Fight for Your Life, 1977 – ★★★½

It must be at least a year or two since I last watched a ‘new’ Video Nasty for the first time. But tonight, I decided to break that streak by checking out a Nasty that, as of the time of writing STILL hasnt been given a re-release in the UK.

‘Fight for your Life’ was one of the initial 40 films that were used to define the type of film that could be considered a ‘Video Nasty’. But, out of all the nasties i’ve seen so far. I would argue that this one was a significantly milder entry.

The film DOES feature seriously strong racist rhetoric throughout, to a degree that I think would even make Tarantino blush, A brief scene of child abuse and an implied extended gang rape scene, I feel more than meets the criteria of the BBFCs ‘No violence towards children, or sexual violence towards women’ brief…some pretty decent (but spread out) gore sequences were likely the thing that really tipped this one over the edge.

The films plot is relatively straightforward, a police envoy containing 3 deadly murderers (Jessie, Geno and Chow) ends up in a collision with a thief attempting a getaway, forcing the police van off the road. The cops go to check on the prisoners, who promptly jump the cops, steal their guns and steal a pimps car in the space of a few minutes. While on their way to Canada to escape the law, they stop off at a gas station where they attempt a stick up to get some booze and cash to see them to the border.

But things dont quite go to plan, and they end up taking hostage the only witness to the robbery ‘Corrie’ the daughter of a minister called Ted. Now, at this point; its probably good to mention that Ted and the rest of the Turner family are a proud upstanding, hardcore christian black family, and Jessie is a racist redneck.

Corrie takes the gang back to the Turner household, where they shack up. hold the family hostage and attempt to break Teds ‘turn the other cheek’ mentality by increasingly and aggressively insulting the family and degrading them in ever increasingly violent ways. Meanwhile the cops are slowly in pursuit of the gang. Leading to a pressure cooker situation of what will give first, the gang in trying to lie low, the Turners in getting revenge, or the Cops in bringing them to justice.

And im not gonna lie, this one was a pretty open and shut case. I thought it was a solid enough little ‘home invasion’ thriller, with a slight blacksploitation edge that I appreciated.

I thought the script was simple, but effective, I liked the slow burn tension built up between the gang and the Turners. The pacing is just in that sweet spot where its giving you information quick enough to hold you, but slow enough to let your brain chew on it a bit. Theres some clean act structuring, most of the characters have a decent bit of backstory that helps to really flesh out the characters and world. The fact this films set at Halloween with absolutely NO mention of it being halloween anywhere in the film, but the sets being littered with skeletons and Jack ‘O lanterns was a nice thing.

I liked the tone, I liked the pacing, I liked the dialogue (for the most part) In fact, realistically I only had two issues with this film, and they kind of go hand in hand. One of which was the racist language. and more specifically how comfortable the film feels in using racist language. Jessie basically calls the Turners every possible racist name in the book, and its frankly relentless to the point that I began to feel less like this was a choice in production to really try and sell just how nasty Jessie was…and more a decision by the production to seize a once in a lifetime opportunity to drop the hard R as much as they could with some degree of immunity.

It gets to the point where I cant help but begin to wonder if the racism in this film is maybe sitting a little *too* comfortable with the people who wrote and directed it. In my opinion I hasten to add (I dont want a lawsuit)…Thing is, this film isnt really even trying to give the characters contrast, Jessies just shouting slurs and shooting folks…and the total ‘one note’-ness of it just left me kind of wondering what the film makers were really trying to say with his character…

NOT helped either by the fact that all the characters EXCEPT the Turner family (Ted omitted) get basically NO background. Ted gets a religious backstory to help justify his actions later in the film. But Louise? Well…her character is she’s Teds wife…thats about it, the grandma? nothing. Corrie? she gets nothign till the third act, and then gets given ‘traumatised’…and thats it. Everyone else gets a history, a life before, during and after this film. But the racist language coupled with the fact that the folks we’re supposed to be rooting for in this film having LITERALLY no back story or character shaping barring whats shown on screen. kind of makes me want to lean towards the film not *entirely* acting in good faith.

Beyond that however, its all pretty straightforward. I thought the direction and cine were rock solid with some decent scene structuring and even firmer cast direction, I thought sequences were well shot, utilized colour well and really helped amp up the tension. Given this was the second (and last) film made by the director, and only the second ever film written by Straw Weisman (of ‘Bikini Model Academy’ fame) Im honestly stunned this thing came out looking and feeling as good as it did. it shows WAY more than tells and it does so very effectively. I honestly had very little to complain about, other than some moments in the edit (which im not sure if they’re authoring errors or ACTUAL editing issues) where the film seems to judder, slow down and speed up unnaturally. there are some moments in this film where they go full ‘Benny Hill’ mode for ABSOLUTELY no reason which was quite jarring, and I still havent quite figured out why they did what they did.

The performances are stunning with Robert Judd and William Sanderson stealing the show as Ted and Jessie, they give realistic and lively performances, and the films subtext showing Jessie to in fact be incredibly jealous that Ted managed to have the life he wishes he had is played beautiofully with some real pathos. which again, is surprising given how early into the careers of all involved this film is.

The rest of the cast are all more or less to standard, theres no inherently ‘bad’ performances here. I honestly enjoyed everyone, and felt like, even if the script let them down a bit, they made sure to make up for it with a HELL of a performance.

Add in a funky soul-sensation of a soundtrack that slots into this film like a hand in a glove. and honestly? I found very little to dislike on this one. And im still really quite surprised its still banned in the UK, with no release on the horizon. This isnt a mindblowing movie by any measure…But its a solid thriller with action elements that absolutely held my attention for the full 86 minute runtime, its one i’d absolutely recommend. and it’s likely to go into rotation on my shelf imminantly! check it out!

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/fight-for-your-life/

Pokémon Heroes, 2002 – ★★★½

The first in the ‘Hoen’ era of Pokemon movies ‘Pokemon Heroes’ ditches the numerical titling and tries to shake things up a bit over the previous movies with…mixed results I think its fair to say.

For this entry they decide to essentially trial something i’ve said they really should have been doing from the start, which is telling a story they *could* tell in the anime series with limitations. But giving it a filmic budget and attention to really help get the absolute best out of it. And while I think they’ve largely achieved that brief here, its just a shame they chose the plotline they did here.

So the entire film is set on the island village of ‘Alto Mare’ and its estbalished that, according to island folk law, long ago a devestating event rained down destruction on the island and flooded the island. In a time of crisis it was foretold that two young boys, desperate to protect their family and their island home, were transformed into the mythical pokemon Latias and Latios. And together, they were able to save the day, with one of the boys being sacrified and its power effectively reincarnated into a magical orb that was hidden for safe keeping.

Cut to the present day and Ash, Brock and Misty are all taking a bit of a break in Alto ahead of their first steps into the Hoen region. Ash and Misty choose to take part in a Pokemon ‘Surf’ race, but while the race is on. Latias appears and takes a shine to Ash, helping him almost win the race, before transforming into a young girl and running off.

While all of this is going on, its also revealed that Giovanni is once again back on the scene and has sent special agents: ‘Annie’ and ‘Oakley’ to attempt to capture both Latias AND Latios AND to find and collect the magic orb to reactivate a defense device the citizens of Alto created centuries ago, should an evil presence ever return.

When ‘Annie’ and ‘Oakly’ realise that Latias is running around Alto disguised as a girl, they track her down and are about ready to capture her when Ash spots them, fends them off and gets Latias to safety. Its here that he meets Lorenzo and Bianca, Lorenzo works at a kind of museum/historic building housing the defense device and remnants of that fateful day in the history of Alto…And Bianca is his Assistant? Daughter? random Arty person he knows? Who knows…in either case both of them look after both Latias and Latios in secret and Latias has taken to transforming into Bianca because it likes her.

and…the rest of the movie could best be summed up as Annie and Oakly trying to get SOME kind of a foothold on their plan to capture the pair of mythic pokemon OR find the orb. And Ash and co learning more about Altos history and trying their best to protect Lorenzo and co to avoid the Defense weapon from falling into the wrong hands…Oh…and Team Rocket are in this and…seemingly have fallen back into the place they were in ‘Pokemon 3’ where they’re in the film…but thats about it.

And probably the biggest gripe I have with this film is its script sadly, while I think this would have been a great 2 parter in the anime, here it feels like the kind of plot thats best enjoyed as two 25 minute TV episodes with a cliffhanger, rather than one LONG hour and 10 minute feature. that 20 minutes uninterrupted may not seem like a lot, but the first act offers SO so much, before the 2nd and 3rd act kind of slup into what effectively amounts to a runaround. and not a particularly engaging one.

While the film DOES end with at least a couple of twists and turns I didnt fully expect, and it ends about as solidly as these films can end. the slump sucks SO much life out of this production. Its also one of the first Pokemon films i’ve watched that seems a bit uncertain of the tone to take. It clearly WANTS to tell a darker more serious story, but because this is a child friendly franchise and because the series seems at this point to want to do a little bit of a ‘reset button’ to try and appeal to a younger audience (bearing in mind that the 10 year olds who got into pokemon in 1997/1998 when it hit the west, would now have been 16 possibly 17 by the time this film landed in the US/EU in 2004.) we end up with a kind of dark story, being told with kid gloves…Sometimes that can work, but here it results in a film that feels like it lacks commitment to either lane, being a bit too overbasic in places for the older pokemon crowd to really want to fully get into it, but at the same time being a bit TOO complicated for this younger audience to really want to stick around all that long.

There’s also a bit of a crowded cast list here, its been bad in the other Pokemon movies, with usually either Team Rocket or Brock and Misty getting essentially forgotten about barring an occasional check in…But here, barring the opening race sequence, Brock, Misty AND Team Rocket are all basically totally forgotten, barring one or two moments where they write them in, not to add to the plot, but simply to tell the audience that the writers havent COMPLETELY forgotten about them.

Throw in a wobbly act structure, and while this script is by NO means the worst one to make it to a ‘Pokemon Movie’. Its probably the shakiest one i’ve seen since ‘Pokemon 2000’.

Other than that though, its pretty solid all round, the visuals for this entry have gotten a HUGE upgrade, rather than trying to portray grand and sweeping locations, this film revels in really getting the audience into every side ally and market square in Alto. and theres an almost quasi ‘Studio Ghibli’ feel to some of these street settings. It looks cheaper than ‘Ghibli’ obviously, but its still really nice to see after a near half a dozen films of eithe vast unbroken forests and canyons and not much else, or experiments from H.R Geigers back catalogue.

They’ve also toned back the CG usage as well, or rather, the technology has caught up enough that marrying up CG with hand drawn or semi digital animation no longer looks totally hideous and actually kind of blends in quite nicely. This is probably the prettiest looking Pokemon movie of the series thus far and I feel that the director really gave me what I want out of a filmic Pokemon story. ground level views of the towns and cities and the pokemon that inhabit it.

The performances are solid enough, nothing noteworthy as being good or awful, they’re all about as solid as they usually are. The score seems much happier to use beefed up versions of music from the anime series, which Im happier with truthfully, with only 1 or 2 pop songs reminding me that this is the early 2000s and pop is still ruling the roost.

Overall, Eh…I think if push came to shove i’d narrowly choose this one over ‘Pokemon 4 Ever’ But this is a fairly pedestrian feature where I got more enjoyment watching the detail of the location animations and all the small things like villagers running around or working. Than the actual plotline which I feel was holding back on what it really wanted to show.

If your into Pokemon and looking for the better entries, this one is fine enough. But I absolutely wouldnt say it was essential.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/pokemon-heroes/

Camp Pikachu, 2002 – ★★★

Another day, another Pikachu short. And arguably this one’s the most incoherent to date.

For a starters, there’s no setup for this one. Ash Misty and Brock are just…missing seemingly. And for some reason (fanservice) the Pichu brothers are back! They’re riding a train for some reason when they accidentally fall off and into the surrounding woodland. Where they meet our regular pokemon hero’s who…for SOME reason are just chilling in the middle of LITERALLY nowhere.

The gang decide to help the Pichu brothers catch another train to help them reach their destination, and with the help of a comically strange Wynaut, a Vulbeat and a Duskull, the gang will cross land, river and sky to get the brothers back on track!

Right from the top the title ‘Camp Pilachu’ really doesn’t suit this short. I hear that title, and I’m thinking maybe the guys go to a special pokemon camp and have a fun weekend doing camp activities. But this quite literally is just the gang wandering in the woods for 20 minutes in an *admittedly* cute and charming kind of way…but that’s about it.

It’s nice to see that by the first ‘Hoen’ film in the franchise they’ve finally managed to make the makeup of the team predominantly Johto sourced. But I have to find it funny that they only got to that point AFTER the Johto movies had formally ended…

As for the new Hoen editions. Wynaut is a fun character, but I got nothing out of Vulbeat or Duskull…

Once again Meowth and Wobbuffet seemingly do absolutely NOTHING here and are once again, completely underused leading to another wasted opportunity.

I think the animation is arguably some of the best since the first Pichu brothers short…but that isn’t really saying anything given that was only 1 or 2 shorts ago…its nice, colourful, vibrant and engaging. But it feels like they’ve toned things down across the board to the point that these are now only for the very youngest children…

The soundtracks quite the improvement over the last film though…even if ‘country Jamboree’ vibes feel a bit off for me personally.

In some ways, this film just maintains the line of quality from the last short, in others it underperforms. But I think by a hairs breadth I prefer this to the last one. It may be less complex and even more basic. But I think it does a great job of being a palette cleanser ahead of the main event!

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/camp-pikachu/

Trump vs the Illuminati, 2020 – ★

This movie was very kindly sent to me by a viewer of my youtube channel, which, given we live in totally different countries is a HELL of a kind gesture…Well, I say a ‘Kind’ gesture…it’s ‘Trump Vs The Illuminati’…im not sure if its kind of them, or the beginning of a new amendment to the geneva convention…we’ll likely sort it out via the courts…

Anyway; im going to review this one much more in depth on my youtube channel in future. But a quick overview finds us in 3044, at some point 1000 years prior THE ‘Donald Trump’ inadvertently started a nuclear conflict that just so happened to coincide with an AI uprising.

during this time, the nuclear war wipes out most of humanity, and the sentient AI machines harvest the earth of all its natural resources leaving the planet picked clean…HOWEVER! just before the nuclear conflict properly kicked off a lab grown clone of Donald Trump based in China escapes its holding facility and SOMEHOW commandeers a spaceship, managing to escape the planet just before the nuclear armageddon. I dont know HOW he knows how to fly a spaceship, but you’ll find with this film that a LOT of the runtime is filled with ‘how does he/she know that’? so its easier to just let it keep on whatever momentum its working with…

Anyway, The Trump Clone crashes his spaceship on Mars, and somehow manages to merge his conciousness with AI machines that essentially render him immortal. He spends the next 1000 years on Mars until 3044, when an alien race approach the clone Trump (who either has an imaginary friend called ‘The Major’ or has an ACTUAL friend called ‘The Major’ who he will abandon shortly. The aliens warn the clone of a terrible future in which the illuminati (led by the conciousness of Alistaire Crowley ressurected into the body of an alien…for some reason…) form a galactic army and wipe out the universe.

Clone Trump doesnt care about ANY of that, and refuses to help. But when Crowley and his cronies turn up and attempt an assassination, thats only foiled when the good aliens beam Trump aboard their ship and give him a cruiser of his own. Clone Trump eventually learns that his destiny as saviour of the universe is inevitable, and so he heads out to Dubai, where the entry portal to Hell is located, so that he can fight Lucifer to the death, to destroy the illuminati and restore order to the universe…Oh! and he’s assisted in this by a Han Solo/Chewbacca style pairing of either a clone or descendent of ‘Van Helsing’ and ‘Bigfoot’…

I felt like I was having a stroke at multiple points while watching this. I see a lot of movies that dont ‘feel’ like real movies, but most of them just look a bit cheap and have a basic story. But this is the first film i’ve seen in a while that doesnt even ‘feel’ like a movie, it feels like something that would have appeared in an episode of ‘Tim and Eric Awesome show’ back in the 2000s as a scathing work of satire.

Halfway through watching this, I wondered what the audience reaction would have been had I sent this film back in time, with no context, to viewers in 1995. And I can only liken the response to be similar to that old meme about giving a medieval peasent a dorito.

The scripts the base ramblings of a mad man, theres nothing more to it, its just pseudo philosophical ‘bullshit’ mixed in with overt references to Trumps first time in office wrapped up in a bizarre plot of intergalactic warfare, that BARELY features ANY actual intergalactic warfare…

The pacings ice-bergian CRAWLING to the endzone at 69 minutes, it feels like it goes on for over 2 hours. and its BIZARRE choice to spend the majority of the runtime essentially running a ‘What If?’ around the idea that Clone Trump, under different circumstances could have been some kind of martyr figure, I feel even in 2020 was kind of poor taste, and in 2025 is just downright demented.

Essentially the majority of this movie is watching a spacesuit avatar travel from one location to another, pontificating about what makes us who we are, the meaning of life, and the occasional ‘grab’em by the pussy’ reference…

The characters all feel like they just popped out of a beginners ‘Warhammer’ Campaign. the dialogue is frankly painful and delivered by ACTUAL voice actors in such a way that im STILL not 100% certain they didnt do voice cloning and Text to speech at some points in this movie…

And to add insult to injury, the film doesnt even really fully resolve. It solves one plotline that kind of becomes irrelevent just before the end. Then about 7 minutes off the end, they cram in a dozen characters we’ve NEVER seen before up to this point, set up some random new threat and then they just…drop it. Literally they dump all that on the audience, then hard cut to credits…with seemingly no follow up planned and no ACTUAL resolution given. the film just..stops.

The direction is sparking off in every possible direction it can go off in, it lacks focus and vision, and…you wouldnt know it from the poster or DVD cover. But this is almost 100% CGI, and to be more specific, it looks VERY similar in places to PS3 era ‘Fallout 3’, ‘Mass Effect’ with a little bit of Halo thrown in for good measure. the models animate only SLIGHTLY more than a ‘T’ pose, they show locations with no characters in them frequently so they dont have to animate characters mouth movements. The Trump clone character is in a spcaesuit for 90% of the runtime, its mouth doesnt move at ALL when we can look through the visor, and the characters who DO get mouth movements? NOT ONE LINE matches the movements of the mouth.

The art style feels generic, almost like something from an out of the box animations studio piece of software, and because so MANY characters are using generic Alien models here, I assumed it meant they didnt have any additional models to cover other characters…an example being Lucifer and Alistaire Crowley here are both represented by generic alien models…but THEN literal MINUTES off the end. they show both a human animation model AND a ‘Satan’ animation model…SO WHY ARE ALL THESE CHARACTERS JUST COPY PASTED ALIEN MODELS?!?

The editing is atrocious, the score, generic and ill fitting. If it wasnt a weekday where I have work in the morning, i’d be drinking by now…ABSOLUTE waste of time…Dont bother, the fact its at least VAGUELY self aware was JUST enough to pull it back from the absolute pits. But it is TEETERING. AVOID.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/trump-vs-the-illuminati/

The 8th Annual Live ‘On Cinema’ Oscar Special, 2021 – ★★★★½

Arguably one of the high water marks for the OCOS’s its a solid night of chaos BUT! adding a twist to proceedings, the entire nights events unfolded between two different streams. I know some people were annoyed by that, but for me I found it a fascinating use of mixed media and a GREAT way to drip feed in hidden lore and details to the series without overtly doing so. the Gregg feed was a definite favourite, and I still remember the thrill of watching folks flick between the two looking for clues and behind the scenes gossip.

It was a great night that balanced comedy and tragedy perfectly once again, and one that I had a real soft spot for.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/the-8th-annual-live-on-cinema-oscar-special/

The 9th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special, 2022 – ★★★

A little bit of a slower offering for this years oscar special, while the ‘live at the hei ranch’ location was a bit of a shakeup, I felt like this one was nothing we hadnt seen before…and while the dramatic closer really did up the experience. This was one of the few oscar specials that I feel like I didnt need to watch it live…

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/the-9th-annual-on-cinema-oscar-special/