From Hell It Came, 1957 – ★½

Another one from the ‘To Watch’ pile, I had about an hour free, so ‘From Hell it came’ it is! And dissapointing doesn’t cover half of it!

The plot? A group of the WHITEST Americans (and one VERY stereotypical British lady) are called to an exotic island where rumours of a murderous tree are running rife. The locals believe that a former Prince who was framed and killed by the islands witch doctor and the Prince’s wife, has cursed the island and has been ressurected as a killer tree to seek vengeance.

The Americans by contrast believe it may have something to do with a nuclear test blast that went off course and has irradiated the island. Honestly? Who knows.

The majority of the film is the Americans being distrusted by the islanders, as the Witch doctor has told them it was American Medicene that killed the prince’s father, the king of the island. But the reality is, it was the Witch doctor and the prince’s wife who did it as a power grab! But, is the tree monster real?! Well…yeh…yeh it is. The end.

Honestly? This is a very dull movie, only really helped by some of THE worst deliveries I’ve seen in a movie in a good while, and the tree Monster itself, which really doesn’t get nearly enough on screen time as I feel it should have.

75% of this film is just folks talking in a lab set, or on a backlot. The vast majority of the script is leading with an ‘American might and genius is great and amazing, and we’ll save these savages with our incredible technology and dashing good looks’ vibe. It’s…a very dated picture.

But yeh, the plots a washout. Ultra slow, low on action, pacings glacial. If it wasn’t for the handful of action scenes and the bad dialogue, it’d have been a total bust.

Direction and cine are about as good as it can get for low/no budget. Unremarkable is what I’d say. Definitely could be better, but isn’t the worst.

The performances are abysmal. Like, genuinely bad on a physical and line delivery front. And the tree monster is almost entirely moulded fiberglass. It’s hilarious.

I was hoping for more from ‘From Hell it came’ even if the tree monster was more prevalent, or if they gave the characters more to do, it would have vastly improved things…as it stands this felt really more like a backpatting commercial for how great Americans are. With some casual racism and stereotyping thrown in for good measure.

Not one I’d recommend, and probably one I won’t be in a rush to revisit any time soon. Simultaneously yawn worthy and groan worthy.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/from-hell-it-came/

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, 1993 – ★★★

‘Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit’ is a bit of an oddity for me, as the original Sister Act was simultaniously a film that I figured ‘Oh! it’d be EASY to do a sequel to this!’ while also thinking ‘Man; I dont really think they should do a sequel to this…’

Well, right or wrong, they did. and its Kinda sorta not as good as the original. but still does kinda sorta have enough going for it to keep me on board.

The plot picks up…well, thats actually kind of the first problem with this one honestly; I have NO idea how long its been since the original ‘Sister Act’, but it seems like…despite the ‘Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey’ style ending where Deloris was shown on the cover of ‘Rolling Stone’, ‘Time’ and many MANY different newspapers…Everyones forgotten that she single handedly saved a church from bankruptcy, took down one of Renos most deadliest gangsters AND transformed a failing church choir into one SO good, they gained an audience (and photoshoot) with the Pope…This is one of those films where you do just kind of have to go with the vibe and not ask too many questions, or your head’ll hurt.

Anyway; after the last film, Deloris has moved to Vegas for a residency in one of the smaller Casinos, and at one of her shows three of the Sister Mary’s turn up on an urgent mission. They inform Deloris that the Mother Superior has sent them to bring her to a Catholic school in San Francisco urgently. As it turns out that after the end of ‘Sister act’ both the Mother Superior and the three Marys transferred from the church to become teachers.

Deloris agrees to go, and on arriving it all becomes clear, the Mother Superior is at her wits end, informing Deloris that they came to the school specifically because they wanted to try and lead by the example Deloris set, and try to tackle an inner city school with a VERY disruptive student population, but they’ve found themselves trapped in a failing school, unable to connect with the students. So. Deloris once again goes undercover as Sister Mary, and joins the schools teaching staff as their new Music Teacher.

She discovers a deeply disconnected Student body, all dealing with their own problems and issues. But through the power of god and accapella music. Their worlds are about to be rock’d and/or Roll’d. That is until the school is told its going to be closing at the end of the semester due to budget cuts on behalf of the church. Leading Deloris to one final roll of the dice, a choir contest with a cash prize, to save the school, and bring meaning to the students lives.

To save some time, my main issues here are with the script itself. The direction, cine, performances and music are all pretty much to studio standard, maybe *slightly* less effective or memorable than the first Sister act…But then its uncommon for sequels to surpass their originals creatively.

No, my issues with ‘Sister Act 2’ are almost entirely script oriented. For a starters, I personally dont think the way they open this film would have been the route Deloris as a character would have gone through. She’s just established herself on a world stage as being a critically important choral arranger, and a key figure in revitalizing Catholocism in her locale. As a character, she almost certainly would have seized the opportunity to get into coaching, or production work, or even travelling around to different churchs helping fix their choirs…or hell, i’d have even believed it if they’d taken the Nuns on tour.

The idea that Deloris went through everything she went through in the first film, BEARING IN MIND, that the first film opened with her basically saying she was ‘done’ with lounge performing…only for this film to basically pick up with her binning off ALL the goodwill she’d built up, and an easy paycheque for life from the church…to do a mid-rent vegas residency…is frankly bizzare to me.

This is then immediately followed with THE most cringy ‘after school special’ establishing of a 90s class environment i’ve seen in a good while. Its awkward, feels forced, as if the writers had never actually SEEN school kids, letalone set foot in a school… and that didnt really endear me to any of the characters. It takes a lot of time for this film to really find its thread and what it wants to be doing, and dont get me wrong, when the choir competition plotline DOES finally appear, the film DOES find its footing and delivers a third act that, I’d argue IS probably better than the finale of the first film. But we have to get through a cringy and plothole riddled first act, and a kind of idling second act to get to that point.

The tones a bit more blunt here as well, they’re aiming more for comedy and the emphasis is off anything too bleak or unusual, which again I personally dont think works in this films favour. The school closing is a sort of high stakes thing within this worlds universe, but given the last film used a similar plotline with the church, and that was just running in the background, and barely mentioned, makes it hard to feel like the stakes are really THAT high…I mean, the worst case scenario is a group of kids, who hang out with each other after school, would have a slightly longer commute to another school. Rather than going to the one they either have no strong opinion on, or worse, actively dislike…and I know that the ‘music ass’ ends up becoming a student favourite. But we see clearly that all the other classes are horrendous.

The finale itself doesnt really feel satisfying either, its all a bit of a foregone conclusion. and the way the kids ‘save the school’ really reeks of someone who’s never been to a PTA budget meeting. (Mild spoilers) but the idea that a school board would choose to keep operating a school at a HUGE loss, purely because the music department won a state wide choir contest…is laughable at best.

The original Sister Act had problems defining their cast beyond the main three players, and here, if anything, its worse. Deloris is now being played as some kind of ‘all knowing’ wise person, who’s patient and forgiving…rather than a smart, but not someone who would suffer fools gladly, hustler, who can spy a good opportunity from a mile away, that she was in the first film.

Bringing the three Marys back was pretty pointless, as they’re basically only here in this film to stand in the background silently, and to VERY rarely throw a quip out…But thats about it. they’re seemingly here on ‘familiar face’ terratory only. The Mother Superior seems to get the best of the script, and she’s really only here to try and establish to the teaching staff that Deloris is a rogue operative, but to just let her cook. Which feels like a downgrade in my opinion.

The kids themselves, are 90s stereotypes come to life, every one of them is defined by ONE basic character trope, whether its being blunt to the point of being rude, being a rapper, being someone invested in cultural history, or makeup. they get the one personality trait and they run it into the ground in the most painfully early 90s way imaginable. It was So cringey to me in places I recoiled.

Mercifully however; the humour is still largely all here, they have raised the ‘stupid humour’ bar a bit, with less ‘lowest common denominator’ jokes and the quality of the gags is improved across the board.

I didnt ‘Hate’ ‘Sister Act 2’ but I did wonder why they made it the way they did. there was a LOT of other, more coherent angles they could have explored with this one. Hell; they could have explored THIS plot in a way that at least TRIED to tie it more to the original…But as it stands it borders on feeling like a pseudo sequel. A film that shares characters from the original, but not the universe. its…weird.

Im not saying I wouldnt watch it again, but I do think i’d need to be in a specific mindset to put it on.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/sister-act-2-back-in-the-habit/

Sister Act, 1992 – ★★★½

Its a Bank Holiday weekend, which means a lazy one, doing a few light chores, eating junk food and working through the ‘To Watch’ pile, and a series my Partners been dying to get me to watch now for months, if not Years, the ‘Sister Act’ films. She grew up with them and has a very strong affinity towards them, I’d never seen them, was vaguely aware of the premise, but was promised a riproaring time. So we went for it today.

The plot follows Deloris (Goldberg), a lounge singer in a two-bit club on the Reno strip, who’s in the midst of an affair with mob boss Vince LaRocca but is planning on cutting all ties due to Vince’s lack of commitment and fleeing Reno to start a new life in New York or California.

However; on going to break the news of her departure, she accidentally catches Vince and his gang in the middle of a cold blooded murder, fleeing from the scene while being trailed by Vinces goons, she winds up at the local police department, who offer to put her in witness protection as long as she’ll give testimony to Vince’s crimes. She’s incredibly reluctant…And about to get even MORE dismissive of the idea, when she finds out her ‘Witness Protection’ location for the next month or two is to be a Convent in Chicago, where she’s told she has to pretend to be a Nun for the duration of her stay in order to not blow her cover.

Deloris REALLY struggles to fit in with the convent lifestyle and butts heads with the ‘stuck in her ways’ mother superior (Played by Maggie Smith) things get close to the whole thing being called off, until the Mother Superior decides to take Deloris off of all duties apart from Choir practice. At which point her fortunes turn around, when Deloris begins to realise the Nuns are capable of great vocal feats. But need shaping and moulding to fit the more motown and soul sound of the 50s and 60s. Butting heads with the Mother Superior all the way over trying to drag the church into the 1960s. rather than leaving it languishing in the 1860s. All the while, Vince and his gangs have a nation wide manhunt on for Deloris, leading to a deadly finale!

And, I thought this was a fun little movie, Its not exactly the most challenging watch to sit through, but its bright, quite high energy and had enough fun moments to keep me engaged more or less throughout.

The scripts pretty decently paced, has a rock solid opening act that really helps bed in the scenario and concept, the humours a tad ‘lowest common denominator’ stupid at times, but there is some genuinely well written funny character pieces here, the tone plays for bright and vibrant for the most part, but uses the mob subplot to help add a bit of dark contrast to the humour.

I suppose the two biggest issues I have with the script are pretty simple ones. The first being that I think the second act gets a bit lost in trying to build up Deloris’s journey to the final act. they dont really utilise the cops/mob/deloris lying low element of the script all that much, and it feels a bit like in the middle of the film it flaps about a bit trying to find its thread to help guide it into the third act. I feel like either it should have been 10 minutes shorter with emphasis on trimming down the 2nd act, or they should have involved the mob and the manhunt elements more into the 2nd act to help add to the variety.

And the other issue? is that I dont really feel like the characters beyond Deloris, Mary Patrick and Mary Robert are all that well developed. we dont get a whole lot of backstory for these characters beyond the core three and maybe the mother superior, we dont get a lot of character development beyond the core three either. This is also one of those kinds of films that abruptly stops at the end, and (mild spoilers) the mob plot doesnt really get fully resolved, which I was a bit dissapointed in, as i’d have liked to have seen, even a brief scene of Vince and co getting the book thrown at them. It feels very much like a film flying by the seat of its pants for the most part. And, while thats all well and good if your caught up in the moment and just going with the vibes. The second you start questioning the small details, it all quickly starts making almost no sense. Which did lose me a bit.

Mercifully though, from that point onwards, we’re clover. Direction is solid, creative and technically well handled (its a studio pic, I didnt really have any doubts it wasnt going to be a polished end product)

The cine too is well shot, decently composed, colour usage is subdued, with a nice contrast of sharper colours to show the difference between the royal reds and creams of the church, and the neon soaked sin pit of Reno. the sets are fabulous, the location work is fabulous and the edit is nice and tight.

Theres not a bad performance in the bunch here, Whoopie Goldberg is wonderful as Deloris, and while its maybe not my favourite film she’s starred in (Ghost, if you must know) she still absolutely aces the assignment and is frankly delightful. As are the core players of Keitel, Najimy, Smith and Makkena. they’re pretty much perfect castings. they bring a solid energy and confident, natural performance to this that I really quite loved.

But easily, the best thing about this film is its scoring, which is part jukebox film, part choral delight. No notes, the moments the Nuns are singing are expertly handled and look and sound great. its a solid score with some real soul hits on there that I loved.

All in all, ‘Sister Act’ is a pretty good time. while I had some issues with it here and there, its definitely one I could recommend for a family film night, and I was pleasently surprised it was as enjoyable as it was. Its imperfect, but it does what it does very well!

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/sister-act/

President Evil, 2018 – ★★★

I had a gap in my diary this evening which meant a quick dealve into the weird and wonderful section of my ‘to watch’ list on ‘Tubi’. And as soon as I saw the poster and title for this film in the suggested listings. I kind of just HAD to check it out to see whether it was ‘bad…’ or ‘BAD.’ Turns out…its actually not THAT bad…but its still kind of funky in places.

I’ll cut to the chase; ‘President Evil’ is essentially a low budget Comedy Horror movie thats basically just a beat for beat parody of John Carpenters ‘Halloween’ but with a guy in a Trump mask stalking Mexicans, Latinas, Black people and Trans people. With only some mild changes to the plot of ‘Halloween’ to help differentiate it a bit.

Instead of the film taking place on ‘Halloween’ night. it opens on the results night of Reagans second term and features a young kid called David donning a Reagan mask and killing is pornstar mother ‘Scorchy Daniels’. We fast forward, and its now the 2018 midterms and David escapes, picking up a Donald Trump mask now and tracking down a Latina family who are in the process of selling his family home.

Along the way there are references to SO many other horror films, from ‘Poltergeist’ to ‘Suspiria’ and ‘Young Frankenstein’ and I kind of struggled with this one a bit as to whether I found it weirdly watchable, or just painfully derivative.

My thoughts on the script go down one of two pathways. On the one hand, literally just cribbing the plot of ‘Halloween’ and replacing the all white cast with minorities and Michael with Donald Trump, alongside cameos such as one of the doctors at the hospital ‘David’ is being held in being called ‘Doctor Hilary’, the sheriff of the town this takes place in being called ‘Sheriff Schumer’ and Dr. Loomis being replaced with a ‘Putin’ lookalike. IS about as cheap, low and basic a script writing job you can actually do. Genuinely, this is the kind of movie where ‘It writes itself’ applies SO hard, because, once you’ve downloaded the original script for ‘Halloween’, changed the names, added a couple of comedy sequences in and a couple of scenes explaining how Trumps persecuting minorities…what ACTUALLY is original here? The answer is…not that much.

On the other hand, the comedy itself is INCREDIBLY diverse, primarily, its aiming for lowest common denominator, cheap pop culture gags and physical comedy. But then, and this is the weird part, in places the film gets weirdly lucid, bordering on a 4th wall break, where it feels like the script writers basically channelling their rage and fury about the situation directly to the audience using the character as a mouthpiece. and these moments are some of the most genuinely sincere, and at times bleakly hilarious moments of the film. self deprocating, scathing, black comedy about how the (then and now) president is harming communities by tearing US citizens from their families for LITERALLY no reason other than racist appeasement is VERY much present here, and it feels almost like the script writer is trying to stealth in Anti-trump rhetoric in between scenes of ‘David’ the Trump killer playing with a Putin lookalike in the woods, or deep cut ex-nazi gags.

Its so weird, because it feels almost like this was co-written between two VERY different people. One guy who just wanted to get a script in the can and hit Taco Bell before 6pm. and another guy who saw this as his one and only opportunity to put his opinions about the horrendous things going on in front of an audience, and decided that being sneaky about it was probably the better pathway. Its a bit jarring to tell you the truth because, when this thing is actually trying some of the more intellectually motivated bits, I found it actually kind of engaging and funny. But when its not doing that, its the worst excesses of American obnoxious style comedy and was border unwatchable. Not helped either by the fact they, at least a couple of times, go for low hanging fruit and do stereotyping, which I think here was intended to be taken as a ‘Im a lefty who KNOWS this is racist, and is essentially parodying the kind of guy who WOULD be racist’ but they dont really commit to the bit enough, which just makes it feel like they’re being weirdly out of tone and racist/transphobic/homophobic as a result.

That being said, regardless of the above, this is still fundamentally just a re-framing of a classic. and while its ABSOLUTELY nowhere near as good as the original ‘Halloween’ with its DNA being so close, its still kind of hard not to enjoy it to a point.

Other than that, this is pretty much your bog standard low budget horror film for the most part, the directions a bit shakey and not exactly ‘revolutionary’ but Richard Lowry is a pretty well established director for this kind of level of film making, and he commands his crew about as well as i’d expect for a production of this scope and budget. Not brilliant, by NO means the worst i’ve seen.

Cine? is actually kind of surprising. while the framing is great with a few instances of wobbly cameras, bad white balancing and ropey effects. I actually thought the lighting was handled very well for a production of this scope, the colour use was half decent and theres actually some pretty impressive sequence arrangements here. I wont say its brilliant at all, but it feels sturdy for the most part, the kind of film that isnt taking too many risks, but hey, you want a ‘Trump slasher flick’ this does exactly what it sets out to do.

The edit is a little all over the place, with a few wobbly cuts here and there and, as mentioned some of the effects work isnt great, though the big finale does handle itself quite well! Sequences are a little loose, but i’ve seen worse. its passable, but largely kind of unremarkable.

Performance wise? Sitara Attaie is actually VERY surprisingly decent as this films ‘Laurie Strode’ (here called ‘Lana’) she gets some of the best dialogue in the entire film and she absolutely embraces the tone and goofiness this films going for. I think she really nailed the brief, shes a great physical performer, emotes brilliantly and delivered her lines with conviction even in some of the sillier parts of the movie. She gave me Leslie Nielson vibes, which again. For a film like this?! surprised me.

That being said, Ryan Quinn Adams as ‘David’ the killer ‘Trump’ was equally fantastic, emoting with rubber in ways that I didnt know rubber could emote, He has some great comic timing on his physical performance that really engaged me. Could things have been pushed further? absolutely. But hey, this is low budget cinema. I’ll take a win where I can get it.

The soundtrack is essentially a ‘horrors greatest hits’ with soundalike tracks from classic horror movies from the 70s through the 2010’s. they usually use the music for comic effect, playing it in key moments where its ‘fitting’ for the scene. I wasnt too offended, it worked about as well as it could have honestly.

All in all? its a mess, its awkward, and the humours a minefield of gut laughs to just plain unfunny and offensive. But despite its flaws, there was something about this movie that just kind of…Charmed me, for lack of a better word. I think it may be the fact that there IS clearly SOME brains working on this thing behind the scenes, and that it plays itself as exactly what it is, without trying to be something its not. it comes in, does what it needs to do, and gets out. And I appreciate it when films dont try to ‘guild the lilly’ too much in that sense.

Would I recommend it?…possibly?! I think this one would have a very specific audience, but I think it could maybe pair up with something like ‘Wacko!’ or something similar. definitely one where your milage may vary. but there was enough to like here that I could see myself catching this one again.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/president-evil/

Reckoning Day, 2002 – ★½

The first feature film from Julian Gilby, ‘Reckoning Day’ has been described by some as a ’16mm student film that’s been stretched.’ and having sat and watched it tonight, im kind of inclined to agree…in every sense of the interpretation…

Clocking in at WELL over 100 minutes long, which it ABSOLUTELY didnt need to be, the plot for this thing is fairly straightforward. But that doesnt stop the film makers from overconvoluting this thing to the point that you can quite easily lose track as to what is even supposed to be going on at any given moment.

The film opens with a prologue set almost a year and a half before the events of the film proper. In crawling text it’s established that a top UK assassin by the name of ‘Charles’ grew bored of the work offered in the UK and was eventually courted by US ‘Investors’ to take on more varied and interesting hitman work. Eventually, the portfolio became so diverse and complex, that he needed a team to help keep on top of balancing the books. bringing in several old colleagues to help him keep on top of things.

Eventually however, the rival gangs and hitman service offerers became frustrated that Charles and the team were cleaning up quite nicely and taking all the work off them, so; they turned them in to the US secret service. Who began to try and hunt down the gang, closing off all forms of exit from the states and eventually forcing the gang to flee into the Rocky mountains, in the hopes of reaching Canada.

However, due to cross collaboration, and work with an equally impressive hitman named ‘Ed’ the Canadian secret service were onto the gang too and after a few days in the mountains, both secret services found the gang and a bloody gunfight ensued in which the body count hit both sides.

Flash forward 17 months, and in England one of the few remaining Gang members by the name ‘Stuart’ is slowly picking off old members of the gang with his apprentice ‘Ross’ and the pair appear to be looking for something. Meanwhile ‘Ed’ who has now fully recovered from his battle with Charles and co, recieves a phonecall from a secret service representative called ‘Brian’ who informs him that Stuart is going around killed all the old gang members, and is seemingly looking for something.

Brian informs Ed that it appears like Charles and Stuart were working together on synthesizing a new drug from a HIGHLY toxic plant they were dubbing ‘Unseen Force’ when injected at the correct dose, the user suddenly gains an extremely heightened sense of awareness, their reflexes enhance 300%. they become resistant to most forms of pain. they can survive SIGNIFICANT injury and continue as if nothing happend. Basically, it turns them into a semi invincible killing machine. with the only way to kill them being destroying the head, completley dismembering the body, or an overdose of ‘unseen force’ which, while a LOT less toxic when correctly synthisized…is still VERY toxic if taken consistently or in large doses.

So; Ed, Brian and assistant James head out to try and protect the last member of the gang still standing, while Stuart, Ross and the rest of the gang head out to take him out on behalf of a shady benefactor. with guns, guts and gore galore for the rest of the runtime.

And…theres no real way to sugar coat this, in my opinion, the films a mess. At times, it feels like someone figuring out how to put a movie together…But for the most part, it just feels like some friends messing about with a camera trying to recreate some of their favourite movie scenes with their own personal touches to it. With mixed results.

The script is INCREDIBLY bloated, WELL beyond the point of reason. this should have been 80-90 minutes with 8 minutes of titles and credits and not a MINUTE longer. at 103 minutes, its a slog. its repetative, incoherent, the act structuring is border rigormortis induced. the plotting jumps all over the place, with no real sense of timing, location or spacing that these events happen in. It feels like everything happens in just a single day, despite the fact that cant possibly be the case.

The characters all feel half borrowed from mainstream films, and half built on the personalities of the people playing the characters, the dialogue makes ‘Garth Marenghis darkplace’ look like ‘Hamlet’. the ending is dissatisfying, the pacings atrocious. and It quite quickly becomes confusing because most of the extras in the film wear baliclavas making it almost impossible to guess really whether they’re masked men we’re rooting for, or ones we’re hoping dont shoot our key characters…

Where the script works for me, feels largely accidental, line readings that made me shoot water out of my mouth and all over my TV, fight scenes that left my jaw on the floor (and not because they were ‘good’) the moments that this film bomb…pretty much on all fronts, is some of the most hilarious and bizarre moments i’ve seen in a long time.

The directions inconsistent, as mentioned this feels less like a film maker expressing their ‘voice’ through the camera, and more like a bunch of film students trying to do what their favourite directors do, but with no idea WHY the directors chose to shoot things the way they did. it feels mindless in places, While making notes for this movie, I repeatedly had to wind back. Not because the film got too busy, but because MY brain went on autopilot just watching random camera swings, crash zooms and strange swaps between camera format…because for some reason, this film was shot on both 16mm film and mini DV tape…I have no idea why…but there you go.

Cast direction is hilariously awful. you’ve got a group of gents who I could best describe as ‘the scariest geek bar pub quiz team you’ve ever seen’ they dont animate particualarly well, they mumble 80% of the lines in this thing, even the choreographed fight scenes have to be kept tight and frenzied to mask the fact that these guys just couldnt quite figure out what steps to do things in, and how to frame it to make it feel weighty and impactful.

Cine is ‘passable’ most of the shots are framed about right, they use B-roll and some early CG effects to try and give the ‘look’ of the film a bit of a boost, but I was unimpressed by the attempts at moody lighting, and while they do bother to experiment a bit, they dont really try to intigrate any of that ‘experimentation’ into THEIR film. they literally just right scenes where its like ‘You’ve just been spiked with acid’ *cue 5 minute trippy ‘shot on DV’ art house sequence that is in NO way connected to the actual movie. Its hit and miss for the most part, but not my cup of tea at all persoanlly.

Same goes for the edit, it feels like it was assembled in a woodchipper. the gunfight sequences are basically seizure enducing, with little rhyme or reason. scenes run for random runtimes that are equally bloated and feel inconsistent. This isnt an edit where the scenes feel like the editor knew where to naturally end them. It feels like an edit where the editor put everything down on a timeline, chopped off the ‘action’ and ‘cut’ moments, and when things felt a bit uneven, he’d just toss in random B-roll from other scenes to try and create a sense of dramatic faux emotional tension…or he’d do a crazy freakout art piece…again, it wasnt really for me.

Performance wise, everyone is hobbled by horendous ADR. the less said about the ENTIRE cast the better. But I will specifically single out Dominic Alan-Smith as ‘Stuart’ who may well be my favourite Assassin in the entirity of UK cinema. a quiet, dry, sarcastic performance that absolutely isnt ‘good’ in my opinion…but is ABSOLUTELY memorable in the best possible ways.

Throw in an ‘alright’ score thats maybe a tad generic but ultimately passable. and you have ‘Reckoning Day’. A film that I personally couldnt wait to get to the end of. Its a film that feels like a slog to get through, but it rewards your perseverence with some of the most brilliantly unintentional moments of humour i’ve ever seen. weird line deliveries, strange physical movements, odd edits, bizarre camera choices are peppered throughout the entire runtime. and acted almost like a mouthful of water in the desert every 10-15 minutes or so. THAT is what kept me watching, and THAT is probably the strongest thing that’ll make me revisit this in future.

With a group of friends and a case of beer? this could be an AMAZING night for the lads and lasses. But flying sobre and solo? you’d have more fun watching traffic.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/reckoning-day/

Metropolis, 1927 – ★★★★

I last watched ‘Metropolis’ about 15-20 years ago when beginning to dip my toe into ‘Silent era’ cinema. Having had a somewhat positive experience with ‘Nosferatu’ I decided that jumping into a film that, even to this day, is lauded as a revolutionary work of science fiction, Was probably the best next logical step.

Unfortunately; at the time, I didnt realise the intricate history of ‘Metropolis’ “Print status” I’d really just assumed that there were maybe one or two cuts of the film circulating in different quality levels, and that it didnt really matter what you put on because, at its core, its still the same movie.

This proved to be a HUGE mistake on my part, as I just grabbed the nearest available copy of ‘Metropolis’ that I had, which was a random ‘public domain’ print found on one of those old Mill Creek ’50 SCI-FI CLASSICS’ sets…The print was heavily washed out, VERY damaged, made up largely of still photos and having now actually taken the time to look into the situation ‘Metropolis’ uniquely holds. VERY badly edited. By the time the end credits rolled around I had almost NO idea why this film had EVER been successful, I had NO idea what was going on, and I cursed the wasted 90-110 minutes i’d given to sit through it.

Well, jump forward to this year, and Kino Lobar was having a sale on most of their titles, and I spotted ‘The Complete Metropolis’ among the titles on discount. Curious to see what the dillio was with it, I inevitably fell down a rabbit hole, that ultimately led me to pick up ‘The Complete Metropolis’ and to give the film another chance.

For those uninitiated, ‘Metropolis’ premiered in 1927 with a 153 minute cut that nearly bankrupted the studio Fritz Lang produced it for, but ultimately was a rowsing success in Europe, putting Langs name on the map. But when it came to international distribution, Paramount Pictures wernt happy with the runtime for ‘Metropolis’ nor were they particularly thrilled with the core plot and beliefs of the film, which is rife with socialist, marxist, anti capitalist rhetoric.

So, Paramount had Lang cut the film down, then, Paramount themselves cut the film down…and THEN local distributors across the Americas, parts of Europe and Asia would cut the film down AGAIN. Leaving GOD knows how many ‘alternate’ cuts of ‘Metropolis’ in circulation. The original unedited ‘Premiere’ cut of the film was pretty much lost to time, as was most of the production notes for the film including scripts…and so for a time, noone ACTUALLY knew how long or short ‘Metropolis’ was ACTUALLY supposed to be…Oh…and for reference? by the time ‘Metropolis’ finally DID hit the US, ‘The Jazz Singer’ came out and pretty much destroyed it at the box office. *womp womp*

In 1968 a 4 year project was launched to try and restore the film to its longest possible runtime, which, due to the lack of production materials made it very difficult to figure out exactly what scenes went where and how close they were to actually completing the film. Then in 1984, after a bidding war with David Bowie for the rights, Georgio Moroder did a further restoration, increasing the runtime further, but in the process adding new effects, tinting the film and adding a completely new soundtrack. For a time this was considered the most ‘complete’ version of the film…even if it had technically been ‘George Lucas’d’ in the process…

Then in 2001, with new resources, another attempt was made at producing a ‘definitive’ cut of ‘Metropolis’ which garnered even more footgae to be returned. alongside the first recording of the original score to the film, a score that hadnt been heard since its 1927 premiere. Doing this really helped the restoration team, as, without a script to work from to piece together the various fragments. the score (which included scene timings) was used as a base with which the footage for the film sat on top and kept pace.

But that brings us to ‘The Complete Metropolis’, released in 2010, after the recovery of a print from Argentina that contained a whopping 25 minutes of previously lost footage, almost a fifth of the films full runtime. It was in TERRIBLE shape (essentially it was a absolutely trashed 35mm print, copied for safety to 16mm with no pre-cleaning…its rough to say the least) But it allowed the restoration teams the opportunity to rearrange the film back into its correct order, to remove a lot of caption cards, and; barring a remaining 5 minutes or so of missing footage (a scene set in a church, a brief fight sequence and approx 30 seconds of stray frames across the whole films runtime) It allowed, for the first time in 83 years for Langs original vision to be seen as close to as intended as possible.

Can I say hand on heart that this is an immaculate restoration? Given the sources for the footage, honestly; its astounding. But if you didnt KNOW the journey that this films been on to look even REMOTELY how it does in this 2010 remaster, you’d think they hadnt bothered restoring it. where the footage was preserved and in good quality, it looks phenominal. But that Argentinian footage (which again, I cannot stress enough how much of a miracle they’ve worked on restoring it) is jarring to say the least, with ‘rain like’ tramlines running down the majority of the frame and, due to shots being reframed in the argentinian print, huge black barrings all over the frame where segments had been cropped out. Its rough…a miracle…but rough.

Nontheless, I decided to give ‘Metropolis’ another chance, and I absolutely do not regret my decision to do that. The ‘Complete’ cut brings with it ACTUAL plotting a pacing, and feels SO much less like a super8mm highlights reel, and SO much more like how people had always described it to me. A miraculous work for the time, This is a work that was AT LEAST 40 years ahead of its time. and an ‘Epic’ in every sense of the word.

The films set in a ‘not too distant’ dystopic future where society has fallen into two classes, an underground ‘Worker’ class who live in large underground cities and power ‘The Machines’. and an above ground affluent society who strive and grow off the backs of the ‘Workers’ who’s machines power ‘Metropolis’ an illuminated utopia likened to the original ‘Tower of Babel’.

The film (somewhat crudely I feel) splits these two factions into ‘The Hands’ (the workers), and ‘The Brains’ who are the teams who manage the workers and help further expand the business of ‘Metropolis’. The workers children are forced to stay at home and do chores until they’re old enough to work, and non of the ‘workers’ are allowed to leave their undercity. meanwhile, the children of ‘Metropolis’ are academically bread to take up the mantle of their fathers and mothers within the city, and spend their days idilically engaging in sports, academia…and seemingly in the case of the gents, chasing petticoated ladies around gorgeous royal gardens.

Our story specifically follows the ‘Fredersens’ Jon and Freder. Freder is Jons son and, as mentioned…being a young adult in ‘Metropolis’ is pretty blissful. But during one of his regular ”idillic garden chases’ he’s stopped by a young woman shrouded with children in rags who she refers to as his ‘brothers and sisters’ before being escorted away. Captivated by the intense beauty of this mysterious woman, Freder decides to leave the gardens and hunt this woman down.

After some searching he finds himself in the undercity and witnesses a horrendous accident caused by the exhausted workforce. Traumatized by the absolute abuse of these people and sights he’d never previously seen, he rushes to speak to his father Jon about the incident, who’s dismissive of him, and more upset that his secretary Johnasen didnt know anything about the work incident.

It becomes quite clear that Jon is a ruthless and tyranical business owner purposfully surpressing the working class to help further line his pockets and keep the business of ‘Metropolis’ expanding, and that no number of lives cost will be enough to shake him from that mindset. So, Freder decides to head back into the undercity to further see how the workers live.

Where he finds abhorrent living condtions, workers constantly on the brink of collapse, death, sickness and worse. Swapping place with an exhausted worker, he learns that the workers are in fact organising, and later that night in the catacombs below the workers city, Freder heads down with his fellow brothers and comes face to face once again with the mysterious woman from the gardens, ‘Maria’.

Maria leads with the mantra ‘The Mediator between the head and hands MUST be the heart’ a call to the workers to not give in to mindless violence at the horrendousness of their situation, but instead to look for compromise and understanding with the folks above to find a new way of working that doesnt surpress workers rights, while also allowing greater opportunities for the underclass. Freder is captivated, and on approaching Maria, she confirms that she firmly believes HE is in fact ‘the heart’ that will ultimately help broker a new era of prosperity between the workers and the residents of ‘Metropolis’

Meanwhile Jon recieves two ‘diagrams’ from the pockets of deceased workers, and…unable to figure out what they are, he visits the loca ‘mad scientist’ for this film ‘Rotwang’. Here its revealed that Rotwang was once in love with a woman named ‘Hel’ who left him to marry Jon and who died while giving birth to Freder. Rotwang informs Jon that the diagrams are in fact maps of the catacombs and that the workers clearly seem to be congregating for something. Before revealing his latest invention, a machine man he hopes will allow him to ressurect ‘Hel’ for himself, arguing that Jon lost Hel and gained Freder, and he intends to have Hel again.

Jon and Rotwang follow the maps and arrive at the latest meeting of Maria and the workers, on hearing their plan for a peaceful protest. Jon is horrified and orders Rotwang to give the machine man the face of Maria instead of Hel, to kidnap Maria, and use the Machine Maria to lead the workers into a full blown uprising of Metropolis, giving Jon enough manufactured consent to retaliate on the workers and further surpress them.

But unbenownst to Jon, Rotwang has his own plans and programmes the machine man to not only lead an uprising of the workers, but to corrupt and deconstruct the residents of Metropolis too by causing them to fight amongst themselves…with the ultimate goal being the destruction of the undercity, Metropolis, Jon and Freder so that only Rotwang and his automaton remain. With their fowl machinations in place, it will fall down to Freder, Josephat and a handful of helpful souls to try and rescue Maria, halt the uprising and save Metropolis before the corrupted Maria runs BOTH sides of the city into the ground.

And now having seen the full film as near enough to as intended, I can absolutely see why this film was praised as heavily as it was both at the time, and in the present. I would honestly stop short of calling this film ‘witchcraft’ because, for 1927? the effects, cinematography, tone and style displayed is UNREAL. it feels like a film that fell out of a parallel reality.

Given all the lead up to this point in my review, I dont want to shorthand things too much, but honestly, there is VERY little I actually disliked about this film.

The direction is astounding, genuinely ahead of its time not only in the way that scenes flow effortlessly to and from one another, but in the effects used, which again, for 1927 were INSANE. the cast direction and set design which feels like Lang took the german expressionist movement and postulated ‘What if this, but in the 32nd century?’ It all just hangs together so flawlessly, the effortlessness with which Lang commits not just art, but revolutions within the medium of the art is frankly breath taking. I found myself in awe of the production, only pausing to occasionally realise that some of the most iconic cinema of the last 70 years had clearly been inspired by the actions of this one production.

Given its timing in the move between silent to ‘talkie’ cinema, ‘Metropolis’ feels like a evolutionary apex, the peak of this kind of film making, and a shock to the standard medium that I genuinely do not believe I will see again. This film is as important to film history as the move from acoustic to electric for music, or the dadaist movement to litrerature and painting. An entire MOVEMENT and way of working reinforced and baked into a single work. Incredible.

The lighting? phenominal, the effects work? phenominal,the cinematography? while hard to say on the rougher restoration footage, what is here is incredible. Set design? Phenominal, the performances?! GENUINELY haunting in places, exaggeratory in all the best ways and truthfully remarkable, you will see faces and performances in this film that take on an almost etherial quality. which, when married up to the absolutely gorgeous scoring of Gottfried Huppertz, creates an atmosphere unlike anything i’ve encountered before.

The issues that I have with this film are few and far between, but do ultimately stop me from giving this film full marks (or as close to full marks as i’d be willing to give) and almost all of them lie in the scripting.

Chief amongst is the runtime itself. While I appreciate that this is a work from a different time, and that silent era cinema was often treated as a ‘night out’ in every sense of the word. at 2 hours and 33 minutes long. I feel the film overstays its welcome by about 10-15 minutes narratively. A lot of scenes are drawn out, and I appreciate that audiences back then needed a bit of extra handholding to get them through this new(ish) medium. But in 2025, with my fried attention span, I started to struggle by the halfway point when a basic ‘escape’ scene was taking 2-3 times longer than it needed to. And im generally a quite patient person, so I have NO idea how modern audiences would percieve this film.

In addition, clocking in at over 150 minutes, means that I probably wont get the time to revisit this classic very often, as these days I struggle to fit a 100 minute film in…letalone 150 minutes. which is a shame as I feel had it run even to 120 minutes, there would be way more of a chance that I could squeeze it in somewhere…

While the plotting itself is pretty solid, the characters engaging and the act structuring *slightly* lopsided, but utlimately well paced out. the other issue I had with the film was its somewhat mixed messaging on its core values. The film clearly portrays anti-capitalist, pro socialist sentiment. Hell; the entire films plot revolves around the son of a capitalist discovering the exploitation of the worker for profit and spending the rest of the film trying to bring humanity and empathy to the capitalists, while trying to give the worker a sense of value and equity better balanced against the capitalists.

However; as a socialist myself, I struggled a bit with the way the film attempts to realise this vision, essentially portraying the capitalists as folks who would gladly drown an entire city of people for their bottom line…unless one of their children happens to be caught in the crossfire, at which point suddenly OH NO! CAPITALISM BAD?!?

The main plotline of Freder suddenly leading the revolution based on a 10 hour workshift is laughable (you’ll believe a nepo baby can fly!), ‘Good Maria’ and ‘Bad Maria’ are both flawed with their approaches to change, but the idea that ‘Bad Marias’ revolution approach is somehow the ‘evil’ answer given what the capitalists are doing to the underworld workers is again, equally laughable. Not to mention the ‘hands’ and ‘minds’ concept is HORRENDOUSLY classist, assuming that workers cant think and thinkers cant work…

…I feel like Jon as a character in this gets off WAY too lightly, a slimey, abhorrent business man willing to murder workers and children to suit socio political ends, is essentially given an ‘all is forgiven’ ending despite his ‘moment of revelation’ having NOTHING to do with the workers in the undercity and more to do with how his boy, the only remnant Jon has of his deceased wife may be at risk ALSO!

In a just world Jon would have been taken out of the picture in the final act and Josephat would have brokered a new era of piece with the workers promising ‘never again.’ Instead; the film gives a lot of bluster about ‘violence not being the answer’ and ‘the heart will moderate’ before ultimately trying to cram in a ‘both sides’ approach to conflict resolution.

I dont know how the people of metropolis live on past the end of this movie. But I DO know, that if the person im attempting to usher in a new era with was shown to have been complicit in the attempted drowning of all my friends, family and kids…and that he was PROUD of that…well, unless he had a DAMN good reason, it would be the beginning and end of diplomacy.

DESPITE this. I had a very VERY enjoyable time with ‘Metropolis’ and I highly recommend. searching out the ‘Complete’ cut if your curious and want to learn more. Its so close to being a near perfect movie, its scary. and absolutely worth your time in my opinion.

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