After a near 10 year absence from theaters (and a hand acquisition by the Disney corporation) ‘Star Wars’ returned in 2015 with a new trilogy and promise of a new expansive universe (largely modelled on the success of the MCU).

The first of these? would be 2015’s “The Force Awakens” And…well…Disney basically wanted a ‘safe’ bet, and thats pretty much what we have on our hands here…

A significant (but undisclosed) period of time has elapased since ‘Return of the Jedi’ Luke Skywalker has gone into hiding under mysterious circumstances and hasnt been seen in a decade or two, Han Solos vanished as well and Leia is now leading the last of the resistance against a newly reformed ‘Empire’ made up of the surviving factions, rechristened the ‘First Order’ and bought under the direction of one Kylo Ren (as instructed by a mysterious ‘General Snoke’)

For us? the action picks up with Rey, a scavanger on a desert like planet who’s just about making ends meet, when a BB-8 droid appears out of nowhere, shortly followed by a mysterious gentleman called Finn who’s claiming to be from the resistance (but is actually a stormtrooper from the first order who fled the army as he realised it really wasnt for him.)

The film from here basically follows the pair as they (accidentally) steal the millenium falcon and (accidentally) end up running into Han and Chewie, leading to much adventure and a startling revelation that will set Rey, Finn and Kylo on a new path of destiny that may well decide the fate of the force once and for all.

And if you want my quick caption summary for this film, its basically 25% original story elements leaning more into world war 2 style storytelling (but with more emphasis on how the Nazis were portrayed in film, rather than how they ACTUALLY were in real life) with a few post modern swipes at modern culture thrown in for good measure, married up to 75% plot beats and elements from the three ‘Original Trilogy’ movies.

I cant go into detail as to exactly WHAT plot elements are lifted from the three films, but anyone who’s familiar with the original trilogy will notice key points from ‘Hope’, ‘Empire’ and ‘Return’ are all present and correct here, just given a new lick of paint and more modern cinematic twist…Oh! and because this is a Disney movie and disney REALLY wanted to hock AS MUCH MERCH POSSIBLE in order to justify George Lucas’ MASSIVE payday for selling the rights, expect a TON of callbacks, references and nods to the old films thrown in for good measure.

I mean…its a weird place to be put in as a film critic, because on the one hand I REALLY wanna slap this film for its absolute laziness in just cobbling together a plot out of offcuts from the last 6 films into some kind of ‘Cinematic meat obolisk’. But on the other hand, having seen the behind the scenes on this thing, the attention to detail in nailing those elements was frankly insane. They went as far as to shoot on the same cameras using as close an approximation to the film stock that was used for ‘Empire’ to get the specific look and feel, all the callback props are either refurbished originals or 1:1 highly detailed replicas. Its insane.

In terms of the script, its fine…maybe a little slow at times. But when the film is basically doing the cinematic equivilent of ‘Upcycling’ and this is the first part of a trilogy, there isnt really a whole lot I can say. Its got a semi decent 3 act structure that transitions between the acts pretty seamlessly, theres a few minor pacing issues in the 2nd act, but its consistant throughout…The characters (at this point) are maybe a little bland, but they develop them enough across the runtime that I feel they could have real potential in later films.

I dont feel they really quite nail the older takes on Han, Leia and Luke in this one. Honestly, other than to have them in the trailer, I feel like, if anything the shadow of there presence hangs WAY too heavily over this film. They’re treated with reverence, when realistically NOONE should really know who Luke or Han are, outside of die hard war afficionados, and Leia *should* have a bit more of a status, but is kind of downplayed. Everyone looks old, tired…and it really contrasts agains these fresh faced new characters in a way that feels less ‘changing of the guard’ and more ‘We wanted the likeness rights so we could do T-shirts…’

The tone is more in line with what worked so well in the original films, than with the prequel movies…But it suffers a bit from ‘Marvel’ syndrome, where every characters ‘Charisma’ is to just be a bit snarky and awkward a few times across the runtime…which is a bit of a shame.

On the direction and cine front? its got JJ Abrahams in the hotseat, he’s got a proven track record and ‘safe’ is about as good as it gets here, there are WAY too many ‘homages’ to the older films for my personal taste, but it all looks great for the most part, Im glad they’ve seemingly learned from the ‘Prequel’ trilogy and paired back on making every single scene an overstuffed CGI smeared nightmare, but it does still creep in from time to time.

As for the cine more broadly? shots are well composed, they borrow heavily from ‘Revenge of the Sith’ and ‘Empire’ for colour palette inspiration, the edits a little *too* busy for my taste at times, and the use of CG driven transitions in places didnt quite land for me…But its a Disney grade studio production, so it was always going to be ‘good’. The broader issue is that because its trying SO BADLY to not end up being another ‘Prequel’ nightmare, it fails to really define itself. To the point that it never really goes above ‘Good’ and into something truely ‘era’ defining. It just does what it does quite well and then gets out of there. Which…for the time when this film came out, was something I feel ABSOLUTELY was needed for the franchise, a strong safe opening and a good foundation to build a new trilogy from.

Unfortunately; having now seen the trilogy that followed, it does rather leave this film feeling less like a promising opening to what could be an astounding trilogy, and more like the old sailors tail of the ships captain who saw a ghost on a bridge waving in distress and warning not to sail, days before the ship capsized killing all on board.

The Soundtracks fine. Honestly? the whole movies fine to good. And realistically? I think this is a solid way to get kids of the ‘now’ into Star Wars and as a gateway to get them into the older films. Its probably thge easiest watch out of any of the films released to date. But its not original, and while the attention to detail is incredible, it fails to really, truely capture the whimsy and adventure that these films generally thrive on.

Overly safe to its own detriment, ‘The Force Awakens’ is FINE. but its not great and struggles under the weight of its own assumed legacy. Definitely worth checking out (and encouraged) if you’ve never seen a ‘Star Wars’ film and are looking for a good ‘in’ point. But if you’ve seen the other films a million times, I think you may start find it a little TOO comfortable a watch.

direction of the cast is a little lacking, theres a certain coldness to the way the cast have been asked to perform here and it does lead to deliveries that make the more lighter moments of the film feel a little out of place and strange. Again…its fine for the most part, but it struggles in places.

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The concluding part of the original ‘Star Wars’ trilogy is a little bit of a bumpy landing for a franchise that, up till this point had managed to pull of the seemingly impossible task of getting ‘Lighting in a bottle’ twice in a row. And while it still manages to succeed on most fronts. I have to be honest when I say that its an entry that really struggled to hold my interest.

The plot picks up around 6-12 months after ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ Hans still frozen in Carbonite, Luke has vanished to complete his training and 3PO and R2 are back on Tattoine trying to rescue Hans cryopod from the lair of Jabba the Hutt.

After a somewhat spirited escape, its revealed that the empire has been constructing a 2nd EVEN MORE powerful death star that, this time is reinforced by a shield thats being beamed up from the planet Endor. While Luke goes to confront his father and the Emporer once and for all, its down to the rebels to get down to Endor, drop the shields and take out the deathstar once and for all.

And, realistically, there isnt a tremendous amount to criticize the film on visually. While (I feel) it may not pack the punch that ‘Empire’ managed with its use of colour, composition and blocking. Its still a rather nice film to look at that has a keen eye for a good visual and the use of colour, while a bit more muted, is still pretty decently handled.

The direction too is pretty solid as well, with some heavier Blue screen and CSO work creeping in to the fray compared to the previous two entries. The film still manages to utilize cutting edge technology from the time to deliver a creatively compitent piece that mixes in a wide range of styles and methods to deliver an end product that…while not UTTERLY breathtaking, is still a damn site better than a lot of the stuff that was coming out by this time.

Equally, I cant fault the soundtrack, which…now seems to have a bit more of a poppy influence in places vs the previous two movies…but for the most part is business as usual…if not a little strange at times.

For me? its the script where things really seem to have started to go a bit wrong. at 2 hours and 11 minutes, this is the longest film in the ‘Original Trilogy’ and was kind of the last chance this series had to make these films run to 2 hours or less. After this it was kind of a set standard that these movies (FOR SOME REASON) had to be 2+ hours long…Even if it was to the total detriment of the film itself.

My criticisms for the script really arnt anything new, with the biggest issue I found simply being that it feels like Lucas and Co sacrificed giving the trilogy a coherent and high quality send off, so that they could instead insert AS MUCH opportunity to make and sell merchandise as possible. Its no secret that Lucas decided to ask for a percentage of merch profits in lue of an actual payment for these films…and it feels here like he was basically trying to ‘Cash Out’ after the success of ‘Empire’.

From Jabbas palace, to Bobba fett, to the Ewoks EVERY. SINGLE. THING. that happens in this script is seemingly motivated by ‘how many T-shirts can we make with this characters face on?’ or ‘How many micro machines playsets can we sell of Jabbas palace or the death star?’

Its an element that basically infects and influences almost all other aspects of the production. The characters all feel underwritten, in part because I think they realised at this point that ‘Star Wars’ was a VERY lucrative kids market, so they toned back the nazi-isms and more philosophical tones in favour of making it more kid friendly, but also because of the toy-commercialization of the film itself, it means Han, Luke, Leia and the gang just…arnt really in this film that much…and if they are they’re more just standing around or trapped somewhere rather than ACTUALLY directly engaging in the plot…And no. In my opinion BEING there while the actual plot unfolds…But not really doing anything DOESNT constitute ‘Being involved.’

The Ewoks are fine in my opinion, but slowly become more and more prevelant until…basically it becomes impossible to really do anything other than watch the Ewoks do stuff. It really undercuts the ending of this film to go from a very Poigniant moment between Luke and Darth Vader, to a Ewok jamboree 5 minutes later with funky dunky ewok music and the little bastards doing cartwheels.

Because of this, the pacing takes a hit too, we end up with a Firey and fantastic action packed opening act, that gives way to a yawning chasm of a 2nd act…and then, just as things start getting kind of interesting in the 3rd act it all comes crashing to a halt with the Ewok Jamboree.

It leaves the audience with a script that DEFINITELY feels geared towards much younger kids vs what came before it, thats sacrificed some of its darker tone, its complex characters and its interesting narrative direction to push Ewok lunchboxes. I can only imagine what went on in a kids head who saw the original ‘Star Wars’ when they were 8, and were greeted with THIS as a 14 year old…

The other issue for me really is the performances, they dont feel as acidic, they dont have the darker tones to them. I dont believe Han ACTUALLY even shoots anyone in this film. Everyones been toned up a little more, they’re lighter, more comedic. The will they/wont they between Han and Leia has been simplified into a younger persons concept of love, rather than the more mature direction of it in the previous films. Harrison ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie fisher are all still delightful to have on screen. But you get the feeling they were done with the series by this film, and the overly simplistic dialogue and scaling back of the bite probably only weathered them further on the production. They were good! But not great…

For me? ‘Return of the Jedi’ IS fun and IS watchable…But its NOWHERE near as good as the rest of the films in this trilogy, its the first (of many) missteps in the franchises history and while I wont begrudge another rewatch in future, I dont think i’d ever really CHOOSE to just watch this one. Its definitely in the upper half of the ‘Star Wars’ films…But it lacks the ‘spark’ to take it into being something truely ‘Great’.

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This is probably going to be the shortest review i’ve written for a movie on here. Mainly because…its ‘The Empire Strikes Back’…Theres nothing I could add, no pithy observation, no new nugget of info…It’s a film thats been (rightfully) mined to death.

So I’ll keep it brief and personal. My one critique of ‘A New Hope’ was that, at times it felt a little bit ramshackled, and Lucas’s remedy of slapping CGI all over it, FAR from ‘fixed’ that issue. Otherwise, its a DAMN fine movie that VERY easily shows why it, alongside ‘Jaws’ helped ‘Save Hollywood’ in the 70s…

‘Empire’ has EXACTLY the same sentiments, but now has the budget and resource to fix the ‘Rickety’ problem. It now Looks great, has a fantastic script, an astounding score and some of the best performances of the entire franchise.

Pound for pound? I think i’d still lean towards ‘A New Hope’ as a personal preference as I feel like it works (marginally) better as a self contained work, But I cant deny that this film is as impressive today as it was when it landed in 1980. Its easily (in my opinion) the best ‘Star Wars’ film made to date. and is an absolute ‘Must See’ for any afficionado of ‘Sci-fi’ as a genre.

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I think its kind of easy to look at the original ‘Star Wars’ and take it for granted. Its a little rickety by modern film standards, but this alongside movies like ‘Jaws’ helped essentially bring the Hollywood system back from the brink of literal death. And even to this day, rewatching this film for the GOD knows how many-th time. Its kind of easy to see why. 

For clarity, ever since I managed to get ahold of the HD ‘Despecialized’ versions in the early to mid 2010’s (Versions that attempt to restore the film as closely as possible to their original theatrical premier iterations after Lucas basically tweaked, upgraded and altered the film with near enough every single home and theatrical release this had) The ‘Despecialized’ versions have been my go to for rewatches.

And…honestly? what is there to say really…it’s ‘Star Wars’ Often imitated, rarely equalled its near enough the perfect blend of JUST the right elements on almost every front, to create something that…for the time was genuinely a form of revolutionary cinematic recycling. 

The scripts well paced, doesnt overstay its welcome, has near seamless transitions between the act structures. It balances dark themes with a lighter and genuinely comedic tone at times. It isnt afriad to be silly, witty or charismatic. The characters all have a degree of depth, nuance and come across as sincerely genuine and likeable. 

The directions near enough perfect, as is direction of the cast. The cine is rock solid utilizing technology that, for the time was in and of itself a marvel. 

The casting is LITERALLY perfect, the editings razor, the scoring…a delight. 

I dont really have much more to say other than that. Its a damn fun film thats maybe a *little* creaky by 21st century standards. But I figure this Lucas Kid is gonna go places if he keeps this kind of thing up!

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Watching the ‘Star Wars’ movies in order, a problem quickly presented itself to me…’Wont the transition between the ‘Prequel’ trilogy, and the ‘Original’ trilogy be a little jarring?’ I mean…the prequels are all CGI heavy love ins using (at the time) cutting edge technology, where as the Original trilogy is pretty much the exact opposite y’know? VERY practical effect heavy, all real sets and locations…good…its like the total oppostie of the prequels!

WELL! It seems the question was somewhat resolved by ‘Rogue one: A Star Wars Story’ A film that…has its problems, but does a DAMN good job of smoothing over the transition from ‘new’ to ‘old’.

The film basically recalls the events of a rag tag group of outcasts trying to locate the plans for the ‘Death Star’ to help aid The Rebel Alliance…Basically, a key part of ‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ is that some rebels managed to smuggle the Death star schimatics out of an empire base and transmit them back to HQ where they’ve been decoded to help give the rebels an edge against the empire…This film tells the story of that. Its a small part of ‘Episode 4’ but its a key part. So it is kind of interesting to see it realised on a big screen budget.

This is a good AND bad thing because, on the one hand it sets the film slap BANG in the middle of one of the most interesting points in the ‘Star Wars’ universes history. the initial battle between the empire and the rebel alliance. On the downside it means the films problems are now twofold because it suffers from issues that plagues the ‘Prequel’ AND ‘Original’ trilogy, rather than just one of them.

The script, personally? I thought was solid…But a little flat. I think the overarching narrative is pretty solid, I thought the first and 3rd acts were fun enough…But at some point towards the end of the first act it kind of settles into a steady pace and just rides that right up to the finale…which pretty much killed the momentum of the film for me, because…not only does not a lot happen for most of the second act and bits of the first and third, but compounding that issue…NON of the characters are particularly engaging.

They’re all just kind of…skills, placed onto people. So you’ve got a robot thats good at processing data (basically your door opener) you’ve got a blind martial arts expert who can see using the force. a weapons expert, a pilot…and our main protagonists whos main driving personality trait is they’ve both had hard upbringings under the rise of the Empire…But in giving them that as their personality in the NOW it means they’re incredibly bland when it comes to wanting to know them as people IN the now.

The pacings kind of stop start as well…Theres plenty of references to the source material that led to the origianl trilogy here (vietnam, samurai movies, the old flash gordon serials) But they really arnt subtle about their inspirations here making it particulalry dull for people with a level of media literacy…the original star wars didnt exactly HIDE that stuff…but it did a better job than this film.

The directions actually probably this films high point, its a really solid hybrid of on set and location work, enhanced with some CG elements. basically mash up the creative styles of the ‘Prequel’ and ‘Original’ trilogies and you get this film. the styalisation is largely in line with the ‘Original’ trilogies sensibilities, but occasionally you’ll get those grand and ultra busy (and slightly annoying) Prequal style scenes where they just fill the frame with as much crap as they can throw at the screen. I will give them some credit however, they’ve at least toned down just HOW busy the frame can be at any one time…which is a small mercy.

Which leads me to the ‘Horrors beyond our comprehension’ part of the direction…(and VERY mild spoilers here) but they ressurect Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher using CGI welded onto an actors face…Fishers likeness is brief and…I didnt think it was half bad…But Cushings!? its uncanny valley, he looks like a dead eyed CGI puppet interacting with real world people…its hideous…they could have achieved a greater effect by simply masking his face and keeping his role to a minimum…but instead I dont get to sleep tonight…yay.

The cines a step up from ‘Episode 3’, but probably not as good as ‘Episode 4’…again, the use of ACTUAL sets and locations is an absolute boost for this, compositional choices are rock solid…its a disney studio picture…this thing COULDNT fail on visuals…it literally wasnt possible…so…at minimum it’s good…at best it has some of the best cinematography in a Star wars movie since ‘Empire’.

Performance wise…I cant fault the casts physicality, they bring a lot of themselves to the role…But I just dont feel there was enough ‘character’ there to really win me over. and no. ‘Character’ doesnt mean ‘Delivers snarky one liners every other scene’…Felicity Jones is probably the best of the bunch in the lead as Jyn Erso, but thats because her character is traumatised, seeking closure and stoic…so the dialogue and way the film sets her up perfectly aligns with the tone of delivery, shes brill.

But as for Donnie Yen, Diego Luna, Forrest Whittaker and Mads Mikkelson? I felt nothing…they were all too flat and serious, there was no real range other than sadness and anger…and even then they struggled to muster even that…And the comedy…good god, the ‘comedy’ in this is pitiful. PROPER eye rolling attempts at gags, it did nothing for me and if anything turned me off the production.

And the soundtrack? its star wars…it cant be bad.

I feel like, as a transitionary film to get you from ‘Episode 3’ to ‘Episode 4’, ‘Rogue One’ does a fantastic job of adjusting the Star Wars universe so that the age difference between productions isnt as noticeable…However, as a film by itself…while fine for the most part and largely enjoyable, it just…drags…SO bad. It has nice moments, but a strong overreliance on knowing the Star Wars films inside and out so that you appreciate all the little references, combined with quite dull characters…kind of makes this a film that i’d absolutely watch again if I was watching ‘Episodes 1-6’ But not one that i’d watch as a standalone.

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And so, I arrived at the final part of the ‘Prequel’ trilogy, and it was a first time viewing to boot! After ‘Episode 2’ managed so entirely to sour my feelings towards the Anakin arc, I just…never could be bothered to find out exactly what happened in the end. and I do kind of regret that a little bit.

The film still has a lot of problems that the previous entries had, an overreliance on CG, overly busy frames that detract from the overall meaning and enjoyment of the composition…stilted and semi awkward dialogue and arguably one of the worst ‘NOOOOOOOO!!!!’s in cinematic history. BUT! there is a lot of good to be found here as well!

The script feels incredibly refreshing offering a vaguely coherent plot that carries for 3 acts quite comfortably, there are a few plot decisions that seem a bit farfetched to me personally and the pacing is still quite out of whack (but thats seemingly more of a ‘prequels’ problem than something unique to this film).

I think the significant difference between this film and the 2 before it, is this one actually feels like the writers were having fun. The first film felt like they were setting the table for a grand plan, which backfired spectacularly forcing them to alter their vision. The second film felt like 2 and half hours of ball fumbling. But ‘Episode 3’ has a lot to work with, key among them being the rise of Vader and the key beats for ‘A New Hope’ being established.

And I feel (for the most part) that the film handles these elements well. Its pooling from a solid source material to help establish the framework, they tone down the romance elements and go back to focussing on the key elements that made the franchise popular, rehashing and recycling old 40’s and 50’s adventure movie tropes.

That isnt to say the film isnt without it’s problems however. there is a LOT of padding present here, scenes run for WELL past their shelf life and the final fight runs to just shy of THIRTY FIVE Minutes and left me flip flopping between it being a fun and engaging finale, and border insufferable.

That being said, the characters are given a bit more…well…character…here. In particular Obi Wan and Anakins relationship seems a lot healthier and stronger than the previous two entries. Padme and Anakin actually get to emote a fair bit more, which helped things along. and the random aliens and comedy 50’s diners are paired back in favour of an espionage thriller plotline that I felt handled itself quite well honestly.

The direction and cine have the same issues from last time, just slightly less prominently. We still have a film that was seemingly almost entirely manufactured in a computer…which is a shame. But they do utilize more real set spaces for a big chunk of the runtime here, theirs a nice creeping sense of familiarity as the tech featured in the ‘Original’ trilogy slowly creeps into the fringes of this film.

Direction of the cast seems more relaxed and naturalistic. Theres still an heir of stiffness about it, but nowhere near as bad as the previous entries.

The cine is vivid colourful and arguably holds some of the more iconic imagery of the prequel films. I dont feel it really pushed the boundaries of what *COULD* have been on screen, but its arguably one of the least offensive on the eyes.

That being said, the edit is still QUITE a mess here. while we have less plots than the previous films, it still feels like quite an intense juggling act to follow Anakin, Obi Wan, Padme, Yoda, Palpatine and the 10 or so supporting cast plots as they all semi converge and run independently across the runtime. There really was no way to cut this thing to make it feel like a smooth and coherent production. But the editing team have tried there best.

Performances too get a bit of a boost Hayden Christiansen’s turn as Ani is more emotive and has a little more complexity here over his previous appearence. I still wouldnt say it was great…or even good. But its a lot better than last time…so thats a plus.

Ewan McGregor as ‘Obi Wan’ is probably the strongest performance of the trilogy here for me. He gets a full and well rounded range, he works with dry and witty and genuinely emotional scenes well. He has a decent physical presence and after two films of essentially playing a slightly quirky introvert, I feel here we really get the best out of the character…and i’ve made a note to check out that ‘Obi Wan’ Disney+ series he did recently, based solely off his performance here.

Score? John Williams. Nuff Said.

This is about as good an end that the prequels could have hoped for. Given the utter mess that trailed before it, I came away from this one ACTUALLY feeling like I just watched a ‘Star Wars’ movie. It had a semi interesting and fun script, it toned back its excesses to moments that really counted and the cast seemed to have been given a bit of leash to work more of a range. All small and incremental improvements. But ones that have added up to this probably being my favourite watch of the three and a relatively solid way to lead into the ‘Original’ trilogy.

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Before tonight, I hadnt seen ‘Attack of the Clones’ since…probably sometime in the late 2000’s and honestly, my memory of watching it way back then was so misty and vague, that other than a handful of scenes. I couldnt remember it clearly enough to even really recall much of what happened…Now having rewatched it, I realise thats a feature…not a bug.

I was under the impression that the Star Wars Prequels got better as time went on. But ‘Attack of the Clones’ somehow manages to the near impossible feat of being simultaineously PAINFULLY over long and boring AND overly busy and irritating.

10 years have passed since the first film and Aniken and Obi-Wan are sent to investigate an assassination attempt on Senator Amidala. causing the film to split into two plot lines as Anakin is partnered up with Padme as a bodyguard (they inevitably have THE dryest hot romance i’ve ever seen committed film…), While Obi-Wan is set the task of tailing an assassin by the name of Jango Fett who’s working for a mysterious and sith-infused ‘Count Dookoo’ basically a renegade Jedi who’s working for powerful masters.

And…Seemingly the reaction to ‘Phantom Menace’ was SO strong that they felt there was almost no choice but to completely rework the remaining parts of this trilogy…and its just awful. The lighter moments working against the more serious action adventure, are here replaced with awkward and cringey sequences that play against VERY dry and serious moments creating and unpleasent an horribly dated tone.

The dialogues painful in places, with one liners to make your skin crawl and dramatic scenes that could spoil milk. The pacing is dire, theres now even more CG sequences and even busier scenes than the first film CONSTANTLY being bombarded at your eyes creating and unpleasent to sit through collage of awfulness.

Honestly, I feel like they ‘over serioused’ this Star Wars movie and forced the humour into select and awkward pockets. Its just a terrible viewing experience pretty much entirely throughout. I didnt feel a single moment of joy or wonder in this thing. just the cold gentle buzzing of a computer rendering in the next scene.

The directions atrocious. George here is literally just throwing everything he can at the screen with no rhyme or reason, theres no clear creative vision and everything is either bathed in Orange or dark blue…and nothing else. Its a flat, lifeless vision of a picture that…If it wasnt for the fact I genuinely couldnt remember what happened in this movie…Would have had me switching off by the half hour mark.

He somehow managed to make a war between a clone army, a droid army and a load of rampant killer insects look dull…HOW do you even accomplish that!?

Direction of the casts just…awful. Hayden Christiansen seems to get the absolute worst of it. In my last review of ‘Episode 1’ I lamented that I felt Anakin as a character would have been better suited to being a quiet, more insular type who slowly comes out of his shell in the worst way possible. But instead they chose to make him a boistrous and outspoken character, which I felt worked against the stories drive.

Here? They lean EVEN HARDER in to that, establishing that Anakin is now hanging on to even BEING a Jedi by a thread because he doesnt like the rigidity of the Jedi order. he’s now even louder, unpleasent and arrogant. But he’s being directed to play the performance almost numb in tone. Which creates SUCH a weird and awkward performance. When I say Lucas’s direction of the cast in this film makes Tommy Weisaus ‘The Room’ feel like it has PULSE. You KNOW somethings gone very VERY wrong.

As an aside as well, I feel like its kind of important if your writing a film featuring a complex protagonist who’s battling the urge to just be evil…that it may be in the audiences interest to…y’know..ACTUALLY give him some contrast to work with, rather than just starting him off as neutral annoying and then working him up to Evil/Annoying…it makes it SO much more enjoyable for the viewer if we ARNT trapped in a 2 hour 23 minute ‘fart in a phonebooth’ scenario.

The Cine is compromised by an overreliance on CG and special effects, the editing is blinding, overly busy and confusing. The casting isnt terrible…but its REALLY not great either. Christopher Lee is probably the most enjoyable part of this, and he’s basically playing Space ‘Dracula’…Im sure he got at least a couple really nice driveways installed for being in this one.

The soundtrack? its star wars.

I braced when I watched ‘Episode 1’ thinking that it was going to be the worst part of this trilogy. If only i’d known that the TRUE horrors of this era lay further on in the franchise, i’d have probably had a couple beers before hand.

Literally the only good part of this film is the final 10 minutes with Dookoo…other than that this was an absolute SLOG to get through, and im glad im logging this film on Letterboxd, because I use these reviews really more as a note to myself, if ever I get the notion to go and rewatch these films…Well to future me (and to you dear reader) I say this. DONT watch ‘Episode 2’ it’s truely dire.

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Every 10 years or so I get an itch to watch some ‘Star Wars’ movies. I wouldnt say im the biggest fan of the franchise, but I almost certainly have an appreciation for what they’ve come to stand for within the film ecosystem (Technological advancement, gripping stories of espionage, action and thrilling adventure taking license from action thrillers of the 40s and 50s, peppered with a mild whimsy to help make it digest better with the audience)

I watched the recent ‘sequals’ trilogy as it came out in theaters, I last watched the original trilogy back in 2014…But the ‘Prequels’? Thats a different kettle of fish. I’ve never seen ‘Revenge of the Sith’, I watched ‘Attack of the clones’ once on DVD and barely made it to the end credits. And as for ‘The Phantom Menace’? Tonight was my 3rd ever watch. Having first watched it on it’s opening week back in 1999, followed by a drunken rewatch at some point in 2010/2011 where Im 90% sure I passed out before the 3rd act.

While I welcome the other star wars trilogies with open arms, the sheer venom thats been levelled at the ‘prequel’ films from nearly every corner of the internet, made it feel like something not really worth bothering with…I mean…if the vast VAST majority of people say its one of the worst films ever made…they’ve gotta be right…right?

Well…I sat down stone cold sober tonight and I freebased all 2 hours and 16 minutes of ‘The Phantom Menace’ and…my honest response?..Is an understanding of why some people would think this was bad, but a total confusion over the utter bile spat out in this films legacy.

Im not sure if it’s just the fact that i’ve addled my brain with 10+ years of terrible TERRIBLE movies and very little else. But having sat through this thing, there were only TWO notable things I really picked up on that I feel let this film down. The plotting and how it handles its plot elements. And the fact that this is unmistakably attempting to do a ‘Return of the Jedi’ and basically act as a toy commercial.

With the former point, I’d argue that its subjective. In my opinion the films padded quite heavily, scenes run on for WAY longer than they realistically should have (the pod racing scene is an example. It really should have been MUCH shorter than it ended up being) and the result is a movie that has a rather strong first act I feel, but slows to a crawl the moment they set foot on Tatooine and it never really gets its momentum back from there.

Theres multiple elongated VERY dry exposition scenes, my understanding is that this was originally supposed to set up a much slower burn series of Anakin turning into Vader through the corruption of politics and sacrifice of his own beliefs. However when this film garnered SUCH a negative backlash the whole thing was condensed and retconned into something more audience friendly and ‘safe’…Not that that gives the film a reprive if I still have to sit through it as part of the trilogy.

The other issue to this point is that this film was almost always set up to fail in the eyes of the fandom. ‘Return of the Jedi’ came out in 1983 and Lucas spent the best part of 16 years delaying ‘Episode 1’ from being made because he said he would only make it when the technology caught up with his vision. Star Wars fans are some of the most rabid fans on the planet, so when this film got announced, as you can imagine, story ideas, plot theories and leaks went WILD.

I feel that, even had Lucas made a different, even marginally tighter production, the fans still would have savaged it because it wasnt in line with the 16 years of extended media and merch that had followed it.

To that point however, I do feel there are plot points in this film that could have been explored in more depth vs, what we actually got as a finished product. Darth Maul almost certainly would have benefitted form a bit more screentime, he’s the emporers apprentice and he’s on screen for collectively 15 minutes or so. I feel like Qui-gon would have benefitted from more time on screen, even beyond this film to Boi up Obi-Wans transition into a full blown Jedi Knight. Anakins character is a little too charismatic and outspoken, I feel a kid who’s strongly with ‘the force’ might have presented as a little more subdued and introspective. Maybe even nervous…

But! with that being said, I can only judge whats here, and whats here is fine enough…but a little dry. The script works with light and dark relatively well to deliver a pleasing contrast on tone. Jar Jar Binks is a little overplayed, less Jar Jar would have been better in my opinion. The dialogue, as mentioned is a little overly dry, the action is consistent…But I feel like the sabre battles do somewhat overshadow any chance for a more meaningful encounter. Arguably one of the best scenes in the entire franchise is in ‘A new Hope’ when Obi Wan fights Darth Vader. Its a sabre battle…but they openly talk as old friends, they challenge each other. It feels more naturalistic…Here its just sabre battles…and thats fiiiiiine…But I just wish there’d been more.

The whole thing rounds off well enough, But Episode 1 to me almost feels too much like a self contained film than the opening part of a trilogy. As the credits rolled on this thing I didnt feel like I’d just been left with the threads that would open up this new era of a cinematic world spreading 2-3 generations…I felt like i’d just watched a kinda sorta alright ‘Star Wars’ movie…and thats…not really the tone you want to leave your audience with when your promising two more movies. I wanted to leave pumped for ‘Episode 2’…instead I left thinking ‘Well…that wasnt quite as bad as I remembered it…’

In terms of everything else? I have no issues really. The direction is an above average studio offering for the time. Its George Lucas working with more money than god and no restraint. I’ve seen films shot for a dollar in an alleway…it looks fine. Direction of the cast is a little bit mixed for me, given how stilted the dialogue is the cast work with it as best they can. But they have to deliver a lot of their lines very stoically and….with the best will in the world, its hard to do that for 2 hours and keep it interesting. The overeliance on CGI (which did bother me a bit) also means we lose a lot of the more personal/naturalistic touch that a live action performer can provide. With Yoda and JarJar in particular REALLY suffering as a result in this one.

The cine, much like the direction is decent for an above average studio picture. I think again the overeliance on CGI to worldbuild ultimately harms the film more than helps it…But I realise that this trilogy is like 99% greenscreen sets. So its going to be a losing battle for me if I have a problem with that for the next couple movies.

Performances are fine. Liam Neeson, Natalie Porter, Ewan McGregor and Jake Lloyd are all pretty rock solid in their key roles. and, in a breaking from my own personal rules against ‘discussing child actors’ I do want to take a moment to air my utter UTTER contempt for the people who bullied Lloyd off the back of his performance in this film. Those fans should be ashamed of themselves quite frankly.

Soundtracks solid…Look. ‘The Phantom Menace’ has its problems. and given its 2+ hour length it’ll be a while before I revisit it, purely because I dont really have the time these days…I can totally understand why it got the hate it got back in 1999, I could even understand how salty fans from back in the day would still find this insufferable. But on this rewatch? I cant honestly say I disliked this film. It was flawed, and…for me it probably IS the worst ‘Star Wars’ film in the franchise…But I think that has more to do with the fact that, if your ranking the films from best to worst, there ultimately HAS to be a film thats at the bottom of the pile…rather than it being the case that this films horrendous and has earned its place at the bottom of the pack.

Theres a difference between a film being ‘So bad its deserving of ridicule’ and a film ‘Not being as good as the other films, but still being alright’ and I think thats where this film lands for me. I dont love it, I dont hate it, it’s fine. flawed…but fine.

Which…If you believe every film should strive to be the absolute best it can possibly be or its a failure, will inevitably be problematic for some people. But if like me, you think that it should be a goal, but not the be all and end all…you’ll probably just think this thing wasnt anything to write home about and move on to the next movie…thats what im doing at least…

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A rather dissapointing offering ‘Primitives’ (also known as ‘Savage Terror’) is a film that is probably best talked about in the knowledge that the director gave an interview shortly after this film premiered where, when asked what made him decide to make a ‘cannibal’ movie?, he responded by saying that he’d watched a bunch of them over a brief window of time and decided that he wanted to make one because ‘it looked fun.’

The reason I bring this up is because this film basically steals about 80% of its scenes and plot points from ‘Man from Deep River’ (1972) and ‘Jungle Holocaust’ (1977). I wish there was more to it than that honestly…but there isnt.

The plot? a group of students head to a remote part of the Indonesian jungles to try and learn about the cultures out there. Their guide is more than happy to take them to the sections of the jungle where the more civilized tribes live. But refuses to take them to the deepest remotest parts of the jungle lie for fear of what lies in wait.

The students naturally think he’s overstating the danger and decide to press on without him, by taking a slightly ramshackled raft out to go and explore these regions. Naturally; the boat gets into trouble, gets broken up by some rocks and the group find themselves stranded in a remote part of the jungle, where they’re quickly set upon by cannibal tribes who take them to a semi underground cave/jail area and…the rest of the film is them disgusting and semi torturing the students, while the students try to escape.

Its basically ‘Jungle Holocaust’ but about 10 minutes shorter, revolving around a broken boat instead of a broken airplane and the budget seemingly had a zero dropped off it.

For a super low budget Indonesian film, it looks pretty decent. I mean…the effects are a bit rubbish and the blood looks like something out of a Hammer horror film. But shots are composed quite well, they utilize styalized lighting, colour has a good part to play in helping create and atmosphere…But thats about all the good I can really say for this one.

The script is derivative to the point that, at first I got a creeping sense of familiarity…and THEN I realised what they were doing and got VERY annoyed…Barring one or two scenes where they did take an original turn. This things an almost toothless take on the cannibal genre, theres almost no nudity, no gore, Animal cruelty is still there (unfortunately) but all the fun associated with the Cannibal subgenre is nowhere to be found. Its dull. Dreary and just trudges along making me wish I was watching something like ‘Jungle Holocaust’ or ‘Cannibal Ferox’ or any of the other Cannibal movies that actually tried to do something original, rather than copy half a dozen other movies to try and make a quick buck.

The performances are all pretty dull too…Theres nothing really to speak of positively on that front.

The soundtracks totally forgettable too…barring the opening titles…which inexplicably use ‘Robots’ from Kraftwerks ‘Man Machine’ album…the only electronic pop song featured in a score thats basically droning.

I do have a theory for that though…’Robots’ was still pretty new at the time this film came out, and the titles and end credits for this film were seemingly stored seperately from the movie itself (presumably so that the correct languages could be displayed when distributing to international audiences) The ngatives for these titles and credits are now long gone. and as such for the Severin Bluray release, they had to go back to a 35mm German print of the film to restore them.

I believe that the opening titles of the film were redubbed to include ‘Robots’ to try and make it sound more contemporary…I think that the print was then cycled on to the rest of Europe who DIDNT realise that ‘Robots’ wasnt included in the original release and they just, ran with it rather than query it…I say this because I find it BEYOND hard to believe that a low budget Indonesian production would have a fairly traditional scoring for its Cannibal film for 99% of the runtime, but randomly decide to use late 70s Krautrock for its opening titles.

Im convinced the print landed in Germany either scoreless or with a terrible score attached to it, and the film board in charge of striking prints of the movie for distribution in Germany just decided to redub it to save the silence or peoples ears…

Anyway; I digress…This film was a huge waste of time for me. Not inoffensive…But if the best thing I can say about a movie is ‘It looked pretty good in some places’ and ‘It ripped off other movies 1:1 in a not totally terrible way’ then you know its not exactly onto a winning deal.

Boring, sluggish and lacking any kind of bite. It’ll be a hell of a while before I revisit this one…

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I was late to the party with ‘Reanimator’…come to think of it, I was late to the party for ‘Brain Yuzna’…But in the last 5-10 years i’ve tried to remedy that, and I’ve had a great time. But while movies like ‘Society’ and ‘Return of the Living Dead 3’ were absolutely fun, strange and interesting. ‘Reanimator’ feels to me like a production that got the balance just about right between INCREDIBLY dark comedy, INCREDIBLY gory horror and INCREDIBLY bizarre visual imagery.

The plot itself predominantly revolves around one Dr. Herbert West (Played PERFECTLY by Jeffery Combs. A ‘not quite in the room’ practitioner who’s been experimenting with reanimating dead tissue. after a few notable failures which got him kicked out of a swedish university (and Sweden) He’s arrived in the US looking for a place to lie low and continue his research into the neon glowing ‘Reanimator’ fluid.

And what better place to do that than at a medical school! and after making himself well acquainted with the doctors teaching at the facility (he flat out insults their intelligence and makes sly comments about his own work) he eventually finds a place to stay and a basement to call his own when he answers the ‘Roomate’ ad for couple Dan and Meg. At first the pair are apprehensive of Herbert, but when he offers a months rent up front in cash on the request that he be left alone…the pair soften a little to him…Little do they know the carnage they’re offering up into their lives from this point onwards.

And honestly? I REALLY like this one. Its pretty much consistently successful in what its trying to do across the board. The script is a pacey hour and 26 minutes long, has a clean 3 act structure with perfectly smooth transitions between the acts. The pacing, while a little stop/start in places is at least consistent. It gives you pretty fair warning if your into media literacy of when the films going to slow down for a bit to get some exposition out of the way or its going to begin the warm up for an excessive gore shot.

The characters are VERY well rounded and have some amazingly charismatic and genuinely entertaining dialogue. It opens with clear intentions of where the plots going to go and ends satisfactorily in a way that leaves room for a sequel. But if you DID just wanna end things here, it’d absolutely work too.

The direction is stylish, methodical and clearly thought out, it has a grimey ‘mouldy’ edge for lack of a better expression and Yuzna’s really managed to rein in the excesses that would make his later work feel festering (See ‘Silent Night Deadly Night 4’) here? its all bubbling just under the surface occasionally rising up out of the slick and considered action ready to just help lift those nastier moments to something altogether more disturbing.

The direction of both the cast and crew here shows a clear understanding of the film making process and it seems like Yuzna was a clear communicator to his team, while also allowing just enough fluidity that the cast could loosen up, work to develop their characters on set and maybe even throw a few improvs in for good measure.

The cine is just delightful, with wondefully composed sequences made of a solid mixture of key shots and B-roll. the blocking is near excellent as is the compositional choices throughout. the heavy use of coded styalized colours such as luminous green and cool blues and blacks really help only further cement this films already solid identity.

And only further enhancing the situation, the editing is superb. with precise and clear cuts and transitions that help keep the film ticking over at a solid pace. With even some decent match cuts only adding to the strange but delightful humour this film has (an example being an early scene where Dan surprises Meg in a corridor and starts being affectionate, she repeatedly says ‘No! No! No!’ which then hard cuts to a near match cut of the pair having sex at a later point where shes saying ‘Yes! yes! yes!’…Its a small touch, but it near instantly tells you the type of tone this things going for)

The performances are delightful, I honestly think the core casting of Jeffry Combs, Barbara Crampton, David Gale and Bruce Abbot was…simply put. Perfect. It was perfect casting, at the perfect time for them to be cast and they all pretty much give the performances of their respective careers. I honestly cant imagine these characters being played or portrayed by any other actor. Its TOO perfect. They all absolutely got on board with the tone of the film and completely committed to the brief. Its a rare sight to see in cinema. But this film manages it.

And tying all this together in one delightful bow, the soundtracks rock solid for this film as well. Its synthy slightly rocky poppy stuff. I liked it, as a minor criticism i’d argue that outside of the theme tune, there isnt really another BIG scoring hit for this one…but consistant and good is always a winner to me.

‘Reanimator’ is a film I really wished i’d checked out sooner. My first watch was 3-4 years ago and frankly I should have seen this decades ago. The perfect match up to movies like ‘Return of the Living Dead’ if you havent seen ‘Reanimator’ You need to go see ‘Reanimator’…if you HAVE seen ‘Reanimator’…go watch ‘Reanimator’.

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