the gang all get a bit horny (cue several misunderstanding gags and a despairingly dull Transphobic gag) and then we have another entry in this series that just stops.

Ebee is in this one more than other entries, but does nothing. the script feels more like an extract than a full movie, we certainly dont have 3 acts here. characters are super 1 note, the jokes fall flat, the tone is sour.

Direction and cine is cheaper than before, and there feels like the communication really wasnt there for this one, as we have overly dark shots that are poorly lit, badly composed and poorly cut together.

This things barely a movie honestly and feels like it has utter contempt for anyone daring to view it. A total waste of an hour, and the kind of movie that makes you want to look over your shoulder to ensure that noone catches you watching this sexually charged embarresment. I can assure you if they do, you wont have the answers they’ll need.

Awful. simply awful.

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