The 8th Annual Live ‘On Cinema’ Oscar Special, 2021 – ★★★★½

Arguably one of the high water marks for the OCOS’s its a solid night of chaos BUT! adding a twist to proceedings, the entire nights events unfolded between two different streams. I know some people were annoyed by that, but for me I found it a fascinating use of mixed media and a GREAT way to drip feed in hidden lore and details to the series without overtly doing so. the Gregg feed was a definite favourite, and I still remember the thrill of watching folks flick between the two looking for clues and behind the scenes gossip.

It was a great night that balanced comedy and tragedy perfectly once again, and one that I had a real soft spot for.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/the-8th-annual-live-on-cinema-oscar-special/

The 9th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special, 2022 – ★★★

A little bit of a slower offering for this years oscar special, while the ‘live at the hei ranch’ location was a bit of a shakeup, I felt like this one was nothing we hadnt seen before…and while the dramatic closer really did up the experience. This was one of the few oscar specials that I feel like I didnt need to watch it live…

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/the-9th-annual-on-cinema-oscar-special/

Garden Tool Massacre, 1997 – ★★½

As an SOV afficionado, I’d had ‘Garden Tool Massacre’ recommended to me a few times by folk over the years, So I figured tonight would be the night…

Honestly, theres not much to say, the film is set somewhere between the midlands and the north of England, and it could best be summed up as ‘What if John Carpenters ‘Halloween’ happened just outside of Manchester, England?’

The plot is about a guy who murders his wife, and a couple of days later is apprehended by the police who put him in a maximum security mental health facility. He promptly goes mute and doesnt react to anyone for about 7-8 years, where he promptly escapes the facility by just…murdering a janitor and walking out…

and the next thing to happen is we cut to a group of lads as they’re getting ready for a weekend long party at one of the lads houses…

And you’d think that that would then be the premise…our Killer rocking up at the party and slowly picking the lads off…BUT YOU’D BE WRONG! because the vast majority of the film is just the lads awkwardly having THE most 90s english house party I’ve ever seen (seriously this brought back a LOT of memories) while a series of ‘fake outs’ happen where you THINK they’re going to be killed…but they arnt…This continues for the full runtime until about 10-15 minutes off the end, when the ‘massacre’ formally DOES start, and could best (and most generously) be described as an exercise in ‘Copy/pasting’…

The script itself is frustrating, with a first act that feels alive behind the eyes and is keen to set the entire movie up as effectively as possible. Which it succeeds in doing really, I was genuinely on board with this thing right up till the 2nd act, where the breaks are pounded and the whole film just falls into a load of people talking nonsense at a house party for the better part of 30-40 minutes…Before we crash into a VERY repetative final act that felt like a film going through the motions leading to a rather uninspiring and dry finale that just dumps you into the credits without so much as a wink and a good bye.

The characters are all one note and fairly generic, with talking topics largely being centered around beer, birds, peeing, murderers and horror films. the dialogue is rigid, unnatruralistic and due to poor audio recording equipment, BARELY audible most of the time. its a really poor show honestly that just made me wish I was watching ‘Halloween’ for most of the runtime.

Mercifully, the direction and cine DO impress. Given this was the writer/directors first foray into feature film making we get a VERY impressive creative vision that, really drags up a subpar script to something much more worth your time. Scenes are clearly very carefully planned out and crafted and its clear that, while this was a skeleton crew on hand, every attempt to keep things as close knit and to the directors vision was taken.

While the vast majority of the film does play out like one long ‘continual action sequence’ occaisonally broken up by random killings. the shots are very well composed, theres a sense of dynacism in the camera movements and given this was low/no budget, it does feel like it was at least attempting to put an heir of professionalism behind the lens.

Theres at least some attempt at utilizing B-roll, though more would have definitely been welcome, the editing for this one is really tight with some solid match cuts and decent transitions across the runtime. Visually, apart from the fact that the VHS quality here is ABSOLUTELY to the wall (im assuming the filmed this in SLP mode) it looks consistent and about as solid an attempt as i’ve seen in the SOV genre to make something feel fairly filmic.

Soundtrack wise, we have a problem. So the original scoring for this film was apparently almost entirely movie music, or copyrighted studio releases. So here for SRS’s release, we have a licensed score that DOES fit the bill and is used appropriately…But that isnt the issue. The issue is that all the dialogue audio was recorded using the video cameras on board mic. And the cast here all have VERY thick northern accents. AND they’re all in various echoey rooms…Which means I cant hear a bloody thing being said in this movie, other than the occasional line where the cast member was literally talking RIGHT into the microphone, or if they did an overdub. What I WAS able to hear though, was largely just idle chatter and horror references…So I dont think I was missing much.

And as such, the performances here are kind of moot too. The cast were all friends of the director more or less, they had limited acting experience, and largely just sort of awkwardly stand about and occasionally deliver muffled lines that I cant quite here. Honestly? the fact this release doesnt come with a subtitle track was probably the biggest miss this company have ever made…

Garden Tool Massacre is a game of two halves. While visually this is really rock solid, and it has its moments of being funny, or genuinely impressive gore wise. The sound issues, lack of animation from the cast and VERY lumpy script, ultimately hold this thing back from really hitting its potential. Even with this in mind, I did find myself having a bit of a soft spot towards it, not enough to make me want to recommend it. But almost certainly enough that I could see myself rewatching this one again, partly for the nostalgia, and partly to ACTUALLy try and figure out what the hell these people are saying for the most part.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/garden-tool-massacre/

Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns, 2000 – ★★½

Taking a bit of a detour tonight on our ‘Pokemon Movie’ Odyssy, ‘Mewtwo Returns’ was released direct to VHS and DVD in the US and EU as a sequel to ‘Pokemon: The First Movie’ and was even advertised as ‘An All New Movie!’…But the reality is that this was in fact not the case. In Japan, this was a one off extended episode of the Anime that sat between episodes of the regular TV series. It ran to just over an hour or so, and rather than trying to slot this thing into TV listings (something that would not only be a very difficult thing to do given the runtime, but also for the fact that this ‘special’ is a MASSIVE detour from the plot of the Johto arc up to this point…Not to mention that by just putting it straight to TV your effectively just…GIVING it away…) 4Kids decided to cut this out of distribution packages outside of Japan and release it in the west as its own standalone thing.

and while this *Technically* came out BEFORE ‘Pokemon 4Ever’ it didnt feel like enough time had passed between movies for this to really have any kind of significant impact on landing, so I chose to swap them around for viewing purposes to be more dramatic…and before I get into the review, a little side note here but, I hadnt realised until I started rewatching these films just how NEGLECTED ‘Johto’ was when it came to the movies…Donphan appears briefly in ‘The First Movie’ and then it’s Kanto pokemon all the way, We get Lugia and Slowking in ‘Pokemon 2000’ but the main thrust of the plot is the legendary trio Kanto starters and again, its largely Kanto pokemon all the way…Then ‘Pokemon 3’ ACTUALLY bothered to let the film have SOME Johto pokemon in it, but even then its still very Kanto-centric…and then ‘Pokemon 4Ever’ FINALLY makes the franchise FEEL like its ACTUALLY doing a film about ‘Johto’ with ‘Johto’ pokemon and ‘Johto’ locations…and it quickly gets kicked to the curb by this thing, which goes RIGHT on back to being all about Kanto pokemon and very little else.

I wondered if this was a recurring issue with the movies…but NOPE! the next 2-4 films are all set in Hoen and they go ALL IN on Hoen for those movies…like…from the moment it starts…I guess what im saying is that this special/movie kind of acts as the ‘epilogue’ for the Johto movies…and if I had watched this NOT knowing it was supposed to be set in Johto…I’d have assumed they were still in Kanto.

ANYWAY! I’ll put my soapbox aside…’MEWTWO RETURNS!’…and the main question I was left asking was…’Why?!’

And thats because the story for this thing is SO dull…SO damn dull…We open with Ash, Brock and Misty missing the bus for a local tour of a mountainous region. But in many ways they got lucky, because not long after the bus gets onto the trail, a disaster strikes and they fly off the road! BUT! they dont die! because they’re saved by Mewtwo!

It’s revealed that after the end of ‘Pokemon: The Fist Movie’ Mewtwo flew off with all the clone pokemon and wiped everyones memories of the events of that movie. He then relocated all the clone pokemon to Johto, and more specifically ‘Mount Quena’ the largest mountain in Johto with a lake at the center and several densly wooded areas. The lakes and rivers around Mount Quena have powerful restorative powers and Ash, Brock and Misty are invited to sample the waters by a local member of the moutntains tour board. she later reveals herself to be a pokemon professor studying the lakes herself to see if she can find out why the waters are so effective and where the source is coming from.

While all this is going on another two folks arrive at the professors cabin, a fellow professor by the name of Cullen Calex and his assistant ‘Domino’ who are in the region ALSO studying the waters. Everyone seems to be getting on well, until Team Rocket crash into the scene, cause a commotion and end up dragging everyone out of the cabin via a rope attached to their hot air balloon. Simultaineously; ‘Domino’ recognizes the team rocket uniforms and reveals herself to be ‘Agent 009’ a secret agent of Team Rocket working in the area to try and locate ‘Mewtwo’ after tracer signals have been found in the area…Long story short, she locates Mewtwo, alerts Giovanni and the entirity of Team Rocket end up storming Mount Quena…and thats…basically the rest of the movie, Ash and the gang trying to help Mewtwo fend off a Team Rocket invasion, while Mewtwo struggles with the idea of whether humanity should be avoided or spared with mercy…

And…this one kind of sucked if im being honest. The script felt very one note, it was very slow paced, with most of our key characters either walking or being locked up for most of the runtime. Pikachu, Meowth and their clones are pretty much the only pokemon we see outside of the other clones in this, with most of the gangs other pokemon given maybe 1 scene before they’re gone for the rest of the movie. The 3rd act feels like a rerun of the first film, only they pretty much get the ‘fighting is wrong’ message from the first film out of the way in 2 minutes, rather than making it the whole plot of the film, while then focussing on the ‘how do we fix this’ for WAY longer than it needed to.

The three acts are lumpy, inconsistent and I couldnt tell you where each act began or ended. The tones all over the place, it feels like its trying to be stoic in the same way the first film was, but…it’s clearly on a TV anime tone and budget…So they put a lot of forced comedy in there…and even that isnt great. When Team Rocket are key players in the movie and dont even raise a stifled laugh…somethings gone VERY wrong.

The characters all seem a bit underwritten and underplayed. Ash and co are, for the most part, relegated to just shooting out exposition and standing around watching stuff happen. Its actually kind of nuts really, because this is supposed to be one of the first times that Team Rocket as an organisation are shown to be a serious threat and force, AND one of the first times Ash and the crew have to interact with the full force of Team Rocket, and it just…could NOT be more dull, NON of them actually meet, whenever they interact with each other its as people in different rooms talking in monologue format…This should have been the match up to end all match ups! and it flops to the ground with all the weight of a bag of soiled spinach.

The endings also kind of dissatisfying. Its essentially an inverse of the first film…with noone really learning anything significant and Mewtwo just kind of…buggering off to go do something somewhere else. Which is very dissapointing.

Art direction and animation is, in some regards a bit of a win…We dont have rubbish CGI in this one because they couldnt afford to put rubbish CGI in…But at the same time, theres nothing here that really feels grand. It all feels VERY much in line with the TV shows sensibilities (because…it WAS the TV show really…) which, with it being marketed as a film, makes it feel cheap by comparison. Shots are very static, the fluidity i’ve come to expect from the ‘official’ films is missing, and you just end up with a lot of kind of dull, flat sequences because the budget and manpower to do anything more than that just isnt really there.

Performances are pretty much the same as ever. I honestly didnt notice any bad turns…Though im still not 100% on Mewtwo having the voice of Yami/Yugi from Yugioh…

and the soundtrack IS a big upgrade over the usual TV scoring…it feels grander and more orchestral. But because the script is so dull, and the animation so basic and simply structured, it makes it feel like its a bit TOO much, like…imagine some kids making a shot on video film in their back garden, and its scored entirely with royalty free classical music…This special/movie gives that kind of vibe…Which (I assume) is very much not the feeling they wanted to go for…

I remember watching ‘Mewtwo Returns’ when it first came out and kind of being nonplussed by it. But now revisiting it about 23-24 years later. I dont think its aged all that well, its slow, theres nothing particularly interesting or ‘of note’ to keep me hooked, the characters all seem to have been aggressively stripped back so Mewtwo can get a word in, the direction and art style are better than the TV series at this point, but WAY off the quality of the previous films animation, and…Well, the best way to sum it up is as soon as the credits rolled on this one, I just kind of sat back and went ‘…What was the point of this?…Who wanted THIS?!’ Because it sure wasnt me.

Absolutely not essential, and really not that great. If you had a BURNING desire to know what happened to Mewtwo after ‘Pokemon:The First Movie’ I think you kind of missed the point of ‘Pokemon: The First Movie’…but if you DID want to know…this film will tell you in all its yawning and sluggish detail…Its a pass from me.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/pokemon-mewtwo-returns/

Terminal Island, 1973 – ★★★★

I had read about ‘Terminal Island’ many years ago in one of those random ‘guide to cult cinema’ books, back when they were popular. At the time, I remember being kind of intreagued on the premise, and then I went and looked online and found that the DVD was going for an astronimical price and was out of print, and that VHS copies were somewhat scarce…

So…I waited. And like the fairy godmother in knee high boots i’d always wanted, Vinegar Syndrome randomly decided to spit this one out, not just on Bluray, but 4k as well! Naturally I nabbed it, and having watched it for the first time tonight, Im actually a little dissapointed I waited this long!

The plot is remeniscent of a kind of ‘proto’ “Battle Royale” it’s the not too distance future (for some reason I want to say 1978, with the film being released in 1977) and after several legal challenges the supreme court rule that the death penalty is actually against the constitution (oh how times have changed!) That does rather leave a problem though of what to do with the inmates that were lined up to be executed…And the government come through with a solid enough plan. Anyone convicted of Murder and sentenced to death will instead be transferred to ‘Terminal Island’, a small abandoned Island off the California coast where theres only one safe way in or out, and thats a very narrow corridor in the sea via sturdy boat.

The idea was simple, but devisive. Take these murderers, dump them on the island with no chance of rescue, drop food and water supplies off at random locations across the coast once a week and let the murderers sort themselves out. The idea was that ‘Terminal Island’ was in some ways worse than a death sentence, because the BEST you could hope for survival wise was to live off the land and avoid being murdered until death by natural causes.

But something interesting happened on that Island once it all got underway. An initial drop of 75 inmates whittled themselves down to the 60s on landing, but then the residents split off into various factions. These factions fought against each other and attempted to carve up the landscape in various turf wars. And by the time we join the film theres really only two rival factions left. a group of around 40 men led by the frankly abhorrent Bobby and AJ, who believe that showing strength, muscle and force is the way to lead and keep the men in line. And a ragtag group of around 10 men who are essentially Nomads made up of various faction splits, who saw what Bobby was founding and decided they wanted no part of it.

There are initially 3 women on the island Joy, Bunny and Lee. Bobbys gang have rounded them up however and essentially keep them penned in, using them for forced domestic work, help in toiling on the land and at night, as the gangs own personal brothel.

Things get shaken up however, when a 4th woman joins the island by the name of Carmen, she takes NO nonsense and tries to put Bobby in his place, only to find that he’s got the island wrapped up pretty tight. In fact, its only when the girls are sent to the river to wash the gangs clothes that they find themselves captured by the rival gang…And the tales Bobby has spun about how the other faction are made up of losers, outcasts, and folks worse than Bobbys lot turn out to be INCREDIBLY downplayed, instead this faction are much more considered in their approach. They have no overall leader, but move based on the best ideas and they live off the land to help keep them going…unfortunately however, the land is running out.

Once captured, Carmen and the girls think they’re done for, but it turns out quite quickly that, as long as they’re willing to contribute to the rival gang in a way more or less equal to the men, they can move freely within the movement. Which sets Carmen and the girls on a plan to dethrone Bobby, dismantle his movement and give the Nomads a land of their own to finally settle and begin to change ‘Terminal Island’ for the better.

And, Colour me genuinely surprised by this one. I was expecting a somewhat schlocky B-movie with boobs, guns and exploitation. But what this actually is is a more than decently paced action thriller that feels a bit like ‘First Blood’, ‘The Warriors’ and ‘Battle Royale’ were all mixed together in a blender.

The script is simplistic, but effective. It maybe spends just a tiny bit too long establishing the rules of ‘Terminal Island’ in the opening of the film, but once thats out of the way, the film moves at a real clip, barely stopping for breath, theres never more than 3 minutes where things quieten down before we’re back in the action, back on the move and back in the throngs of the story.

We have a kind of multi thread narrative here, which is nice. Not only dealing with the core plot of Bobby and his bad guy team ruling over the island and the good guys attempt to overthrow him. But the girls all have distinct and well developed complex characters, which nicely develop across the runtime, as they grow to become independent, learn to use their minds to their fullest ability and eventually even begin to find love within the Nomads.

This all plays out really nicely with subtle character shifts and transitions across the runtime that make the characters feel like they’ve earned the development they’ve worked for. Helped by some rock solid dialogue that really feels inkeeping with the tone of this film and delivers some rock solid one liners.

The act structuring is pretty solid, barring an ever so slightly sluggish open, we’re thrust into the action with all three acts occupying (roughly) 30 minutes a piece, I think the second and third act are slightly shorter than the first. But they all feel about right in terms of length and the transitions between those acts are nice and smooth. With only one brief hiccup that I picked up on in the second act, where the gang all agree that taking out Bobbys team is what they have to do…and then they all mess about for a bit before AGAIN coming to the conclusion that Bobbys team needs to be taken out. I assume the studio needed the film to be about 5-10 minutes longer, so they just inserted a bunch of footage to pad that bit out…Not that its THAT noticable even. I just found it a bit odd that they kept delaying the inevitable ‘Battle to the death’ 3rd act finale, without much reason to.

Tonally this things wonderful, its got a wonderful bleakness about it, but like ‘The Warriors’ its a bleakness that comes with a bit of a dirty smirk as it knows what its trying to do, and feels comfortable enough in its skin that it can have a bit of fun with things.

The direction feels sturdy, Stephanie Rothman here captures a gorgeous island location and its clear she knows exactly how she wants to realise this vision. with the crew working in lock step. I feel theres something quite decent here. I dont think i’d go as far as to say ‘breathtaking’ But I watched the 4k version of this tonight and was genuinely swept away by just how much attention to detail went into this production to try and bring to life the harsh realities of Island living.

Stephanie was keen to avoid making an exploitation film allegedly. Going so far as to remove large chunks of the more graphic, sexual and exploitational moments from the film to really try to shape it away from just being the kind of fodder that’d get dumped in drive in’s in the early 70s…And I think she does succeed in really raising this piece above the drech into something altogether much more classier.

Direction of the cast too is superb, with some above average fight choreography, the cast were seemingly well treated, given a decent walkthrough of how the scenes should play out, but were also seemingly given enough free reign to work with the locations and any props to, largely positive, results. The action scenes are tight, gripping and feel a lot bigger budgeted than they probably were while the more tender moments arnt afraid to slow the film down a bit and let the characters slow cook for a bit, helping to further still invest the audience in whats going on. (Stephanies mentor was Roger Corman…So I can totally see how this turned out the way it did)

The cine and editing are superb, the rich and colourful woodlands and island shores are constantly and gorgeously realised throughout, the compositions are consistent and solid, with decent use of depth of field throughout, intigrating the Blues of the ocean and the inmates uniforms with the greens, browns and sunset oranges of island life. All of this is tied together excellently by a sturdy edit that rarely if ever misses a beat on cuts, utilises a decent amount of B-roll and helps keep an already tight script in decent pace.

Performance wise? For my money the big hitters for me in this are likely Don Marshall and Sean Kenny as ‘AJ’ and ‘Bobby’ they both play wonderfully demented lead villains who genuinely create a sense of hopelessness and power here that I found wonderfully engrossing, they’re the perfect kind of baddy for this movie and both of them play their roles at contrast with each other, which I thought made things even better still!

Ena Hartman as Carmen is fine enough, But I do feel that, while her performance is really solid, she does find herself a bit out manouvered by the 2nd act…Given she’s our main character, the one the audience is supposed to hook onto for the ride. By the third act its Phyllis Davis, Marta Kristen, Barbara Leigh and Tom Sellick as ‘Joy’, ‘Lee’, ‘Bunny’ and ‘Milford’ who end up capturing the production, giving us varied and wonderful performances with complexity and richness that leave Hartman struggling to position herself as a figure we’re really invested in by the end. Which is a real shame.

And as for the soundtrack? GOLD. pure GOLD. its largely orchestral, occasionally with some singing added in. Its the perfect tone and vibe for a film like this, its used somewhat sparingly, allowing the island diageticisms to really help bring the audience more into the world of isolation ‘Terminal Island’ creates. and when those music pieces DO land, its welcome and amps up whatever actions on scene. It really helps tie all these elements together into one tasty little package.

‘Terminal Island’ isnt a film without faults, there are some dated moments here which add to the ‘exploitation’ edge of it, but dont work in the films interest. However, mercifully these moments are few and far between and beyond that, we have a VERY impressive movie given the budgetary limitations with deep and interesting characters, a (for the time) fairly unique plot, rock solid cine, direction and editing. Lively and invested performances and an amazing score. If you like your action thrillers, I HIGHLY recommend you make a date with this one as soon as you can, I had a blast with it, and im sure you will too!

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/terminal-island/

Pikachu’s PikaBoo, 2001 – ★★½

A somewhat insubstansive entry into the ‘Pikachu Shorts’ This one opened ‘Pokemon 4Ever’ (though, this is technically the 10th Pikachu short, and for folks wondering why I havent bothered looking at 6 of the shorts, Im doing the movie ones first, and the 6 i’ve missed are all christmas short films that were grouped together and released as two compilations in the US and EU…So, im gonna save those till christmas because I think i’ll appreaciate them more…but I digress…)

‘Pikachu’s Pikaboo’ is a bit of a step down on the ‘shorts’ front. We get basically no setup, no real plot development or act structuring. This is a 22 minute short film split between two plotlines, the first is Pikachu and the gang hanging out at a random mansion (No mention of how they got there, why they’re there, or where Ash, Brock or Misty are…In fact…thinking about it, only Ash’s Pokemon, Togepi and Psyduck are in this short…so…where are Brocks and the rest of Misty’s pokemon?)

Anyway; they’re all just chilling at this mansion, when we’re introduced to a Larvatar, a Granbull and a Kekleon who are all acting as groundskeepers for the mansion. Pikachu suggests a game of hide and seek, the gang take part and hilarity ensues.

The second half of the short is Meowth and Wobbuffet taking up gardening duties at the mansion, but when their fancy lawnmower breaks and takes on a mind of its own taking out Meowth and Wobbuffet and disrupting the hide and seek game, its down to Pikachu and the gang to stop the rogue mower so the fun can continue!

And…thats the short basically, a 22 minute runaround that isnt really as fun, smart, cute or clever as the other shorts. Meowth is as underused as he has been in all the other shorts, but now Wobbuffet gets to ALSO be massively underused and ignored as well! The animation feels a little rough around the edges, the character interactions arnt as fun, there isnt as much humour here as there has been in previous shorts. It kind of feels like they took elements of ‘Pikachus Vacation’ and ‘Pikachus rescue adventure’ and mixed them up with the lawnmower being the only really new element to this whole thing.

The narrator is back again, only here he’s explaining things that are obvious, but doesnt really do much to open, close or establish anything…which is weird. This one really didnt do much for me.

Like; it’s still cute, and I guess as a little opener to the main feature its fine enough, but I think the TA for this is probably VERY very young kids, younger than they’ve ever tried to reach before…and the result is a short thats kind of too basic for its own good.

Probably the first short that I dont think i’d actively rewatch if im honest…its just kind of a nothing short. Not inherently bad…just kind of bland and generic.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/pikachus-pikaboo/