
Through October I decided to revisit all 7 of the continuity ‘Childs Play/ Chucky’ movies as it’d been a few years and, I’ve always had a soft spot for the loundmouthed lil stabber.
Well, in 2019, the studio execs decided to see if they could strike out on their own be revitilising the ‘Childs Play’ name and branding and relaunching the franchise with a new entry that was seperate from the current ‘Chucky’ continuity (which span off into a TV series) and tried to reimagine the story in a more contemporary setting. The red letter media guys referred to this as a ‘cover’ and im struggling really to think of a better way to put it really.
Anyway; the film follows Karen and Andy Barkley, a single mother with a tech obsessed child who’ve just moved into a new neighbourhood with the aim of starting life afresh. Around the same time a tech company are launching the ‘Buddi’ doll, a smart home compatible doll that is aimed at being your childs friend, while also acting as a tech butler. they can turn your lights on and off, set off your vaccume, order your groceries…anything your smart home can do, Buddi can do.
And its here where the story really takes shape, as the mass manufacturing plant in Veitnam houses a disgruntled worker who, on finding out he’s being fired, removes all the safety protocols from one rogue Buddi doll before ending his own life. As you can probably piece together THAT Buddi doll (which by chance decides to name itself ‘Chucky’) winds up with the Barkleys.
At first things are fine, but slowly it becomes apparent that, without the safety protocols in place, Chucky doesnt seem to know right from wrong, and doesnt seem to understand the subtlety of the human language. Learning about murder, swearing and deception, without learning that they are in fact, very bad things to do. And..thats it, thats the movie. Andy slowly finding out that ‘Chucky’ has broken programming and has been killing people Andy has a hard time with in order to try and make him happy, and Chucky learning ever increasingly awful stuff that just makes him worse.
And I think the millstone thats hung around this films neck is simply that its called a ‘Childs Play’ movie. the total reimagining of the plot to remove the serial killer and supernatural aspects to this just end up making a sloppily put together production that doesnt seem to really know what it wants to be.
The pacing is BEYOND slow, crawling at times to a finale that, in my opinion was quite underwhelming. The tone dances between dark humour and horror. But the style of dark humour wasnt really for me, and the horror felt a bit forced in places. There are serveral REALLY weird sub plots that dont really develop into anything and feel a bit half baked.
The characters all feel a bit one note and underdeveloped too, they do feel like they belong in the world the film is trying to sell, but they dont really feel fully fleshed out to me.
The whole concept of the Buddi doll going rogue is fun, but its handled a bit haphazardly, by the 3rd act, the dolls just evil for some reason…It stops being about a rogue AI not interpreting human interactions correctly, and just turns into a generic killer doll movie. Not to mention the continuity issues throughout like…If Chucky is LITERALLY just a doll…How does he have the downward pressure to stab anyone. the heaviest dolls are only about as weighty as a couple large bags of sugar…and this things like 2.5 feet tall, so how can it simultaineously be a doll thats light enough for small children to pick up and carry around, but heavy enough to keep a teenager pinned to the floor, and heavy enough to puncture someones ribcage?
Equally, how can a doll that looks like it has 4 points of leg articulation (at most) spend most of the film awkwardly limp/waddling from location to location, but in the last 5 minutes, suddenly gains the agility of Neo from the Matrix?! Its only a movie…I should really just relax…BUT STILL!
Despite the scripting issues, its fairly standard fare for the rest of the picture. the Direction and Cine are to studio quality, though I did feel the edit was a little inconsistent and incoherent at times which really threw me out. I feel like the film either should have been a bit shorter, or quite a bit longer to really flesh out exactly whats happening on screen. but at 90 minutes it feels awkwardly limp. the sequence building is too slowburn for me and, as mentioned, that 3rd act finale really does come out of nowhere.
Almost all of the performances feel phoned in, Aubrey Plaza is probably the best performer here as Karen, but even then she’s playing it a bit stereotyped to the ‘cool mom’ vibe…shes solid here..But theres nothing here that hasnt been seen in two dozen marvel movies up to this point. Brian Tyree Henry is the real star of the show as cop Mike Norris, hitting that sweet spot of charming and charismatic but with a slight stoic edge. I really liked him here honestly.
The child actors, I wont comment much on, other than to say they were kinda sorta fine enough. Not naming names, but this isnt the best ive seen, nor is it the worst.
Mark Hamill as Chucky is *fine*. He’s no Brad Douriff honestly, but he has his own vibe and apart from the issue of him occaisonally drifting into his ‘Joker’ voice. he more or less does what the film needed him to do. I’d be interested in seeing him develop the character/software in a sequel honestly.
The soundtracks probably the best thing this films got, but unfortunately, it wasnt enough to fully win me over.
The 2019 ‘Childs Play’ feels like the bones of a good idea rushed out the door before the meat was even set. its overly slow in places, and doesnt quite seem to know which route it really wants to take, overt references to Star Wars and other Orion pictures productions such as ‘Killer Clowns from Outer Space’ and ‘Robocop’ dont help matters, and even the best of this film is quite ‘Beige’ honestly. I didnt hate it, but I really didnt care for it either. I think i’d likely revisit this one in future to see if I mellow to it a bit. But for now, you aint beating that Mancini/Douriff combo.
source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/childs-play-2019/








