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Category: james bond
The ‘License To Kill’ (1989) Comedy Dining Experience
Dan and Ben are SO close to the end of their journey through classic Bond! This month a final trip out with Uncle Timbo in the 1989 classic ‘License to Kill’ arguably a more than decent entry in the bond canon and if nothing else that end song just SLAMS. SO good!
‘The Living Daylights’ (1987) Comedy Dining Experience
MORE BOND, NEW BOND, SHINY BOND! Actually…kinda dull Bond…Yes! Dan and Ben are Back on the Bond YET AGAIN! and this time he’s regenerated into the ever lovely Timothy ‘Timbo’ Dalton. as we take a look at his first outing and wonder how long it is until we get to take a look at ‘License to Kill’
The ‘A View To A Kill’ (1985) Comedy Dining Experience
Dan and Ben are Back on the Bond and Back with Uncle Roger as we tackle the final entry in Roger Moores Tenure as the super secret agent and…honestly. The film speaks for itself (this ones AMAZING.)
The “Never Say Never Again” (1983) Comedy Dining Experience
While our good friend Roger was having an “Eggcellent” time working on “Octopussy” An evil cabal of writers, media personalities and satanists were performing a secret virginal sacrifice to the gods of “Why did this need to exist” in order to restore an ancient evil who’s toupee contained within its woven fabrics untold horrors that had been sealed successfully away in 1972.
They succeeded and Randy Grampa was resurrected to unleash more terror and casual sexism upon the unsuspecting crowd of 1980’s New Wave hipsters who…quite rightfully dismissed and disowned the film as the utter work of evil that it is.
This week, Dan and Ben take one for the team…in more ways than one. Still! we get some good stories out during the commentary, so it wasnt all to waste its just…ugh…Im really not a Connery fan. The guy had like…2…maybe 3 good bond movies…the rest…ugh.
The “Octopussy” (1983) – Comedy Dining Experience
Egg, egg egg egg, egg egg. Egg egg egg egg, egg egg egg, egg egg egg egg egg egg egg eggg EGG EGG EGG! Egg. Egg egg egg, egg egg egg egg egg, egg egg egg egg COMEDY DINING EXPERIENCE BACK ON THE BOND! Egg egg egg Dan and Ben egg egg egg. egg egg egg egg egg egg egg. egg. egg egg egg egg egg!…Jam trousers.
The “For Your Height Only” (1981) Comedy Dining Experience
In many ways better than Roger moore, in many ways better than “For Your Eyes Only” here we have Secret Agent Weng-weng as Dan and Ben continue their deep dive into all of Bond history we ended the year on probably the best bond movie i’ve seen this year! HE HAS A JET PACK! AND HE KICKS BAD GUYS IN THE NARDS! instant top 3 bonds for me and he didnt even really try.
The “For Your Eyes Only” (1981) Comedy Dining Experience
Well! it’s November! (at least according to the upload date!) and Dan and Ben are back on the bond once again! this time taking on “For your eyes only” honestly; its been so long since this one went out and the film was SO forgettable (barring the awesome theme tune) that I literally got nothing for this one! we were ACE! probably the best funny people ever (probably) and you should DEFINITELY watch this one RIGHT NOW.
The “Moonraker” (1979) Comedy Dining Experience
Well after a crazy crazy summer Dan and Ben are back on the Bond good and proper! and this week they’re going to the ONE place that hasnt been corrupted by capitalism…SPACE!
“The Dragon Lives Again” (1978) Comedy Dining Experience
Lets not beat around the bush, this IS definitely a James Bond movie. heres my evidence:
*Bond theme – Check
*James Bond is actually in it – Check
*James Bond does the gun barrell thingie – Check
*James Bond tries to shag everything that moves – Check
* James Bond uses the phrase “This fellow reckons himself a fighter, what a stupid jerk.” – Check AND check.
I will be taking no further questions on this, if anyone has any issues with this clearly factual claim. talk to my co-host.
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