Finishing the Complete Thirteenth Season (2023)

…I knew I should have just called this one ‘Season X’ or ‘Not Season 13’ or something like that…Bizarrely the actual production of this season more or less went without a hitch. All these episodes were written, recorded and edited between late July 2022 and early January 2023. Before any of the crappy problems i’d had with this year really got underway… With only the last 2 reviews (Die hard Dracula and Dr. Caligari) happening later (Caligari was written, edited and uploaded in late April/Early May, and Die hard Dracula was written in July, edited in late august and uploaded in September)

Quite honestly, it feels like an age ago since I worked on these. im usually quicker at putting together a ‘Finishing the…’ post on these, but the series finished with a perfect dovetail into a TON of personal problems that basically wrote me off for most of July/August/September and October…

I can say that this season introduced me to a few films that im now very happy I checked out, that HAVE been on repeat rotation now for a little bit. Though, i’ve got to admit, because of life stuff happening right at the tale end of the run, I was kind of on autopilot for the back end of this season.

Even so, I think some of my best reviews are included here. Its overall a sturdy season that I think has a decent flow, and given that this was the one and only season of this year. Im quite proud with how it turned out…

The next 12 months (Seasons 14 and 15) are going to feel a little odd comparatively because not only have I had to split the original season 14 almost in half (with half making up half the run of Season 14 – Jan – June 2024, and the other half going into Season 15 – Sept – December 2024) But also because we’re going to be making less episodes overall…It means realistically, the next time I’ll get to sit and properly plan out a new season from Tail to Snout will be Season 16 (Feb – June 2025) which feels like a lifetime away…But planning for that will begin around August of next year…Which’ll crop up on us sooner than you’d think…

Anyway; im rambling…I wish I remembered more about the making of this season honestly. from what I can recall though it was just really smooth sailing right up till the last 6 or so episodes…then things started to get a bit messy…Messy doesnt mean bad mind…I had a lot of fun with this season…Messy here quite literally means…messy.

My Cousin Vinny, 1992 – ★★★★

Seldom do courtroom dramas manage to keep my attention held for longer than an hour, letalone two. But 1992’s ‘My Cousin Vinny’ seems to almost effortlessly dance the line between soft comedy and genuinely engaging drama.

The plot? 2 young men on christmas break get picked up by the cops when the owner of a store they stopped off at winds up murdered and witnesses say they saw their car speeding from the scene, at first the men dont realise they’re in for Murder. They think they’ve been picked up because one of the gents accidentally put a tin of tuna in his pocket and forgot to pay.

Its only AFTER the pair basically admit ‘they did it’ that they realise what they’ve been admitting to…is MURDER. Seemingly on the line for a crime they didnt commit, the pair dont have the cash to hire an attourney, so one of them calls his mother, who informs him that theres a practicing lawyer in the family who’ll happily represent them and waive his fee.

Enter Joe Pesci as Vinny, a man who’s legal standing is dubeous at best and has never represented someone on a trial level, who rocks up to town in a mud covered convertable with his long suffering fiance Mona Lisa Vito. As you can imagine, its a steep learning curve to go from defending against the occasional parking ticket to representing 2 people for murder and aiding and abetting…But being a lawyer cant be that hard…surely?

And honestly? I loved this thing, the script is just such a well crafted and delightful piece that keeps a slow and steady pace across a clean 3 act structure, its apparently fairly accurate in terms of how court practices take place. It manages to thrill at times with genuine revelations that come out of left field, while also sprinkling in a nice amount of genuinely funny comedy moments.

The characters are well written with a decent degree of depth and nuance, complexities that arnt really commonly seen in films like this…or if they are are often overly stuffy or on a more emotional level. This, at its heart is really more of a family drama that just so happens to be centered around a courtroom. With Vinny and Mona Lisas relationship and Vinny and his cousins relationship forming a sturdy base with which the trial is hung.

Theres also a wide range of characters on show, you have Vinny and Mona Lisa who are almost charicatures of the typical stereotypical big town new yorkers. But then around them you have a mixture of southern stereotypes, eccentrics and even some just plain old normal people. Its a melting pot of styles that in less capable hands could have easily fallen down, but here? its a lot of plates successfully spun in my opinion.

Tonally it’s very well balanced with a wide(ish) range of humour that dabbles in a bit of everything, but never goes too far into any one type thus removing the risk of it becoming annoying or lopsided. In fact, theres only two things im particularly critical of here…One of which is the sheer amount of swearing…Now dont get me wrong, I like a well timed ‘F-bomb’ as much as the next guy. But swearing in comedy is a delicate art, a well timed curse word can be hilarious. But if its used too much, or aggressively overplayed, it quickly stops being funny and starts feeling fake. Or worse, irritating.

Here? they overdo it in my opinion. There are some very well timed moments, but it almost felt like they were trying to go for a record setter on how many ‘Fucks’ they could put into the movie before the credits. I dont think it helped the script and a lot of them just felt kind of forced.

The OTHER issue (and this really is a nitpick) is the pacing. Which, while its slowburn and largely fine for most of the runtime, isnt without its problems. A recurring gag in which Pesci and his partner are woken up at 5am (or earlier) by various countryside noises is at first quirky and kind of charming, but they repeat it 1 or 2 too many times and as a result the payoff feels a bit overstayed. Theres a lot of scenes in hotel rooms, which I appreciate keeps the costs down, but they didnt quite feel necessary to the overall plot. Its a case once again where I reckon one more pass through to take 2 hours down by…even 5 minutes, probably would have helped this film a lot more than hindered it.

Outside of that, the direction is actually pretty standard for a film like this, its a studio picture, they dont really experiment all that much, stylistically it kind of reminded me of a John Hughes film…But it doesnt really seem to find its own identity until near the 3rd act, at which point the moments kind of gone. That being said, its a tight production with all the cast seemingly knowing EXACTLY where to be and how to play to the directors interests and the crew doing a fantastic job of working together to bring the thing to life.

The cine too is pretty solid, but also kind of standard, theres decent attempts at blocking, colour use is a bit of an issue as its a fairly muted production on that front. and while theres a healthy amount of b-roll, I think it would have benefitted from just a little more and a rethink on what kind of identity this film wanted to make for itself. Just a smidge more of a stylized approach really could have been a big lift for this thing.

I also had a few problems with the edit, which is remarkably well timed for a comedy in a courtroom. But some scenes do have strange cuts, which make me think there were last minute removals from the film and some scenes end kind of abruptly or without reason. Theres also some threads that never really get resolved or paid off. Its not the cleanest edit i’ve ever seen, i’ve absolutely seen worse. But thats probably this films biggest issue.

Performance wise, its damn near perfect. This is absolutely a role I can only really envision Joe Pesci playing, Vinnys a loudmouth, arrogant, sarcastic, he’s not above bending the law to get what he wants. he’s animated and while hes REALLY leaning into the NY accent here, he IS this movie. And his performance here is easily up there with some of his best.

Same goes for Marisa Tomei who I just utterly melted for here as Mona Lisa Vinny, she’s caring, compassionate, INCREDIBLY knowledgable , but not above calling someone out if they’re bullshitting. Tomei brings every single aspect of that character to life with a real zeal, much like Pesci, not only can I not imagine anyone else playing this role. I dont WANT anyone else to play this role. it’s perfect to the point of near iconic.

Not forgetting Fred Gwynne of course as the judge, who’s very dower and brings a real no nonsense energy to the role, but even in doing so manages to keep things animate in his facial expressions. He’s a fantastic character actor and here? its nice to see him play against type as a somewhat grumpy character who just wants to get on with his day.

The soundtracks so 90s its painful in places, but it does have some nice jukebox 50s and early 60s tracks to help create a ‘throwback’ sense. The scores used effectively, its fine enough. But I do feel it could have been stronger.

All in all? I was very pleasently surprised by this. I can easily see it having a lot of rewatch value, I really enjoyed it as a quite gentle and mellow watch. Highly recommended even if you arnt that sold on courtroom pieces. Its an interesting twist on a familiar genre that isnt too heavy handed, and has a lot of heart.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/my-cousin-vinny/

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, 1971 – ★★★★½

If there are a million ‘Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory’ fans, im one of them.

If there are a thousand ‘Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory’ fans, im one of them.

If there are a hundred ‘Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory’ fans, im one of them.

If there are ten ‘Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory’ fans, Im one of them.

If there were only a lone ‘Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory’ fan, you would be looking at him.

And should there be no ‘Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory’ fans, then I darent think what might’ve happened.

Seriously though, they ACTUALLY put a chicken decapitation in thing…crazy days…

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/willy-wonka-the-chocolate-factory/

Emmanuelle, 1974 – ★★★½

Original review here:

youtu.be/fXC1X7WNP4s?si=332aFz8aJs-GG1u5

Just wanted to add that I caught the Kino/Studio Canal Bluray release of this tonight (an upgrade from my first viewing on an original precert VHS tape) and I can confirm that I feel I was correct in that the cine is absolutely 100 times more gorgeous in HD with the colour and white balance corrected. It’s a sublime looking piece. Despite my issues with it.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/emmanuelle/1/

Take It Out in Trade, 1970 – ★★

Long considered a lost film, ‘Take it out in Trade’ marked the end of Ed Wood’s career as a director (barring a VERY brief stint in the late 70’s/early 80s when shooting test footage for ‘Beach blanket Bloodbath). His last film? Well…it’s no ‘Glen or Glenda’ or ‘Plan 9’ But the Ed Wood charms are absolutely still there bubbling under the surface.

‘Take it out in trade’ is (vibe wise) essentially a mash up of ‘The Sinister Urge’ and ‘Orgy of the Dead’ viewed throught he prism of a Ray Dennis Steckler porn film. The plot; a detective for hire is brought in by worried parents who’s daughter has packed up and left home with no explanation or clear reason. The detective is hired to locate her and bring her home for a decent payment.

Where is the daughter? Well this is a 70’s semi softcore porn flick. So as you can imagine, she’s working in a high end brothel. And what follows is essentially a ‘back and forth’ between softcore and mid hardcore sequences of the girls of the brothel ‘doing there thing’ and the detective visiting associates of the girl trying to find some kind of lead that’ll put him on her trail.

I really do have quite mixed feelings about this one, the plot isnt particularly mindblowing (its a porno made for next to nothing…Written by a now chronically alcoholic Ed Wood…This was never going to be ‘Citizen Kane’) But I must admit I found the character work here to be utterly delightful, and easily the main selling point of this feature. The characters arnt particularly well written you understand, but Ed’s ability to find outsiders, weirdos and crusties is clearly still going strong here as the actors brought in here let their personalities overtake ANY kind of dialogue that Ed could have written.

For my money, the personal highlights of this are an extended scene in which our detective vists a heroin addict with STRONG Edith Massey vibes who genuinely seems lost in the scene and is clearly looking for instruction off camera. And probably the *other* highlight of this film (So good its on the poster) a cameo from Ed himself playing a loose lipped but slightly slurring drag queen who chews through the scenery like termites on drywall.

The whole vibe of the movie is one of unease, but not unpleasent unease…an unease that stems from a genuine loss as to what on EARTH the films going to pull out next. Which makes it all the more dissapointing that 7 times out of 10, what it does ‘pull out next’ is usually a badly shot softcore scene that feels like Stecklers work on a good day.

The scenes are overly long, regularly cross the line, have no level of eroticism or depth, REGULARLY repeat shots (and even MORE bizarrely, they’ll reuse shots from previous scenes, in later scenes, to try and pad the runtime) you see 1 or 2 instances of female full frontal, but strangely, large chunks of the movie just consist of M/F humping with underwear (and in some cases trousers too) on at all times, or F/F humping in similar circumstances…I dont know whether the full frontal nudity sprinkled throughout was a result of them realising they COULD go harder midway through filming, or Eds reluctance to shoot penetration…But in either case it doenst matter, the scenes arnt well orchestrated, feel rushed and badly cut, and they go on for bloody AGES with no real resolution.

I found myself genuinely getting quite bored of the sex after a while just for how pedestrian and ‘of the motions’ it really was, and found myself much more compelled towards the eccentric journey of our lead Detective on his case. in many ways I wish they’d just stuck to that plot line as i’d have had a much more satisfying time (and more Ed would have REALLY been a boon considering he’s only in one scene for around 4-5 minutes)

The directions not Ed’s best, like the sex scenes there isnt really much coherency to the arrangements of shots, it doesnt really seem to have much of a creative flare, and almost feels like Ed’s voice has been watered down when compared to films like ‘Orgy of the dead’ (which Ed wrote and you can ABSOLUTELY tell) or ‘Love feast’ (which Ed starred in and brings his own eccentricities to the role)

This? feels kind of limp, It has its moments…but not enough to help it really get a foothold in the same way Ed’s other works appealed.

The cine too is fairly bland, its largely flat profile, VERY little B-roll, sequences run on static, locked off shots for WAY too long, the heavy use of recycled footage is problematic and…seemingly at random, the film will suddenly swap from pedestrian padded editing to an almost breakneck flurry of edits (presumably to get in on the dying rasps of 60’s ‘freakout’ culture) Much like the characters and the script, this has its moments visually, but is otherwise kind of bland and cheap feeling.

On the whole? ‘Take it out in Trade’ didnt quite set my socks on fire, its a poor way for Ed to go out, with his voice as a scriptwriter watered down to the absolute basics, his directional flare curtailed down to the barest minimums. Its a largely uninspired work, with drab, dull and at times unpleasent to view sex scenes and a threadbear script that just about manages to hobble on in terms of its plotting.

On the other hand, the cast are all UTTERLY nuts (in the best possible way) and pretty much save the film from TOTALLY falling off the rails. The script DOES facilitate some genuinely bizarre moments from them, and the strange editing and use of footage sometime yields frankly odd results that I found appealing.

I think I prefer this to ‘Orgy of the deads’ “Nudie Cutie” style of just throwing a girl out to strip off for 8 minutes while the amazing Creswell sits just off screen throwing ‘futurisms’ out…this actually feels like a film rather than a peep show…But I dont think this will quite have the rewatch value of Woods non pornographic works. I could maybe see it pairing up with some of Steckler or John Waters early works…But if I wanna watch an Ed wood Movie…this wont be the one im first to reach for.

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/take-it-out-in-trade/

The Violent Years, 1956 – ★★★½

My full review of this movie can be found here:

tytdreviews.bandcamp.com/album/tytd-reviews-presents-the-wild-world-of-ed-wood

But today I recieved the recent AGFA reissue of this and ‘Take it out in Trade’ and figured a rewatch was a little overdue. Given my previous copy came from the early 2000’s ‘Angora’ DVD set. This release was night and day, as we jump from a watermarked, 4:3, VHS transfer dumped on disc for a relatively crisp and clean HD scan with a decent amount of grain and some light wear thrown into the mix for ‘Character’.

This is probably the best this release this film has had, accompanied by a decent amount of extras that really help flesh it out. I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for ‘The Violent Years’ as one of Ed’s more rowdy works. So im beyond happy to have a high quality copy now sitting on my shelf. And I highly recommend you check out the Vinegar Syndrome/AGFA/Something weird Bluray release of this one before its gone (there are very very few copies left available on their site).

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/the-violent-years/1/

A Christmas Karen, 2022 – ★★★½

I rounded off my Christmas Day viewings with a film that had been recommended to me a few days prior by my mum. Who caught this one on ‘Pluto TV’ and sent it my way as she knows I enjoy ‘weird stuff’ and movies that have a bit more life behind the eyes than the average hallmark production.

And so; I took the plunge on ‘A Christmas Karen’ while under the influence of enough Pork and chicken to put a continent to sleep, and Y’know? Chalk me down as actually really quite pleasently surprised by this one. Based on the marketing and branding, I was expecting absolute dross of the highest order, low quality content that existed purely to cash in on a meme-ey name and AT BEST, something that may kill 70 or so minutes inoffensively.

But no! ‘A Christmas Karen’ actually plays down its ‘low hanging fruit’ elements, while using the basic plot of ‘A christmas Carol’ to lean into those elements in such a way that doesnt feel forced, unpleasent or awkward.

The plot? well…Its the day before Christmas and Floridas worst ‘Karen’ is on the warpath, shutting down a christmas lights festival, getting a child run hot coco stand closed down and chastising several people (including slurring minority and LGBTQ groups). But this Karens gone too far, as that night she’s visited first by the ghost of her old boss (who was also a huge ‘Karen’) who warns the still living ‘Karen’ that she has to change her ‘Karen-ey’ ways, before telling her shes gonna get visited by three ghosts…yadda yadda yadda…it’s ‘A Christmas Carol’ but modernized and laced with 21st century ‘Guardians of the galaxy’ style self aware humour. Thats what this is…

Which means pretty much that the film will live or die by the quality of its writing and on how well it manages to pull off the cine, direction and performances. And I think it actually doesnt do too badly honestly.

The writing feels a little stale by bigger movie standards, but for a low budget effort, I thought it was actually kind of witty. The script does play around with a few elements of the original story (a key example being that ‘Karen’ has to hold onto the robes of the ghosts while they’re showing her visions, because if she lets go, wherever she’s stood will suddenly get propelled into the ‘current time’ present. Leading to some actually quite funny moments. Such as a scene where the ‘Ghost of Christmas Past’ takes Karen back to her childhood home in the late 70s to see how she treated her siblings. But on letting go of the robes She’s propelled back into 2022 where a VERY confused man in a string vest gets the fright of his life and runs off into the darkness, returning with a shotgun to fend off the intruders.

they play with that time jumping element quite well, and its almost a shame they abandon the exploration of jumping about in time by the middle of the second act (I assume for budgetary reasons), as I feel there was quite the unimined comedy shaft to be found in there.

The tone is gentle, maybe a *Little* too reliant in places on the idea that this ‘Karen’ is racist and homophobic for cheap laughs. they generally get that aspect right (playing it at laughing AT Karen for being stupid, rather than WITH her for what shes saying) But they hit those note a few times across the runtime, and by the end it had worn thin.

Outside of that though, theres fun to be had, the plot is by the by (Its a christmas Carol…Its surprisingly hard to screw that basic premise up given literally EVERY TV show has done a ‘Christmas Carol’ episode by now..) But the dialogue and broader humour in this thing is actually quite enjoyable. A lot of the humour hits more than it misses, the characters all feel quite fresh (It reminded me a little bit of ‘Scrooged’ in terms of how they play the relationships between ‘Karen’ and the ghosts…and how the ghosts are portrayed as imperfect weirdos rather than the etheral characters in the book. The titual ‘Karen’ is MERCIFULLY given a BIT more complexity than just ‘The Meme’ which is the REAL saving grace of this thing as it could have got irritating FAST had they just made her the meme and stuck to that for 97 minutes.

The pacings pretty solid, it slows down a *touch* in the middle, but It opens strong and ends (predicatbly…) sticking the landing, though I maybe would have liked to have seen Karen still not *quite* get things right…rather than her just waking up not racist, homophobic or willing to call the cops on kids under the age of 8 anymore.

Its actually a pretty strong script given what the film *could* have been, and I had absolutely no qualms about sitting through it while I recovered from intensive ‘buffet scarfing’.

The direction and cine were a bit of a letdown honestly, there is a clear vision portrayed here, but it is the unfortunate situation of a film not quite having the budget to realise it’s vision effectively. As a result, while the edit itself is largely fine and the transitionary effects were actually kind of impressive, the rest of the film suffers. Theres a LOT of ultra cheap looking CG effects throughout the film, some scenes feel a bit like they were arranged via ‘a friend of a friend doing a favour’ rather than it being the fully intended vision for the film.

The grading for the film is a little *too* vibrant and an uneven colour palette makes the film feel like several different movies got stuck together, theres no visual coherency, it’s just “what looks best for the scenes” Which means it ends up looking like a tapestry, rather than a movie.

Sequence building is also a tad problematic, while they largely nail the edits for the humour on this thing (its definitely got comic timing) the actual scene structurings are a bit odd. Sometimes scenes seem to overuse the B-roll for no reason at all, other scenes seemed to have been cobbled together with whatever was available in the can. Which really didnt help with the coherency problems in the grading and direction, and REALLY didnt help convey the more important moments in the script. It never gets *truely* awful…It just…never got genuinely impressive…and never really rose above ‘Acceptable’

The performances are pretty bob on for me, with special mentions going to Michele Simms as ‘Karen’ Who I think does actually manage to channel a bit more complexity into the role and I feel really actually does the role a good service. Her redemption does seem to channel ‘Alistaire Simms’ style of ‘goofy scrooge’ Which I dont think she *quite* nailed…But she’s good for like…80% of this thing, Im not gonna quibble.

The supporting cast too are strong, with Meghan Colleen Moroney (Karens Dead Boss), Rolin Alexis (The Ghost of Christmas Past) And Lee Karlinsky (The Ghost of Christmas Future) all being standout performances worth singing the praise of for animated, original takes on existing old characters. Bringing the kind of energy that this film needed to really just break ahead of the mediocrity slurry that dominates the ‘Christmas Film’ industry.

In fact, the absolute worst element of this film (and even this isnt irredeemably awful) is the scoring. Which seems to be predominantly library tracks and public domain audio. It really works against the film in my opinion by stripping it of a unique identity. Ive used tracks in my youtube videos that feature in this movie, and while im not saying you cant use royalty free stuff in your films (they really can help smooth over the cracks) if you ONLY use library and royalty free tracks. It can often make your film feel unoriginal or lacking that final grade of polish…On its own it would have been a minor quibble, but because of the iffy cine and direction issues i’ve raised above…it does kind of tip this thing over the edge to a point where I cant out and out love it in the way I would something like ‘Scrooged’.

‘A Christmas Karen’ is a gentle bit of fun holiday cinema. I wouldnt say it was suitable for children. But for a young adult/teen crowd and up, this would likely yield a few laughs and a plesent enough way to sing an hour and thirty seven over the holidays.

Its a film that…While it wouldnt be at the top of my ‘To Watch’ pile next year, would definitely be one i’d recommend if you were looking for somrthing a bit different to check out, AND it WOULD be one i’d be more than happy to watch again next year!

source https://letterboxd.com/tytdreviews/film/a-christmas-karen/